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Orcish Librarian (not that one)

@orcishlibrarian.bsky.social
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German librarian working as an Filing and Database Manager in the Berlin public service. He/Him. Dungeon Master on a hiatus. Mostly retired Magic the Gathering player. 47 years old.

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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
And I shall call you... Adolf Trump. I know your name is Donald but I call you Adolf Donald Trump.
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
How are people still voting for this village idiot? They should be pelting him with rotting fruits, vegetables and eggs and/or horse manure when he starts telling shit like this! Good grief, people, grow a brain, a heart and spine, will ya?
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Der kAFD-Co-Chef Chrupalla spricht nicht für mich als Steuerzahler und kann generell mal den Kopf zumachen. Auch wenn Merz ein Vollversager als Kanzler ist - die Putinarschküsser der kAFD sind schlimmer für Deutschland...
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 11/10/2026
Faking a medical emergency to get out of a $65 Red Lobster bill? I mean, buddy. You know you can bake the biscuits at home, right?
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WTFIWWY Live - Cheddar Bay Deadbeat - 10/5/26
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Rot-Rot-Grün wäre ein Misstrauensvotum gegen die Bundesregierung" - ja, no shit Sherlock! Und womit? Mit Recht!
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Wir haben unseren Kurs, und den müssen wir konsequent fahren... was war das? Eisberg voraus? Egal, volle Kraft voraus, wir sind konsequent!" - letzte Meldung der Volkspartei "CDU" vor dem Untergang, vermutlich
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My painting BOUNDARY WATERS
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel you. Been there, done that, hope I won't do it again.
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Geschichte wiederholt sich nicht zwingend, aber sie reimt sich häufig. Hier jedoch reimt sich "... kommt braune Scheiße an die Macht..." mit "... kommt braune Scheiße an die Macht...". An die 9 Abgeordneten, die mit der kAfD gestimmt haben: Ihr solltet Euch was schämen!
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
... well, SHIT!
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
... ich bin so müde...
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poor Dottie! I hope Peggie will be OK! Best wishes!
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
15:07: "Here, Carrier, hold this for a moment!" 15:08: "GODDAMNIT Carrier!"
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/09/2026
There's not much you can do in New York to gain yourself the permanent ire of the entire city, but stealing a bodega cat will definitely do it.
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WTFIWWY Live - Don't Mess With No Bodega Cat - 9/21/26
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ich sagte es schon einmal zu Herrn Rheins Einlässen und ich sage es erneut: Die CDU umkreist den Abfluss und hat anscheinend aus den letzten Wahlschlappen gelernt, dass sie nicht rechts genug auftreten. Da muss sich Herr Rhein nicht wundern wenn er bei der nächsten Wahl in Hessen raus muss...
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eine Partei umkreist den Abfluss. Was Herr Rhein aus den letzten Wahlschlappen der CDU gelernt hat ist anscheinend, dass seine Partei nicht rechts genug agiert. Nun, dann muss er bei der nächsten Wahl in Hessen wohl raus...
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, the first Peter Jackson one. Yeah, we didn't figure out why the watercolor-guy was so upset... or needed an eye exam asap...
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember when the first LotR movie came out, there were people shitting their asses inside out over Tom Bombadil not being in the movie and/or Arwen saving Frodo. One guy even proclaimed he could do better backgrounds with his watercolors. Those guys were always there, they just got louder.
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hope Peggy gets well soon and doesn't maul you too badly for the indignity... ;-)
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bobby Singer's 'Idjits' Quote
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wohnungen in Neubauten sind in der Regel zu teuer für diejenigen die dringend eine Wohnung benötigen, der Anteil an Sozialwohnungen ist zu gering und zeitlich gebunden, ganz zu schweigen vom Irrsinn möblierter Wohnungen und Ferienwohnungen. Ist die Miete im Neubaut nicht günstig nutzt das nix (2/2)
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sechs, setzen - Thema verfehlt! Bei der Vergesellschaftung geht es darum, bereits vorhandenen Wohnraum aus den Händen von Firmen zu nehmen, die diesen als Anlagegut mit stetig steigender Rendite betrachten, und so die an aller Vernunft vorbei explodierenden Mieten in den Griff zu bekommen (1/2)
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
... Seriously?
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Judge Judy's 'Lord Help Me' Facepalm
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Warum das nun wieder? Ach, richtig - nächste Woche Wahlen in Berlin wo der CDU die Ablösung durch die Linke oder die Grünen droht. Standardlösung A38 - Staatsgeld verheizen, Energiewende torpedieren und das ganze als "für die Bürger" verkaufen. Plus ça change und so...
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I did not have "AI-created chemical-based schizophrenic Super Zombie outbreak" on my 2026 bingo card, but here we go...
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Definiere Mitte und von wo die Brücke in die Mitte führen soll!
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Listen Here Listen Here You Little Shit
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 06/09/2026
You know, Krazy Glue was invented as a way to close wounds. But it takes a real innovator to use it to close your own penis.
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WTFIWWY Live - It's Called Krazy Glue For A Reason - 8/31/26
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lange Antwort: Nein. Kurze Antwort: Oh Gott Nein.
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My bet is on
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Jurassic Park: Big Pile of Shit
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Dimitra Rizou @ahoyuniverse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
... und alle zusammen:
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Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
... and thermonuclear weapons.
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
... what the lemon-scented fart-flavoured fuck?
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 16/08/2026
If you find yourself dressing as the Grim Reaper and staring at hospital patients, might I suggest a new hobby like "touching grass" or "seeking professional help."
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The poster boy for "The Rise and Fall of the American Empire - Part 2: Down the Drain" is at it again!
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Big McLargeHuge - The Series
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Gordon Ramsay Declares 'We're Doomed'
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fearne @ GWF 👀 @almandines.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish all companies forcing ai down our throats a very go out of business
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Boolair Thorboorn @oiblair.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
alright everyone, pack it up. coolest dude ever has been found and nobody can compete unless you were in a late 90s fantasy tv show intro.
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HolBat(Commission open on December) @kholbatar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It cost $0.00 to make an artist's day better
The image depicts a man in a suit in stylized, bright graphics.
The figure is rendered in rigid geometric shapes, with a predominance of yellow-green and dark orange tones creating a sharp contrast. The character wears a dark jacket with a bow tie and a shirt with vertical stripes. He wears round glasses.
In his hand, he holds a glass with a clear drink and straws, which gives the scene the atmosphere of an evening or social conversation.
Large palm leaves are visible in the background.The image depicts a stylish character drawn in a graphic, neon style.
This is a person with short hair combed to the side. The face is illuminated with cool tones, the eyes shine brightly blue, creating an effect of mystery and severity. The lips are painted with black lipstick, and a cigarette is clamped between the teeth, from which smoke is coming out.
The character's clothing resembles a strict business style with retro elements: a white and blue shirt with a geometric neckline, a dark corset or vest with suspenders, and a long dark jacket thrown over the shoulders. All this emphasizes an elegant, powerful, and somewhat predatory image.
The background is minimalistic, with a bright red circle and a white and red diagonal element, which gives the poster an almost propagandistic atmosphere.The image shows digital art in a neon style.
It depicts a woman with short dark hair, stern facial features, and glowing blue eyes. Her skin and clothing are illuminated with bright blue and purple hues, creating a futuristic and cosmic atmosphere.
She is dressed in a black outfit with shiny facets that resemble crystals or reflective material. Geometric shapes of light are visible on her shoulders and chest. She wears a necklace of black beads around her neck. The background of the image is a dark night sky studded with stars, with purple and blue streaks.
The image looks mysterious, powerful, and slightly cosmic.The image shows a stylish illustration of a woman in an evening gown. The work is done in a neon graphic style using rich shades of blue, red, and purple.

