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Tina Carleton

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Welcome to Television @welcometotv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's been said before, but the 80s really did have me thinking I'd be going from day to night looks a lot more.
The colorless afternoon sky transformed into a vibrant sunset like a woman slipping off her blazer and adding red lipstick for a date after work. The inhabitants of Villa Velado
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just finished Fern Brady's memoir. At one point she talks about going too far when she tries to connect with people and accidentally info-dumping. But I for one would love to hear her monologue about Kim Cattrall's feud with the rest of the cast of SATC.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have never heard that song. Because I have an entertainment machine in my pocket, and I don't care about music, everything I hear is something I curated. The only way I hear new music is if it becomes a TikTok sound. (And even then the algorithm is giving me sounds based on my tastes.)
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the whole 'i dont like AI but THIS i can get behind' when its a story about someone pounding a trex or a minotaur is such a bad take. camp is art. real legitimate art. honestly kind of astonished to see anti-AI folks just ignoring their stated values because someones AI erotica cover made them laugh
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never knit a full sweater for a potential employer during the job interview.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've had this shirt for sale for longer than LLMs have been a Big Thing; but it's still a "fuck you" to them. www.teepublic.com/hoodie/23562...
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make bad art by chekhovsraygun
you have permission
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. Illustrations by the six year old kid.
A person asleep wakes upA person goes through stages of transformation into a bug. The kid specifically points out the confusion on the third face as the arms turn into wings.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The kid found my wives of Henry VIII nesting dolls so now I'm trying to explain who they are in a non-horrifying way.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Halloween
Alt: A skeleton drives a car.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 26/09/2026
So apropos of nothing in particular, let’s talk about media tie-in novel pay vs. original work pay, shall we? Let’s say you write a novel. It’s set in your own world, your own characters, and titled The Original. You get a book deal! Look at you go!
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look, if you want to get hired, you walk into a business, draw a penis on the whiteboard, and fire the first two people to talk. If you can do that while holding an iced coffee, you’re golden.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no. Someone showed the slightest interest in one of my hyperfocuses and now I need to not overwhelm them with an info dump on the history of The Haunted Mansion.
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 21/09/2026
please boost! clients have been slow in coming last couple weeks and i depend on this income
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers wearing her homemade Topsy the Elephant costume. Bubble letters over her head read ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Everything is kind of funky looking because I put a heavy chromatic aberration filter on it.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight's outfit. Going to see the Stranger Things parody musical
Orange pants and beige Ghostbusters jacket Closeup of ear to show Super Mario earingOrange pants and a blue t-shirt with a Ghostbuster on it. Art by Karen Hallion.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
If the only thing you have to note about the rising tide of fascism is that we have to let it rise far enough to be over someone else's head in order to stop it, I don't think your strategy is particularly good.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A black and white ink style illustration of a falling anvil with a downward-pointing arrow shape behind it. Above the anvil in the back of the arrow shape are the words ‘MAYBE IT’LL’. Across the side of the anvil is the word ‘HAPPEN’ and in the point of the arrow below the anvil is the word ‘TODAY’
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I went to a show tonight and a guy I used to hook up with was in the seat right next to mine! I know this is a small town, but that is a wild coincidence.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New chapter is up: archiveofourown.org/works/871932...
archiveofourown.org
Somebody Who Needs You - Chapter 7 - MaewintheLascerator - Full House (US) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why is everyone who works at this hospital so hot? It genuinely strains credulity.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A digital illustration of five generalized female figures – just outlines and fills with no details, facial features – holding hands and dancing in an circle. Vaguely based on but much less good than Matisse's 'The Dance' painting which was probably on a greeting card your aunt gave you once. They are on a grass green and sky blue background under purple lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today.'
