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@oopsallsmurph.bsky.social
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TTRPG Meme Queen and Game Designer

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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I want to play a game
Woman dressed as Billy the Puppet from SAW for Halloween
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Can confirm, ICE raided our neighborhood yesterday and the community immediately showed up - constant updates about what cars ICE was using and what direction they were going, people showing up to monitor school being let out, offers to pick up kids/groceries/medicine, I’m so proud of Chicago.
Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare
Hard to convey how much
Chicagoans are mobilizing against
ICE. Don't want to downplay the harm/make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across the city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running
TOWARD ICE to protect neighbors.
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Anyway here’s Wonderwall
I do not support all victims of gun violence, some of you bitches are very Nazis
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Let’s record the first live show for BITE SIZED
Woman in a “Bella where the hell have you been loca” shirt making a peace sign at a mirror
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Happy pride from my new gay boxing wraps Excuse me while I find some bigots to punch
1 boxing wrap with the pride flag printed on it
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ordered milkshakes during Final Destination at Alamo Drafthouse, got this back
Shake machine down :( Fate caught up to it :(
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
For C2E2 this year I am a basic land 💧
Woman in the color scheme of an island mana in magic the gathering, with Ugg slippers, black leggings, a blue mana shirt, a blue cardigan, a blonde wig, and Starbucks cup with a green mana logo on the frontWoman in the color scheme of an island mana in magic the gathering, with Ugg slippers, black leggings, a blue mana shirt, a blue cardigan, a blonde wig, and Starbucks cup with a green mana logo on the front
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The TTRPG community any time Mike Mearls opens his mouth:
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
How much does a sleeved bug go for on TCGPlayer?
Pink card sleeve with a bug at the bottom
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Throw a brick today to honor Marsha P Johnson 🏳️‍⚧️
The National Park Service Has Removed the Word "Transgender" From the Stonewall Monument Website
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This is unfathomably bad
Where things stand
• Federal aid pause: The White House budget office ordered a pause in grants, loans and other federal financial assistance, a sweeping move it said was necessary to bring programs in line with President Trump's priorities. It was not immediately clear which programs would be affected, although the scope could be vast. The memo said Medicare and Social Security benefits were exempt.
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you see ICE activity and want to spread the word, be sure to do it thoughtfully and efficiently. This is a great guide on what to call out.
SPREAD INFORMATION, NOT PANIC. When reporting or boosting potential threats: provide as much information as possible!

Size/Strength
"5 to 6 law enforcement officers"
Actions/Activity
"harassing random people on the street"
Location/Direction
"Chicago, West of Millennium Park, on Michigan Ave"
Uniform/clothes
"Dark Blue uniforms that say 'Police ICE' on the back"
Time and date of observation
"12:45 PM January 20"
Equipment and weapons
"They have helmets, vests and batons"

Not a useful message: "URGENT!!! Potential ICE Raids on the west side!!!"
"Where? When? What are they doing? How Many? What are they carrying?"
USE YOUR JUDGEMENT! WE KEEP US SAFE!
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My wife’s work is already removing pages on being an LGBTQ+ friendly company. Reminder: Do not obey in advance!
Most of the power of authoritarianism is freely given. In times like these, individuals think ahead about what a more repressive government will want, and then offer themselves without being asked. A citizen who adapts in this way is teaching power what it can do.
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Oh my god y’all Anthem is on one. I think they incorrectly coded some bloodwork and got charged $500. They’re like “well we work really hard to do things right and if you don’t believe me then file an appeal” Like damn dude did you personally hand process my claim??? Are you SURE?
Blue: benefits and it says if I have a diagnostic test (ex: x-ray, blood work) that it should be $15 a visit and my deductible does not apply. So should I not have been charged for this?

White: Your claim has been carefully processed according to the terms of your health plan.

White: If you are not persuaded on how your claim is being processed you can file an appeal.

Blue: If I'm not persuaded?
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Am I watching? Uh yeah, locked in over here
Screenshot of Wolfe Glick’s YouTube video “I entered the Pokémon world championships”
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Chicago folks, come on out
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
oooOooOOOH im so scared of mister rat penis transplant
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Amogus
A fire extinguisher icon that looks like one of those Among Us guys
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
💖🤍🧡
Spotify Wrapped showing Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan was played 126 times this year
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Weirdo
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
See, Internet friends can be real friends 💛 @mamatamago.bsky.social
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Lesbians, tonight we steal the moon (maiden) ⚔️
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
We’re playing fuck marry kill on stream tonight for the first time please join in this chaos Twitch.tv/OopsAllSmurph
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
The Cage
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Makeup is ready to become the man, the myth, the legend… Nic Cage Twitch.tv/OopsAllSmurph
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
My 2 latest cross stitch projects! Birthday gifts for friends in each of my DnD groups 💖
Cross stitch of a D20 with text reading chaotic queerCross stitch reading “welcome to daecartia est. 2022”
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
It’s me, your dad
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Crack open a definitely real beer, we’re playing Dredge on stream Twitch.tv/OopsAllSmurph
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Smurph @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
I’m back on Twitch!!! After a month away I’m back and ready for shenanigans 💖 See y’all tonight!
Smurph is back! July 19th, 7PM CST. After a month away for "moving" and "settling into her new space" (whatever that means), it's time to get back to stream. Twitch.tv/OopsAllSmurph

On the left is a photo of Smurph, now with pink hair!
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