The woman stands at a balustrade under a starry night sky. Her image is elegant: short light hair, long gloves, and a dress with a high slit that emphasizes her figure. The background is decorated with large decorative plants illuminated by contrasting neon colors—blue and red.

The atmosphere of the scene is mysterious and cinematic, reminiscent of retro-futurism or noir art.
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Darrington Press @darringtonpress.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hallo, deutschsprachige Freunde! 👋 The German translation of the Daggerheart Core Set from @pegasusspiele.bsky.social is now available in the Critical Role EU Shop! - bit.ly/4wJDdvs
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who really wears the pants around here 🤣
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was zum Zimt Toast Fick geht bitte vor in Deutschland? 100 Jahre später und nichts gelernt! NICHTS! Einfach zurückgesetzt und wieder mit Anlauf auf dieselbe Wand zu! Und jetzt kann man auch noch die Bundeszentrale für politische Bildung in die Tonne treten! Großartig! Einfach großartig!
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Noch ein Schuß den die CDU nicht hören wird...
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Orcish Librarian (not that one) @orcishlibrarian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene
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Katharina Nocun @kattascha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Taz-Titel sind einfach auch eine Kunstform für sich.
Deutscher
Wasserpegel sinkt auf
Merz-Niveau
Niedrigstände in Rhein, Elbe und Donau belasten die Wirtschaft. Was Lösungen betrifft, sitzen der Kanzler und seine Union eher auf dem Trockenen
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/08/2026
If you wake up to find a bear honking the horn of your SUV, your best option is to help them shop for insurance because it's the bear's car now.
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WTFIWWY Live - Who Is Honking? Bear Is Honking! - 7/27/26 | Nash Bozard
Here's your WTFIWWY Live for this week! Oh no!
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