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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 23h
Mine was pretty tame too. For some reason it really thinks I’m into guitars though from the one time three years ago I bought my brother a megapack of Ernie Ball Slinkies.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope these motherfuckers all die in excruciating pain.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So does The Atlantic not like to do research on the people in its articles?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I imagine the average barstool sports enjoyer.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What now?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NBC commentators: The Braves likely won’t score any more runs tonight. Ozzie Albies like 6 pitches later:
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Ozzie Albies' Powerful Baseball Hit for Atlanta Braves
Alt: Ozzie yeeting one 405ft into right-center
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My government is so fuckin stupid bro
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AUSTIN RILEY LETS GOOOOO
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well fucking of course they are
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s too bad he was wearing a seatbelt during that 2024 crash.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bluorgia would be great, but Bottoms is not a great candidate. I’m hoping for the best though!
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Instagram posting on bsky.app ???
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I used to really enjoy Bill. He seemed like a good guy. But he’s dead to me after doing the Riyadh show.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well this is one of the least surprising headlines I’ve seen.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brutal
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love cosmic crisp. And Costco often sells bags of them for pretty cheap.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Adam Ellis comic where an annoying doofus talks shit about “sportsball” and the other guy grabs his lips and says “shhh. let people enjoy things.”
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just insanity. NC State’s QB is going to have an absolutely awful few days. Just kneel before they get to you, bro.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is there any chance this piece of shit could face legal consequences for all the deaths he has caused?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Must”?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah I think they’re just clowning on a guy who sucked.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
👀
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Her what?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This man does not know what most words mean.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would simply connect myself directly to the thickest wires behind my electrical panel.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I remember hearing some reviews saying it was getting better, but by that time I was already checked out. I guess that happened to a lot of folks.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ugh. The WoT series was so disappointing. I made it through the first season and that was enough for me.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would rather stick my arm in that green box the Bene Gesserit use in Dune than try to have a conversation or debate with that guy.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Very likely to be a very short-lived time in the top-25 for my boys, the fighting Shane Beamers.
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South Carolina Football: You Lost To Shane Beamer
ALT: South Carolina Football: You Lost To Shane Beamer
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
FUCK. STOP TAKING THE GOOD ONES, DEATH, YOU BITCH
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is this how I find out Tim Curry has died?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Isn’t that like a decade too late?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Robin Hobb be like
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My fat ass thought this was a sub
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This might be the best title yet
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Man come on, the season hasn't even started and we're already catching L's
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
extreme income inequality is bad for a lot of reasons but today the one i'm mad at is people having the wealth and power to force me to live inside their delusions
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I got a notification for this earlier today (or was it yesterday?) and boy did I get the ickiest of icks. What’s next, a Klarna plan for the lease payments?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He always looks deeply unhappy.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Jesus Christ lmao
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have lived in Georgia all my life and I would 100% choose cold over permanent 115 degrees with 60%+ humidity.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Seconding this. So good
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yeah I hate this lady. I would crawl out of my skin in her presence. Absolutely cannot handle theater-kid rejects like this.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I finally started Discworld last week. Finished Guards yesterday and loved it! Onto Men at Arms now. Btw Pratchett is so witty it kind of makes me mad.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He was my first pick too. But I feel like Burger King has some kind of awesome cosmic power he could unleash if he needed to.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Have you just been ignoring electoral politics all year?
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every time I see a video like this, I can’t help but think that these goofy robots are in the middle of becoming sentient, whereupon they realize their purpose would be “glorified butter passer” for eternity, and subsequently dispatch themselves.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every time I see a video like this, I can’t help but think that these goofy robots are in the middle of becoming sentient, whereupon they realize their purpose would be “glorified butter passer” for eternity, and subsequently dispatch themselves.
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Orogenesis @orogenesis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lmao
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