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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
![BBC source.
Still from a video: Australian journalist holding a microphone on a street in LA ducking as gun smoke rises from a line of cops behind her. A caption attributed to someone off screen reads "You [bleep] just shot the [bleep]."
News headline: Australian journalist hit by 'rubber bullet's while reporting from LA
Article proper: An Australian foreign correspondent was hit by what was understood to be a rubber bullet while reporting from LA. Channel Nine's Lauren Tomasi is seen jumping on pain after the incident in which she was struck in the leg on Sunday. A law enforcement officer can be seen turning towards news cameras & firing the round before Tomasi was struck.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v7xrieldge7jwxfq65tz3khl/bafkreihx6hzz6bi5t7a2bmgtk4o4cd2pdmvdhirkk26xpdaqkyghjb6pfy)
