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Cal O’Chortus

@calochortus.bsky.social
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Working Conservationist, Ribald Doofus You ain’t gonna learn What you don’t wanna know #discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is he wearing a fatsuit/flakjacket?
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A giant truck owned by a man with a small penis next to a regular size truck owned by a man with a regular size penis
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Started cleaning up the summer garden today and continuing harvest and processing. Zucchini still pumping them out, and found the lurking cukes. Smoking peppers for hot sauce, making tomato sauce. Biggest cuke of the year, banana for scale. #bigcuke
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a quick reminder that there are more Cornell frat boys accused of gang raping a young woman than there are trans women competing in the NCAA.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guarantee these corporate drones don’t offer a glass of water.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Demons. You believe in demons? Demons.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can the Packers go back in time and fire LaFluer at halftime? Kick the fucking field goal you fucking useless donkey.
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Tim Backes @timbackes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's nearly impossible to enjoy the sport as much as it used to be because it's primarily become about refs and gambling
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is there a single well-known #discgolf pro on Bluesky? Seems like Andrew Fish would enjoy the platform. Are they all still giving money to the Nazi child porn guy? I know that platform was never a main channel for disc golf social media.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Slightly diminish a book: Of Mouse and Men
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
George W. Bush is a war criminal, a coward, an idiot. Anyone looking fondly at him because Trump is worse is part of the problem. If you’re surprised by this, you’re a rube.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lauren Boebert and Clarisse Navarro had a knock-down-drag-out fight at the Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar in Aspen, CO, the bar co-owned by the guy who felt up Boebert at that Beetlejuice show. That guy was flirting with Boebert and Navarro did not like that! This led to a physical fight.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This…is a dance OFF. If you SEE THIS….post a dance.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is just… Christopher Walken in Dead Zone?
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#discgolf course #120 - Bear Mountain, Bailey, CO. app.udisc.com/applink/cour... Kind of a really big backyard course at 7700’ elevation, with up and down elevation on the course too, as expected with mountain golf. Had day off during work travel and made the trek. Coming from near sea level.. 1/
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Bear Mountain - Bailey, Colorado | UDisc Disc Golf Course Directory
Park meets mountain. A great mix of shots through forests, meadows, ridges and rock outcroppings. Enjoy great disc golf in a beautiful, well maintained, uncrowded relaxed space. Amazing scenery and v...
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This weak prick is trying to throw money at the problem now. All of a sudden he cares. Him and ol’ Rubtug Kraft suddenly care. FUCK YOU ED. And your elevator-ass music has always sucked!
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The spiral light of Venus….
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As God is my witness…
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sure would be nice if we could encourage guys like Tom to stay posting here on Bluesky the sports app. And maybe not have as much acting like drunk babies in his replies when he’s saying some pretty straight forward stuff, and is, y’know, one of the biggest, most experienced, respected on the beat.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bye, Bill. 😀
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Tim Backes @timbackes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ref BS aside, this is a pretty classic Matt LaFleur football game and a perfect example of why I thought the Packers should have parted ways in the offseason. Long year ahead but sitting here watching yet another late game collapse in week 1 it sure doesn't look like many lessons have been learned.
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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This game is on Matt LaFleur. Period. This OL wasn’t prepared. He played WAY too conservative on early downs and off quick changes. They should have buried this team and they’re going to lose just like they did in the playoffs.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Girl with the dragon tattoo
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s gonna Rain So it’s time for the first big harvest from the garden. youtu.be/4NKVgT37b9E?...
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Haters double beware - got both of mine on Wednesday!
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Congrats on being “where my audience is” you Nazi supporting fucks.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lots of disc golf and making hot sauce. The chronic, enthusiastic masturbation has been a through line since my yoot.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky
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The Handlen, The Zack, And The Crypt @zhandlen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
His hair was perfect.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/09/2026
Interesting side of Hitler I was unaware of "Arguably Adolf Hitler’s greatest passion and pastime outside of his quest for world domination was his obsession with architecture and urban design." Here he is with a model of the 330-foot high triumphal arch he wanted. hitler-pics.com/2023/05/06/h...
Hitler in 1932 inspecting a model of a triumphal arch he was going to build
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who up gleamin’ they cube
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Do The Right Thing: Love And Hate Knuckles
ALT: Do The Right Thing: Love And Hate Knuckles
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Mr. Completely @brokensymmetry.art · 02/09/2026
If you've never heard this OG version of Davis singing If I Had My Way aka Samson & Delilah you'll want to click on this with a quickness. That man was absolute dynamite. They're are cleaner takes (he stumbles over a lyric here) but then he pops off so hard he makes himself holler. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ gold
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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry

1. How much poison are you willing to eat for the success of the free market and global trade?
Please name your preferred poisons.

2. For the sake of goodness, how much evil are you willing to do?
Fill in the following blanks with the names of your favorite evils and acts of hatred.

3. What sacrifices are you prepared to make for culture and civilization? Please list the monuments, shrines, and works of art you would most willingly destroy.

4. In the name of patriotism and the flag, how much of our beloved land are you willing to desecrate? List in the following spaces the mountains, rivers, towns, farms you could most readily do without.

5. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes, the energy sources, the kinds of security, for which you would kill a child. Name, please, the children whom you would be willing to kill.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every Republican candidate and elected official must immediately condemn Republican influencer and activist Catturd for this terrible opinion, since those are now the rules.
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My guy. RIP, Wendell. 😭
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Carly Gay Stepson @amcnal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
peter fuck
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Dirty Three Buckethead Ani DeFranco Burning Spear Bob Dylan Skerik’s Syncopated Taint Septet Uptighty Midnite Jerry Garcia Band Buckwheat Zydeco
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Cal O’Chortus @calochortus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I laugh at Tony Danza I laugh at Tony Danza I laugh at Tony Danza I laugh at Tony Danza I laugh at Tony Danza
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
National media could, if they so desired, dog Republican candidates about accepting donations from the builder of a child pornography robot who emailed Epstein to ask when the best parties were with the same vigilance with which they ask Democratic candidates if they condemn a streamer
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hasan Derangement Syndrome has utterly shattered any denial that Democrats could feign over not understanding that stories become stories when you make them stories. They could be attacking Musk and his partnerships non-stop. Instead, scary Muslim on the internet. Great job guys
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