Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 23/11/2025And if I got Melinoë’s sister blades as a tattoo, what of it??? 150
Reposted by SmurphABAC (assigned bottom at chili's) @imaginationarcade.itch.io · 19/11/2025Congrats to @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social for being the first person to get their character killed in #deadweightrpg Women making historymedia.tenor.coma woman in a police uniform is holding a ball in her hands .ALT: a woman in a police uniform is holding a ball in her hands . 3101
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Reclining your seat on a plane is bad, burn me at the stake I don’t care!!!! 050
Reposted by Smurphkritty krat nyahah >w< @ BLFC @spookybiscuits.com · 10/11/2025spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans" 5475503232
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Kim Davis get a fucking life speed run any%media.tenor.coma man wearing a cowboy hat is standing in front of a brick house holding a bottle of beerAlt: a man wearing a cowboy hat is dancing front of a brick house holding a bottle of beer 071
Reposted by SmurphZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Well have you? If not, here's where: zohranfornyc.com/vote 396197962990
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Can confirm, ICE raided our neighborhood yesterday and the community immediately showed up - constant updates about what cars ICE was using and what direction they were going, people showing up to monitor school being let out, offers to pick up kids/groceries/medicine, I’m so proud of Chicago. 070
Reposted by SmurphJack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 08/10/2025Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute. 177106374822
Reposted by SmurphKeith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it. 4222686210170
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Megan and I have started calling that time when you just need to turn your brain off and scroll mindlessly our “Cocomelon time” 040
Reposted by SmurphWIRED @wired.com · 03/10/2025Documents show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation. www.wired.com/story/ice-so...wired.comICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance TeamDocuments show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation. 40302224
Reposted by SmurphAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18/09/2025It's pretty clear that they got their Reichstag Fire with the Kirk assassination. Democracy is dead. We now have a fascist dictator. 1453116721
Reposted by SmurphGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/09/2025A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act. 17376058217517
Reposted by Smurphonion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2025what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now 986159953902
Reposted by SmurphLindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · 13/09/2025We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet 166330186981
Reposted by SmurphAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 14/09/2025People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police 13843739111253
Reposted by SmurphAaron Weiss (no relation) @aweiss.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado. 951320469244
Reposted by SmurphImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025He was just, like, a guy. Not a politician. Not a statesman of any kind. Just some really mean guy. Flags at half mast. Yankee moment of silence. Whatever the shit this is. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. 1584334767
Reposted by SmurphA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The truth of the matter is that if anyone but Charlie Kirk had been killed at today’s shooting, then Charlie Kirk would be out there right now using the shooting as pretext to deliver arguments designed to make sure that the next shooting would happen, and the next one, and the next, and the next. 2869331280
Reposted by SmurphBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota 7376072399
Reposted by SmurphJack Panic | DNGN CLUB @dngnclub.itch.io · 03/09/2025itch.ioEMERGENCY MOVING SALE by DNGNCLUBA bundle by DNGNCLUB, $14.00 for 14 games 03014
Reposted by SmurphCai K 🔜 PAXU @estelofimladris.bsky.social · 01/09/2025one of my favorite things 38418
Reposted by SmurphDanielle Radford @danielleradford.bsky.social · 30/08/2025“Sir we need some photo from today, everyone is shitposting about your absence” “Bring me the guy who takes pictures of Bigfoot” 15523145
Reposted by SmurphCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 27/08/2025Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim! 83101986747
Reposted by SmurphJack Panic | DNGN CLUB @dngnclub.itch.io · 16/08/2025Quick reminder: you can quickly give ratings to any game you've downloaded on your FEED tab on Itch. Ratings are super easy ways to help out designers! Go forth and give the gift of discoverability! 04628
Reposted by Smurph𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/08/2025I expected a tyrant with an iron fist, not a clown with a spray tan and swollen ankles. 16873211536
Reposted by SmurphKara N. Slade @karanslade.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I didn’t know until now that in the original Rosie the Riveter painting, she is crushing a copy of Mein Kampf under her foot. Happy feast of the Blessed Virgin Mary, remembering all the women who crush the serpents of Satan under their heel. 6251261442
Reposted by SmurphJordan @gm-jordan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Just a reminder, when you participate in a crowd fund, especially from a solo creator, you need to chill. Be kind. Almost no one in the ttrpg world is trying to grift you. Maybe someone is, but probably not. It’s probably just a person trying to get you a cool thing. Delays are normal. 411324
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2025if the air and water show has no haters I’m deadmedia.tenor.coma man in a helmet with the words blow that piece of junk out of the skyALT: a man in a helmet with the words blow that piece of junk out of the sky 040
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Nobody in Chicago knows when the Air and Water show is, it just summons itself into existence and all of Chicago goes “oh it’s this weekend!” 040
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Y’all I want LGBT protections as much as the next person, but listening to this call (from someone who used to work in a call center): - English is not their 1st language - They did not understand the question asked - They put the caller on hold to get more info and clarify 131
Reposted by SmurphDARE!!2DOG @dare2dreamrpg.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Finishing a campaign hits me in my heart every time. Infinite love to @highgainsad.bsky.social @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social @gm-jordan.bsky.social @binabees.bsky.social @thatsbarnaby.bsky.social (And of course @nerdysimulation.titterpig.academy for watching) Check everyone out here, I love them 1203
Reposted by SmurphR. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Do not. And I mean do not upload any personal PHI or PII to any Trump lead applications. 7220122
Reposted by SmurphMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan. 44875973104
Reposted by Smurphpost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2025this work saved millions of lives in 2021, won the Nobel Prize in 2023, and is cancelled in 2025 16973922977
Reposted by Smurphdr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name. 240169694664
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Newest items on the wedding registry: A DVD player and SAW 1-8 on DVD 120
Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 07/07/2025If you’re into Twilight, please check out this podcast I am now co-hosting: Bite Sized! My friend Ben and I, and a guest, watch one scene of Twilight and discuss. This live show was to kick off New Moon, and me co-hosting! ✨ www.twilightpodcast.comtwilightpodcast.comBite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast 131