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Kivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A computer cannot be actually unhinged and obsessed over some ship that confuses normies and therefore a computer will never be a true artist
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Kivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#UrgentNeed #helpsky please help me avoid eviction and power shut off
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My book haul this weekend
A stack of books
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I recently encountered the term “cock carousel” as a phrase for promiscuity and everything else about it aside, that’s not how carousels work. You pick one horse and ride it the whole time.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Documenting my bookbinding journey. I bound my first book and it's a bit of a mess, but I'm excited that I got the basics down:
The front of a red book with a fraying cover and glue stainsThe back of a red book with a fraying cover and glue stainsA book held open
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Aja Romano @bookshop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. I am known for being in harry potter fandom. listen to me, a former HP fan of 20+ yrs, when i say that *any* perpetuation of this franchise—reading, writing/reading fanfic, buying filed off dramione, ALL OF IT—perpetuates the harm of the franchise. bsky.app/profile/zoew...
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I knit a purple and rainbow dog at my daughter's request.
Knit dogKnit dog and a suspicious looking real dog
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Getting rid of Harry Potter stuff isn’t that hard. My wife’s first wedding was Harry Potter-themed and she’s not even married to that guy anymore.
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 02/09/2026
I swear I am going to start printing business cards that just say "Don't worry, you weren't awkward" so folks can hand them to one another when one of them's leaving the conversation...
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today I am thinking a lot of thoughts about the tremendous power of silliness in resistance to fascism.
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A-boo-etha: Large Haunted Parsnip Split-Level @abbaetha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So everyone else is doing this about the Scrooge movie, but I’m adding my bit as a Dickens person and a Christmas Carol person in particular. We read this every Xmas when I was a child and we’ve continued this in my now family. Scrooge is not misunderstood. One of the themes is that Scrooge is 🧵
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gaius Baltar, tragically victimized by horniness for a fictional evil AI
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Farscape-posting: I’ve officially gotten to the part of the show where the opening narration should just be “honestly if this is your first episode just change the channel bc you will NOT understand a single thing that’s happening”
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
need more rappers covering Sandra Boynton books
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A digital illustration of Inde Navarette as Nikki in Obsession (2026). It's a head and shoulders shot of her looking directly at the veiwer making the most exaggerated sad face a human can make but also with an air of threat. Her long dark hair is cascading down her shoulders and in in the space in between, across her chest, is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'. Sorry this one probably doesn't mean much if you haven't seen the movie.
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I posted the newest chapter of my Full House fic. This whole chapter is a flashback and I did a ridiculous amount of historical research for it. archiveofourown.org/works/871932...
archiveofourown.org
Somebody Who Needs You - Chapter 6 - MaewintheLascerator - Full House (US) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Farewell to Dolly, an artist, an icon, a legend, a sister, a daughter, and a mother to millions. We won't see her like on this earth again and we were all richer for breathing air at the same time she did.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a better world is possible
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Parton's legacy as a songwriter, a performer, a personality, and a beacon of warmth and acceptance all make her one of the greatest to have ever done it. But when you add the truly astounding level of her philanthropy...what is there to say? She inspired decency and shamed the wicked. All hail.
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Welcome to Television @welcometotv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
With our latest episode, we reach the end of season seven of Charmed. www.welcometotelevision.net/halliwell/72...
welcometotelevision.net
722: Something Wicca This Way Goes — Welcome to Television
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BOO-nker SPOOK-room, male porn star @seej500.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Everybody, the Flock CEO is going to cry if you don't stop wrecking his cameras, is that what you want? To see a tech CEO cry? techcrunch.com/2026/08/23/f...
techcrunch.com
Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash | TechCrunch
Flock Safety faces a growing public outcry over concerns that its surveillance technology could be misused.
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Kivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm at 21% of my goal! Today's mini-goal is to reach $80 to stay on track to pay my rent on time. Thank you so much for sharing this post, donating, quote sharing, words of support, all of it. I really appreciate everything, you are saving my life. #MAboost #helpsky #mutualaid
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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Philip Glass: half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I canceled my subscription, including the games. It took seconds. You can, too.
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Tina Carleton @oreganospice.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tonight's outfit to go see the Six proshot.
A selfie taken from above. A brunette woman in a white frilly top and black pleather leggings. She is also wearing a pearl necklace, a white bead necklace, and a cross.
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