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Donkey Bott 平

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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big Maple Leaves 🍁
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stepped off the edge of the moon shadow and was bathed in moonlight
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks Mike, that’s all I needed 🥏
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@oregonsoracle.bsky.social I was looking up my friend Sam in MA2 for the Sunday roots tournament and saw your name also. If you get the card together, say hi from Tim.
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dave’s killer dread @dreadlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
disc golf guys who carry a backpack full of discs are so funny as if picking the right disc will impact their score that much. we both know you’re going to miss your putts anyway yeah dude, totally fucked if you don’t have that orange one for a hole with a 23° slope and two birch tree
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Futurama Zoidberg Dance
ALT: Futurama Zoidberg Dance
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you want to play Disc Golf? You could be the basket.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying out a new basket position. It can be approach from either way on the road, but unfortunately both shots are about 200 feet.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
16 foot tall corn stocks are blocking two fairways on the home disc golf course. Rural Disc Golf problems.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Little Big Putt Man
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Mikael Jergefelt @redemption.mastodon.nu.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
The discs for my upcoming MVP Circuit Challenge and Space Race #discgolf tournaments have arrived! 🤩🥏
Man with bald head and green clothing lying down next to 6 boxes full of disc golf discs
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Milo West #9 Summer. First time I played this shorty and was able to spin a Stig into the circle.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes that is a Double G Craft Jerky insulated tote. Won it as a CTP on hole 4 Blue Lake in 2020. Probably my most used tournament loot.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My first Disc Golf Disc was an Innova Viper. No flight numbers, no special plastic, just one blue disc that left my hand and turned left like it was ridden by an insane kobold screaming "None more left mother Fudger!" I hated/feared that disc. I still have it. Wouldn't touch it for any amount
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was playing a silly discgolf mobile game. It has the option for stableford scoring. Seems like it could be great fun on harder courses. idea is you get points for your play relative to par
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My heaven could be a breakfast cafe all to myself
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another guy on my card called out "Yeet" to any drive that looked like it could make 250ft. He must be like 65, so it made it pretty funny.
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
haven't visit any of your listed states so no advice here, except "the tour must go on"
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guy on my disc golf card last night had 3 beers packed and kept talking about how he is going to pace them. He played horrible on front 9 and drank them all. Was then suddenly slurring, staggering, sloppy drunk. Must have pregamed. Slowed us down to absolute crawl.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lottie Dog and Nubs exploring their interspecies curiosity
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lunchtime - seasonal addition
Cabbage, tomato, cheddar, mayo, salt, pepperZucchini fries
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I ride with Skellie
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Dr. Liz: Life in the Aftertimes @lgkatzphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If Hitchcock made films today.
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Teej @kitsuneteej.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well, good morning, friends. Todaybor Day is (a) Labor Day
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
ALT: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
POV your my disc golf caddy getting a little contact high.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Share UDisc disc golf scorecards or card-casts. I’m stuck in the rain
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Kevin Kostka @mpbx3003.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm sorry, but Rubio getting feeder-cucked by RFK and JD Vance while eating a Pop-Tart is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@randisc.com i am looking for the MVP Particle Proton Trail – James Conrad Halloween Team Series. I see it is a pre-order item at some retailers. Is it something you carry?
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AMBER ALERT: goats destroying disc golf courses!!
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Annie Disc Golf News @anniediscgolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Foliage feast: Goats eat through portion of Augusta disc golf course #discgolf #dgpt
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Foliage feast: Goats eat through portion of Augusta disc golf course
A portion of a disc golf course in Augusta has been damaged as goats eat through the foliage.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Besides being one of the first foot faults we see on DGN coverage, it was also the first time one of the players broke the Fourth Wall and began addressing the camera instead of his group. Just weird.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Probably good to get out and see America before Trump’s third term.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Eating Scooby snacks And putting plastic in the racks Ace on hole five at Benson with the best caddy
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Having fun and sometimes making putts
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JAMESG @jamesmakesmusic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
disc golf is fun #discgolf #fun
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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saw something absolutely whimsical out on the disc golf course this weekend. I half expected to see a gnome peek its head out.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nice light on fairway 2 at Benson state park. Throw any disc you want. It is a little downhill and a little over 200ft. Trees are in C2.
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Surprise
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Alex | Chain Chasers @playchainchasers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New on here and looking for my #DiscGolf folks! Where y'all at? 🥏⛓️
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Conversation Topics @conversation-topics.com · 29/08/2026
🥏🚶‍♂️‍➡️🥏🚶‍♂️‍➡️🥏⛓️🎉🎉
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
English muffin and cheddar pizza on barbecue sauce
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Donkey Bott 平 @donkeybott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tomato, basil, string cheese salad
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rees @420hindsight.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Kelly Sutton (aka IglooChik)🐧 @igloochik.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Our condolences to the disc golfer and his family. Please respect their privacy during this time of remorse. Fun fact, I used to play disc golf back in the day. Yes, everyone was blazed on the course. 😄 🥦🌱💚 #cannabis #CannabisSky #DiscGolf
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NewAccountWhoDis @newaccountwhothis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Disc golf is a sport, so you're technically a jock
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America Railroad Jr. @mattiecamp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spent 3 minutes trying to figure out what Foot Disc Golf was
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Peter Butler @peter-butler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This makes me wanna play disc golf
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