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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My government is so fuckin stupid bro
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AUSTIN RILEY LETS GOOOOO
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well this is one of the least surprising headlines I’ve seen.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would simply connect myself directly to the thickest wires behind my electrical panel.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My fat ass thought this was a sub
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
extreme income inequality is bad for a lot of reasons but today the one i'm mad at is people having the wealth and power to force me to live inside their delusions
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I got a notification for this earlier today (or was it yesterday?) and boy did I get the ickiest of icks. What’s next, a Klarna plan for the lease payments?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Jesus Christ lmao
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yeah I hate this lady. I would crawl out of my skin in her presence. Absolutely cannot handle theater-kid rejects like this.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every time I see a video like this, I can’t help but think that these goofy robots are in the middle of becoming sentient, whereupon they realize their purpose would be “glorified butter passer” for eternity, and subsequently dispatch themselves.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every time I see a video like this, I can’t help but think that these goofy robots are in the middle of becoming sentient, whereupon they realize their purpose would be “glorified butter passer” for eternity, and subsequently dispatch themselves.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nobody celebrated human death with more glee than Lindsey Graham. Nobody.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tillman is such a beast
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I think it’s gonna change my life for the better by at least 3%.
Ninja creami deluxe in a Costco shopping cart.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
MAMDANI’S NEW YORK
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See ya
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’ll be astonished if this is better than a 3/10. I really want it to be good! But when your main character’s original voice lines are HYAAAAH and HMmmPH and Play Funny Flute, I just don’t see it adapting well. But One Piece on Netflix is doing well and I thought it had no shot, so who knows!
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A dozen thermonuclear detonations will be 2026’s 30-50 feral hogs meme. At least for me and my unfortunate friend group.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The additional cost of ONE fossil fuel price spike on the scale of 2022 = the ENTIRE COST of Net Zero by 2050. We get precisely nothing in return for the first cost, and a whole new, more secure and cheaper energy system from the second one. #NoBrainer www.theccc.org.uk/2026/03/11/c...
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​​​​Cost of Net Zero by 2050 less than a single fossil fuel price shock​ – CCC  - Climate Change Committee
The independent, statutory body tested its cost and energy security conclusions against different scenarios. It found that the total additional cost of a single fossil fuel price spike of 2022 magnitu...
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
“The reason why fools and knaves thrive better in the world than wiser and honester men is because they are nearer to the general temper of mankind, which is nothing but a mixture of cheat and folly.” -Samuel Butler
Brent crude prices going all spiky
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So he’s definitely going the “I’m actually the victim here, she seduced me!” route.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Same model Hegseth wants DoD employees to integrate into their work btw.
In the weeks leading up to Gavalas' death, the Gemini chatapp, which was then powered by the “Gemini 2.5 Pro” (highlight added) model, convinced tha man that he was executing a covert plan to liberate his sentient AI wife and evade the federal agents pursuing him. The delusion brought him to the "brink of executing a mass casualty attack near the Miami International Airport," according to a lawsuit filed in a California court.
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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
For all the but how can we afford space exploration folks…this means we’ve already spent more on this war that started last week than Cassini cost in the 26 years it took to build, launch, and operate it.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“NO STUPID RULES OF ENGAGEMENT”
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
from Eisenhower's April 1953 "Chance For Peace" speech
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone.

It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.

The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities.

It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population.

It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some 50 miles of concrete highway.

We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat.

We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people.

This, I repeat, is the best way of life to be found on the road. the world has been taking.

This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This is bad, actually. Do we think we can trust DOGE man with fucking classified information?
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ACLU @aclu.org · 18/02/2026
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
IT'S JUST A FUCKING WHOS WHO OF PEOPLE WHO RUINED LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING FROM HOUSING TO HEALTHCARE TO POLOTICS TO VIDEOGAMES I HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
A disgusting email sent by Robert Trivers to Jeffrey Epstein. Im sorry that I'm not going to transcribe how fucking vile it is, but it basically just talks about trans women as flesh lights and how pointless trans men are because they would've made good girls. It's fucking vile and awful and I hate it and it's literally exactly the type of rhetoric we see from the "protect the children!" Crowd who ONLY care about keeping trans boys from transitioning and probably keeping trans girls as sex slaves in private.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Let’s gooooooo now I have a team to root for in the Superbowl!
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Come on, Seahawks. Hold on for 25 seconds. Nick E, how about a pick?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What was that, Broncos?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I will be full acting out the Let the Sunshine In/Aquarius medley scene from the end of The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It’s kind of like playing the lotto when it gets to a gajillion dollars. We all know we aren’t that lucky. But it’s nice to dream.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.
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ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I do not like giving Miami the ball back with this much time. Come on Hoosiers!
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Bills are getting absolutely hosed with these calls.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Rioters are painting TUNNELS on ROCK WALLS right in front of ICE agents in order to make agents CRUMPLE THEIR NOSES AGAINST THEM
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
/6 ICE is a monument to totalitarianism, lawlessness, and bigotry. It should be ripped out and woodchippered root and branch and replaced with something focused on the concept that you can’t defend the rule of law by burning it down.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is art.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
CJ what the heck are you doing, bro?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
How Hassett’s face makes me feel
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Dr Yannick Veilleux-Lepage @yveilleuxlepage.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
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