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Young Pickles

@optimumonprime.bsky.social
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audrey. 34. NYC. she/they. robots/anime/games. crusader/cohost of pod of greed and cohost of prime cuts. icon by @szkinart / banner by @risiblezombie on twitter. Sometimes I do drag.

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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 15h
Tonight’s too good to go surprise bag will apparently be 6 different slices of pizza for *checks notes* $5
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Sean Aitchison @sean8urson.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
CHALLAH! BREAD CHALLAH!
Goku riding a nimbus cloud made of challah bread
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s shout out goes to the queens public library thank you qpl for letting me print out and sign and scan my offer letter and supporting documents for free
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love you too good to go thank you too good to go
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What other outcome could you possibly expect when you get into litigation with seto kaiba (Genuinely very glad to see this but tsudaken is a craaaaazy actor to try to steal the voice of)
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ resident evil
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess who gets to go to an earlier showing :) (I got an offer)
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The plan for tomorrow is to see the 4:50 showing of resident evil for $10 Tuesday so that hopefully if any of the three jobs I’m in the final with each out to me they’ll do so before then
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only good thing about the weather getting colder is that I am once again at soup. I’m buying dinner at the soup store.
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A couple of important updates now that we are officially post con season
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had to put tights on for the first time of the season :(
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOL cc: @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Screenshot from the Facebook page Tokin’ Jew with the text “say less, I’m there” above a picture of a flyer stapled to an power pole that has a picture of Sunkist fruit slices and says


VIGIL
IN THE PARKING LOT
FOR
SUNKIST
FRUIT SLICES

September 24 at 7:15pm
MOURNERS KADDISH WILL BE RECITED.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
megatron thinks he's got it bad with starscream. i've got so many bumbling minions who have failed me for the last time. does he want to trade. at least starscream looks good in heels
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finished nirvana initiative. The date/ryuki yaoi is unreal
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Important to note that these are not necessarily my favorite games (tho I do love all of them), just the ones I think have been most influential on me
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So are we all excited to not leaves our homes this weekend or what
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Season 4 of Veronica mars rules they put saw traps in here
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not changing my user name because I don’t want to be put on a monitored list but please know that my top choice is no 1 of the pleasant threat regional
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE EQUINOX IS ON FOLKS…. HAPPY PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 UNTO US ALL!!!! VOTING WILL OPEN IN A FEW HOURS IM GONNA LET YALL MARINATE ON THIS FOR A BIT BIG VERSION—> drive.google.com/file/d/1TXKc...
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anj @forecastoctopus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
another mccoy
mccoy in his civvies from the movies, smiling and leaning back with a glass of some type of alcohol in hand
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve known about it forever but I’ve just started using too good to go and it really is life changing
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Runs my temple. Magfest….
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
opening up 3 slots (4 total, 1 is already taken)!! im trying to get some money pretty quick if nobody minds so i’ll take plenty
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS

ROY FUCKWARLOCK IS TAKING COMMISSIONS

WILLS/WON'TS:

i will draw:
-OCS, rpg characters, fursonas, etc.
-pokemon & small animals
-rol120/ttrpg tokens

i might draw (please ask!):
-fanart incl. ship art
-graphic design, e.g. flyers, tags, logos
-nsfw art

i won't draw:
-robots/mechs
-heavy armor
-large animals e.g. horses, dragons
-anything w/o at least a written description for reference

PRICING & PAYMENT
-for roll20 tokens:
-$35 per token

for anything else:
-$25 per hour rounded to the nearest 5-minute increment
-time and progress will be tracked via clockify
-i will invoice you via paypal or cash.me
-contact me via bsky DM or discord DM only “please and thanky"some of my full-body artwork incl a cool gijinka alolan marowak playing the guitar and an androgynous half-elfmore of my art but this time its a bust of a long-haired chinese-american teenage boy smoking a cigarette, a waist-up portrait of an older aasimar man with glowing eyes wearing a darkness robe and looking like the thinking emoji while holding a corndog, and a flyer advertising a mid-2000s summer camp themed comedy show3 dnd tokens, a lisa frank style mega lopunny, a logo of a bunny rabbit that says WASHINGTON PALOMINOS, and a big group picture of the bb6
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TheDarkenedElf | Cosplayer @thedarkenedelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That Astoria/31st one is going to hit so hard when I crawl home half drunk and with a full bladder at 2am and the three extra blocks to my apt would do me in
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting home but at what cost )subway to subway to subway to bus)
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
About to throw hands with the MTA
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s friends con themed birthday again which means it’s time once more to ride the subway through three boroughs with my tits out
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seated for coyote vs acme
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There are SOME benefits to being unemployed
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
all i feel is fucking FURIOUS at all the left(s) who ask us if we're zionists the second they hear we're jews, automatically assume we all support israel, blame us for US policy in the middle east, and generally treat us like we're untrustworthy EDUCATE YOURSELVES ABOUT JEWS YOU FUCKING BIGOTS
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reveals that ‘Digimon’ is his favorite anime.
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne @lydiadisappears.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne has been nominated for Best Fiction Podcast (Narrative Fiction) at Apulia Webfest 2026!
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t believe it’s been a full year since Kirk got got… time flies when you’re having fun
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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anj @forecastoctopus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
STAR TREK 💫 60 years of these guys….. #startrek #startrek60 #startrekday
painting of kirk, spock, mccoy, and the enterprise on a space background with star trek written at the top
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seated for camp miasma
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NEW YORK DOUJINSHI FESTIVAL NEW YORK DOUJINSHI FESTIVAL
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saba sabaton @ gateway fate 501 @sabato-n.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
YO to my doujin brained east coast comrades, a new NYC doujinshi event was just announced! I don't believe they have a bluesky so I am spreading da word over here Their doc: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh hey Bluesky we thought you were dead
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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VIDEOMANCER @videomancer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Seven Dollars feat Kasane Teto. A song for chronic freelancers.
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Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor who brought Optimus Prime, Eeyore, Monterey Jack, and dozens of other memorable characters to life over the past half-century.
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Young Pickles @optimumonprime.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Peter Cullen also died and I’m about to start throwing shit
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