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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 20h

The boomerslop “news” images with “headlines”, an image, and no source is really getting out of hand over here

J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I am begging for AI to slow down until it can actually articulate a real and reasonable destination. So far it’s just empty promises of speed and productivity and “more”. More what? And to where?

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Still don’t understand the problem everyone has with me dating a miner. Maybe the problem is that she’s 16 years older than me?

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Doctor said I have high blood pressure. But I told him with a little work I can have the HIGHEST blood pressure

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my multitudes are anything but contained

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Stepped out the changing room a changed man

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just witnessed a TSA agent swab a Bichon for explosives

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Garrett Pierce @garrettfpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my worst posts are all ahead of me

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I could be doing so much worse. And that’s not a challenge I take lightly.

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

does anyone know when things are supposed to start getting better

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

WAITER: "What can I get started for you?" ME: [forgetting the word for 'oyster']: "Lemme get 2 dozen of those salty rocks with the slug inside"

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The workday should be shortened to 4 hours so I can run my little errands and watch my little videos before going to bed at 9:30 like all my friends do. Here I am at midnight only just beginning my shift at the scroll factory

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Shout out to the young kids on the L who, when one of boys went to sit in a newly empty seat, his friend said “No no no, you should let [this young woman] sit first”. He apologized and offered his seat to her. She declined, but it was nice to see the boys being considerate!

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every time I fly I wonder why they decided to name their airline “Untied” as if the image of shoe as a tripping hazard is somehow a good association!

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I just saw a woman ask ChatGPT “what $55k off a $240k invoice was is in discount form” but with so many more words and irrelevant context information than simply just Doing The Math

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me, a New Yorker laughing at the rest of the country worrying about gas prices: Also, Everyone else laughing at New Yorkers worrying about the Price of literally everything else:

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Do birds feel I ferior or superior when they are at an airport?

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hootin' and Hollerin'... I'm having a Wild and Wonderful time at the 2026 Strigiform and Yodeling convention in Buckhannon, West Virginia

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i just don't see how making them the size of a large flightless bird would help

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this is truly one of the posts of all time

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Everyone is riffing on a bit you’re not in on

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ⓘ this post contains no content

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Hurt people, hurt people...” he chanted on his way to his next kill

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I say no worries. I secretly be worrying.

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

just saw hanna go by. just straight up 🤪ing

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Local Man Finishes Listing Things He Loves; Forgets “Myself”

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 12/09/2026

I need to make stupid little jokes or I will die

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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

L.L. bean stands for lewd little bean and i'm frankly proud to represent such a sex positive clothier

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

r/LandLubbers: Absolute unit of a butte I saw on my walk earlier today ⬆️22.3k ⬇️ 💬 654 I am a plateau, AMA ⬆️2.3k ⬇️ 💬 235 Pics from a beautiful day on the high seas with the family ⬆️3 ⬇️ 💬 0 DAE think feldspar is better looking than granite? ⬆️586 ⬇️ 💬 155

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Where’s the loop and how do I get back in it?

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ME ON THE STAND: "I'd like to remind the jury that it was a playful ribbing." DISTRICT ATTORNEY: "YOUR HONOR HE TOOK OUT THEIR RIBS, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE." STENOGRAPHER: "They're spelled the same though right?"

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🚨BREAKING: Hundreds of Bluesky users are reportedly experiencing seeing posts and realizing they're bait asking for likes halfway through. heh, sorry. but while you're here... just kidding... unless?

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

usher really said "i was gonna ask you out because you look like this other girl and that makes it a dealbreaker" and said it to a melody

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Local man disappointed after finding x-games is not short for Christ-games; hoped to see Jesus on a BMX

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don’t post to be topical I post to have fun

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Overhead from a guy on the Subway to his girlfriend: “My toes are reeeeeeally loving this now!”

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Corporate Marketing teams are funny. They’ll see a national tragedy unfolding and think “The public needs to hear what the National Tasty Snack and Frangrance Company Inc. has to say about this.”

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You Can Be A Victim And A Villain. Just Ask Any Mosquito.

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Woke up realizing the need to buy an off-road truck. Something that makes complete sense to own as a Brooklyn resident who commutes into Manhattan daily

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think I have a slight illness. I must have done a sin this weekend but I'm not sure what it would have been.

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I hate seeing a dog and owner with discordant vibes. Get it together.

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J. Jangle, Esq. @orderforjordan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ever since I posted about wanting a cute little furry freak to follow me around my mentions have been filled with everything BUT pet adoption information. And that’s on me

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