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Brian the Grey

@oregonsoracle.bsky.social
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🌞 / 🌲⛺️🌲 / 🌧️😶‍🌫️🌧️/ 🌳🥏🌳/ 🌚Heterogeneous Technophobic Hypohermit // #DiscGolf // #Politics {🧢🇺🇸} // #Massage // #Hiking #Backpacking #Nature // #Cannabis // #Photography #Poetry // #AnimalCrossing // #Married + #DadLife // Son of PanLong 🐉

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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 1h
I feel seen. #Pokémon
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw Goose’s shadow. While I was caddying for my son today, a mid-level MA3 player called a stroke penalty on a cardmate because their missed putt rolled back and touched the disc that they had used to approach. It was technically correct, but against the spirit of the game - IMHO. 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Update: I decided to play it safe and withdraw. The day’s not a total loss, though - I get to caddy for my son!
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PDGA peeps: I’m signed up for a single-round C-tier today, but I strained my (L) external oblique yesterday. I probably shouldn’t, but I want to give it a go. What happens if I can’t finish the round? 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ll be wearing mine to the 24th Annual Hab/Rec!
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McCallMeTheBreeze @mccallmethebreeze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Slightly diminish a book: Liver of Darkness
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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best kind of masculinity is the kind that doesn't give a fuck if you wear a tutu and have a beard because your daughter wants you to be a fairy princess. Or if your son wants to be on the dance team, not baseball. Men are not defined by what some idiot thinks is masculine.
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Slightly diminish a book: 1983
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Wes Myers @urbwes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Arrested Development Chicken Dance
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but these two taking One Ring to Mordor:
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Trailer Park Boys: Go Away!
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Pinky 🍂🌾🍁💕 @pinkycrossin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Monday ! Yall know what time it is! Do you remember? 😆
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Futurama Zoidberg Dance
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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David Brent's Crazy Dance
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I finally found a great practice field that’s close to my house. All mine from 7-8 AM. 200 reps this morning. 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Update: I passed along several of the options that were put forward here, but he’s stuck on playing as singles. “It’s just going to be a lackadaisical, chill romp in the woods with a bunch of friends” Then he mentioned that some of their families might join, too… I had to back out. AITA??
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My friend, who is a casual player, wants to play a round for his birthday on Saturday morning with a group of 10. Not as 2 or 3 cards, but as “one big group”. He says that we’ll just let people play through if need be. I don’t want to be that guy, but… 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve played more than 400 holes in the past month. Maybe I’ll take a break… 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Iron Man Tony Stark Says Probably Not
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MzCheevous @mzcheevous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning 🙂
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Roots DGC Hole 16 - 334’ - Par 3 What you throwing? 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two TOUGH rounds at the Roots today, but at least the second round was better than the first! 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My brain on disc golf days: 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Marc Rebillet Get Out Of Bed
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some kids loved Disney, I loved Don Bluth.
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Secret Of Nimh Mrs Brisby
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Played both sides of Milo McIver today (long tees / long baskets) - I’m happy with both rounds, but I know that I can do better. Two rounds @ the Roots tomorrow! 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sorry everybody… I snagged the last TSA Parallel Expanse on randisc.com @randisc.com Don’t blame me - y’all were sleepin’! 😂 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail.
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I found this McBeast / Foundation Disc Golf Buzzz in a small pro shop in Salem today - can’t find it on eBay or online. Can someone tell me about this stamp / run?? 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Few things will make me unfollow faster than seeing an account (🤖) compare gymnastics to disc golf. I have no time for rage-bait.
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
18 @ Tektronix (3x6) 36 @ L.L. Stub Stewart SP 36 @ Milo McIver SP 20 @ Pier Park 36 @ Camp Taloali 9 @ Pioneer Park 🫡 155 holes 🤘 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pier Park (Summer layout) Hole 17 - 307’ - Par 3 What you throwing? 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Milo McIver SP (West) Hole 2 - 285’ - Par 3 What you throwing? 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Brian, why do you have all these discs?” … 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you see this, post something pink. 🩷
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
L.L. Stub Stewart SP Hole 18 - 342’ - Par 3 What you throwing? 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My state I can buy a 100mg THC Ginger Beer Other states...will make folks give up their freedom for their entire life... That is actual barbarity
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Eddie Hall to Brian Shaw: F*ck You Brian
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I played 6 courses last weekend, for a total of 111 holes. Since there’s a long weekend coming up, I’m tryna make it to 150. -Tonight: 9 @ Greenway -Fri: LLSS & Buxton -Sat: 36 @ Milo McIver -Sun: Pier & Memorial -Mon: 36 @ Taloali Disc Golf ‘til I die! 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Bald disc golfing daddy @baldpaul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Embrace empathy
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Hudspeth @hudsp3th.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Greetings! If you're gonna be in the Portland, OR area around Thanksgiving this year. We will be doing our Krax Friday MVP Space race on Nov 27th at Kraxberger Middle School DGC. www.discgolfscene.com/tournament/K... Come play a custom layout with us and have some fun! Details in the post.
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Krax Friday Random Doubles MVP Space Race 2026
Krax Friday Random Doubles MVP Space Race 2026 is a Disc golf doubles tournament in Gladstone, Oregon beginning November 27, 2026 and hosted by disc junction/good clean fun group.
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just got my Buzzz x Roc box. I’m pretty happy with my pull! 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Hudspeth @hudsp3th.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
haven't been on this app in a while. but i gotta scream this into the void. IT'S SO HARD TO READ A BOOK BECAUSE OF ALL THE OTHER THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD THAT TAKE OVER WHEN IM TRYING TO READ. legit i've read the same page like 3 times and have to go back every couple of paragraphs because my brain.
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks for the reminder!
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Update: well done, Innova! I will absolutely buy 10 when they’re available in the US! (The European special pre-release is already sold out!) @proshop.innovadiscs.com
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Troy Karkula @troykarkula.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For disc golf rules I think besides only having officials call top three lead cards during the final, I think players should be able to ask a marshal to spray down lie boundaries prior to a shot, especially for awkward lies. Like on a steep hill slope with a partially hidden basket.
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
.Pearl. Squirrel. Girl.
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Kevin Kostka @mpbx3003.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So, somebody on Reddit scraped the data and there were THREE stance violation calls at Worlds in 1,300+ rounds—I forgot about the cut in the quoted post—and the other two were egregious ones where a player played from the wrong lie. #DiscGolf
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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Simpsons Nerd Yelling Meme
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There’s going to be a whole lot of "I don't want to be that guy, but…" at C-tiers going forward. It’s a shame to see our culture shift in the blink of an eye. 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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Flynn @nerkflern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Give me a Silas disc with this as the stamp
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Brian the Grey @oregonsoracle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@proshop.innovadiscs.com Please release a Rainers Balodis Signature Series duo Roc ASAP. I’ll buy 10. 平 #DiscGolf 🥏
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