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Mama Proctober

@oomlight.bsky.social
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Bleeding Heart Mama of 2 • KC Sports • 2000s Psychic Detective Shows • Personal finance • Enneagram 2.

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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"No price tag? Guess it's free!"
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Roku - they give us 100s of channels of unlicensed shows from the 90s. My kids have grown up on Supermarket Sweep, classic PBS, and old cartoons like Pokemon!
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Reading Rainbow Classic Intro Logo Animation
ALT: Reading Rainbow Classic Intro Logo Animation
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coworker just said that death-row murderers should die in the same manner they killed. McVey should've been in a building, knowing it'd blow, but not knowing WHEN. Pike should've been tortured, etc. But who would do that task? Is THAT not cruel to ask someone to kill in the same manner?!
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The children are playing "guess the number" where one types a number into a calculator, and the other guesses. No context, just a number. Like, ANY number. First guess: 401.1 No. Second guess: 491.1 He'll figure it out eventually right? What could go wrong.
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard Gangnam Style today, I'd have 2 nickels.
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Gangnam Style
ALT: Gangnam Style
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wooooooow. @mrproctober.bsky.social was singing his favorite song in Nightmare before Christmas, and Newbie says "Dad, if you be quiet, I'll be quiet" Damn, girl. Stone cold.
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Bespoke Federal Reserve Exception @moreyamsterdam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today's audiobook: "Beowulf" as read by Lil John.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 22/09/2026
Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because 100% of Americans realize that if they don't use money for experiences now, there's a real chance there will be no money OR experiences available in the future.
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
'If they do it, it'll be horrible. It'll be terrible. It'll be bad. We need to do it first so they don't do it.' 🙃🤡
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What a line from Warren Buffett this morning: “Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer." [applause] 🙏🏼
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026
The Kansas & Mizzou rivalry game is so insane, we’re losing refs.
OFFICIAL DOWN
•KU
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I appreciate that Depression has been a monster with me so long that I can just tell when he's on his way.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026
Talarico on Republican name-calling: “These nicknames don’t lower the cost of groceries, gas, healthcare, or childcare. I think Texans are really fed up with this professional wrestling of politics.”
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me, when someone at work asks me to do something fully within the scope of my job.
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Grumpy Little Girl Throws Food
ALT: Grumpy Little Girl Throws Food
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 09/09/2026
hangin out with psychologists smokin joints and rating strains call that Maslow's Hierarchy of Weeds
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I told him to 'stack the track'. I think I birthed Amelia Bedelia.
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Us and this house search @mrproctober.bsky.social
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A butterfly, for Bluesky!
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get yourself a partner who hears you say you don't want to cook and in the next breath, suggests pizza!
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To date, my best parenting win is 'accidentally' telling my kids about an awesome game called "Laundry Challenge" wherein I fold their laundry and they race to put it away (carefully and cleanly). They literally beg to play 🤣. I may never top this.
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So sick of student loans
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mark of a good party. This was empty to start the day. We celebrated the life of my Papa today, and over 100 people showed up ❤️
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So we found a Praying Mantis inside my Aunt's house...
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Covered economy parking lot: 8:38 At my gate: 9:06. Boarding: 9:58 @mrproctober.bsky.social says that if it was him, he'd be getting a cocktail.
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All AI looks the same at this point
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he…
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Has anyone cooked oatmeal in their rice cooker? I've heard of this and can't decide if I believe in it.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 14/08/2026
Corn is sharp by the way. They don't tell you that about corn, but anyone who has run through a field will tell you.
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is anyone else glued to this?
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you plan on the dinner, thaw the meat, cook the dinner and STILL want to get takeout. But I did it -- we had delicious reverse seared porkchops, honey carrots, and stuffing/dressing.
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Woody Woodpecker Calls for Applause
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CNBC @cnbc.com · 12/08/2026
"We often feel most loved by our friends when they show up for us in times of need — and most betrayed by them when they don't," says psychologist Marisa Franco.
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Stop saying 'let me know if you need anything,' says psychologist—how to talk to a friend who's struggling
"We often feel most loved by our friends when they show up for us in times of need — and most betrayed by them when they don't," says psychologist Marisa Franco.
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finding a $25 restaurant gift card during decluttering >>>>>
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Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!
ALT: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Kiddo got the teacher he hoped for!! 2nd grade is going to Rock!
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As a non-parent, I thought McDonald's play places were a dumb waste of space. Fast forward almost 8 years and we're here at 4pm, eating a pre-dinner and letting the kids run wild.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So so so many family annihilations in the news right now. What have we become as a society?
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ooooold man watching tiktoks in the waiting room of the surgery center. Suddenly I'm listening to Kendrick Lamar's S Superbowl performance 😅 Boomers, man.
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Vote #380 at my polling place. Definitely a higher number than I expected
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#Poetry #Painting #EverdayMagic Nature is not stingy with her miracles We simply forget to look - Sara Sarna 🎨 Kevin Kia
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 03/08/2026
in time the rod Becomes more mock’d than fear’d
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Never returning to society.
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Mr Proctober @mrproctober.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
They are both literally from the same Michigan town. Abdul is every bit a michigander as she is
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Recruiter just reached out for a Video interview!
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Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
MO generates about $9B from state taxes. To make it up, they'd have to swap it out somewhere else, like cutting spending or raising sales tax; both of which hurt the Elderly and lower income wage earners disproportionately. Also ...MO's highest tax bracket is 4.7%.
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KCUR (Kansas City's best news source) @kcur.org · 23/07/2026
If approved by Missouri voters on Aug. 4, 2026, Amendment 4 would raise the threshold to change the state constitution through the citizen-led initiative petition process. However, amendments sent to the ballot by the Missouri General Assembly would only require a simple majority to pass.
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Missouri Amendment 4 would make it harder for voters to change constitution. What to know
If approved by Missouri voters on Aug. 4, 2026, Amendment 4 would raise the threshold to change the state constitution t
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