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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 17/09/2026
i haven't used google products in my personal life at all for many years, including google maps, and i've gotten around just fine
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
meet the schrudler #susantaxpayer
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greggy @greggy.org · 15/06/2026
a beautiful white horse on an overcast beach trotting towards a bottle of Wild Horse wine photoshopped to look as though it's huge and in the distance. the caption says "It's Wine O'Horse Somewhere". it's very fuzzy and blurred.
I made this a couple years ago and dont remember the context or anything
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 10/09/2026
Bribe implies the payment comes first or even... like... at all.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 08/09/2026
i love seeing the children reinventing youtube poop for a modern age
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 08/09/2026
Associate it with Leona Lewis instead! (seriously this song is like the all i want for christmas is you of the uk) www.youtube.com/watch?v=smO0...
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Leona Lewis - One More Sleep (Official Video - Director's Cut)
YouTube video by leonalewisVEVO
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 08/09/2026
those men aren't the color of normal people
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 08/09/2026
i fucking bust out laughing for 30 seconds straight after reading this omfg
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🔶Ethan Does a Thing🔶 | COMMS CLOSED @ebdrawsstuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why does this actually go so hard LMFAO
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 08/09/2026
hol up
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Fry from Futurama Thinking and Squinting
Alt: Fry from Futurama Thinking and Squinting
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 08/09/2026
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Tokyo Toni saying "Well Yes!"
Alt: Tokyo Toni saying "Well Yes!"
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 07/09/2026
That's like saying getting stabbed is better than getting shot in the face: true, but there are likely better options out there.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 07/09/2026
same energy
Riki from Xenoblade Chronicles (a lil fluffball of a guy) wearing dark grey armor absolutely covered in large, dark grey spikes. He looks like the world's meanest durian.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 05/09/2026
Is there a better equivalent organization you know of? Or are we just fucked?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Alcohol is the cause of injuries at work", Soviet work safety poster, 1987.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 03/09/2026
I’m coming to you, so please hug me.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ そっち行きますねっ 抱きしめてくださいねっ
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 31/08/2026
the real question is how many of them know that Reagan did 9/11 👀
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bon💫🪽 @bonobon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i got out of the car and cricket laughed and said you can tell who’s mourning tim curry and who’s mourning dolly parton
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 28/08/2026
... Actually, he's probably pretty well-suited to that job.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 26/08/2026
I would also like to note that all of his businesses started going downhill once he got divorced from Ivana. He couldn't even score a run after being born on third base without help.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 26/08/2026
well, at least they clarified that they were excited
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“She was the voluptuous embodiment of empathy,” Jane Fonda writes about her friend Dolly Parton. “That’s something of hers she’d want us all to take with us.” "To her gay and trans fans, I want you to know that she loved you. You know that without me telling you.” www.justjared.com/2026/08/25/j...
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Jane Fonda Pays Tribute to '9 to 5' Co-Star Dolly Parton, Sends Message to Her 'Gay & Trans Fans'
Jane Fonda is mourning the loss of her 9 to 5 co-star Dolly Parton. The 88-year-old actress released a statement moments ago after learning of the news of
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 26/08/2026
this is one of the most darmok and jalad at tanagra-ass sentences I've ever seen
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is one of the best observed jokes about the era we live in I’ve ever seen.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ヤドン
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger Kate Shrubbery (yes i know she's a person and not a band but this was too good to pass up)
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Oreo is a rescue badger (Taxidea taxus) at the Northwest Wildlife Sanctuary in Oak Harbor, WA. www.northwestwildlifesanctuary.com She's being offered her favorite snack: cheese, to lure her from the safety of her dark void. Audio on for badger hissing. 🦡❤️🧀
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Indie dev: The cup is opaque so no one can see the water inside. We'll imply it with SFX.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 20/08/2026
A stretched out and jpeg artifacted picture of green-haired anime girl (Mizuki from AI: The Somnium Files) smiling and giving a thumbs up with thumbs up emojis in various spots on the picture.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 19/08/2026
mooooooom, the horse is saying things that make too much sense again
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 17/08/2026
uni straight up looks like a cartoon character in comparison, I love it
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/11/2025
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 14/08/2026
why do they all fucking talk like this, jesus fucking christ
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 13/08/2026
I was actually kinda interested in the game, but I was worried it was gonna be a style over substance thing again like Sky Oceans. Sounds like it may be :/
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 13/08/2026
I mean, the whole statement is written like a Trump tweet.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Always choose a typeface carefully
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this was very stupid but very fun. this is definitely objectively correct
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uel @greaterrealityarea.net · 08/08/2026
I actually have a general hypothesis I would love to see somehow tested which is that there are more fictional japanese high schools than real ones
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes OpEd writers
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 06/08/2026
the very first is fantastic other than the trees that commit sexual assault also, might I suggest evil dead: the musical?
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Xavier @xavierck.com · 01/08/2026
just saw a post on tumblr that was like "when are people going to address the sexual violence in so much vampire media????" and I just
this has been talked about extensively you're just 21
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Rex 💫 @rexpo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 01/08/2026
Honestly, that's fair. We all have different needs for how we play games. I think portable PCs like the Steam Deck could've been the solution to some degree, but with how the parts market is now, we probably won't know for a lot time, if ever.
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advocate for the sluts of america @orange.mirakuru.dev · 01/08/2026
not that I'm saying you're wrong, but why are PCs bad gaming devices?
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