Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 3hThis is the most accepted I've ever felt saying this! Haha, if people would just give it a try they'd love it! 010
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 14hYep! Maybe a 1/3c per bowl of noodles. I think? Butter the noodles, then dollop in the cottage cheese. Then a crack of pepper on top! 110
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 14hBoth - stir in the butter, then wait a moment and dollop in the cottage cheese, before ultimately stirring that in as well! A crack of pepper on top is essential! 010
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 18hY'all will judge but it's buttered noodles with cottage cheese! Apparently it's very Eastern European and my great grandpa had it every single day 🤷🏼♀️ I've been eating it since I could chew! 3121
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I was a teller, people would always ask "is this the line for the free money?" (Har, har, har) EVERYTIME I'd respond "yep! But I *just* ran out. Should've got here sooner!" 020
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love Roku - they give us 100s of channels of unlicensed shows from the 90s. My kids have grown up on Supermarket Sweep, classic PBS, and old cartoons like Pokemon!static.klipy.comReading Rainbow Classic Intro Logo AnimationALT: Reading Rainbow Classic Intro Logo Animation 140
Reposted by Mama ProctoberLadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224562619
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Coworker just said that death-row murderers should die in the same manner they killed. McVey should've been in a building, knowing it'd blow, but not knowing WHEN. Pike should've been tortured, etc. But who would do that task? Is THAT not cruel to ask someone to kill in the same manner?! 010
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The children are playing "guess the number" where one types a number into a calculator, and the other guesses. No context, just a number. Like, ANY number. First guess: 401.1 No. Second guess: 491.1 He'll figure it out eventually right? What could go wrong. 100
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard Gangnam Style today, I'd have 2 nickels.static.klipy.comGangnam StyleALT: Gangnam Style 011
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wooooooow. @mrproctober.bsky.social was singing his favorite song in Nightmare before Christmas, and Newbie says "Dad, if you be quiet, I'll be quiet" Damn, girl. Stone cold. 020
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I usually don't, but her content is about her anxiety, the horrors of existence in today's world, Taylor Swift, and her dog Goose. 🤷🏼♀️ 110
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We're all in for the Southern Chicken Tender guy and Morgan, the content creator (who I've followed for YEARS!) 110
Reposted by Mama ProctoberBespoke Federal Reserve Exception @moreyamsterdam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today's audiobook: "Beowulf" as read by Lil John. 0142
Reposted by Mama ProctoberDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 22/09/2026Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...) 31066797
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fewer and fewer Spinal Tap references these days.... 'It's a fine line between clever and stupid' 000
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You are rich enough to support SEVERAL spouses? Dang! 120
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Because 100% of Americans realize that if they don't use money for experiences now, there's a real chance there will be no money OR experiences available in the future. 096
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026'If they do it, it'll be horrible. It'll be terrible. It'll be bad. We need to do it first so they don't do it.' 🙃🤡 010
Reposted by Mama ProctoberCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/05/2025What a line from Warren Buffett this morning: “Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer." [applause] 🙏🏼 540245666024
Reposted by Mama ProctoberThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 283657749
Reposted by Mama ProctoberSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026The Kansas & Mizzou rivalry game is so insane, we’re losing refs. 518415
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comHamsti HamsterALT: Hamsti Hamster 120
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026💜 you're kind. I'm grateful that it's mostly an annoyance to suffer through, but I hate putting my family through it 120
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026But even knowing that it's coming, I can't stop it. It's not devastating or dangerous anymore, but I'd really like to not feel this way again. 120
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today I haven't eaten, sleep is not in sight, and the world seems to be crumbling around me. 120
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yesterday it started with a little bit of irritation and pressure on my chest. 120
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I appreciate that Depression has been a monster with me so long that I can just tell when he's on his way. 121
Reposted by Mama ProctoberAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026Talarico on Republican name-calling: “These nicknames don’t lower the cost of groceries, gas, healthcare, or childcare. I think Texans are really fed up with this professional wrestling of politics.” 723311813
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me, when someone at work asks me to do something fully within the scope of my job.static.klipy.comGrumpy Little Girl Throws FoodALT: Grumpy Little Girl Throws Food 110
Reposted by Mama Proctober✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 09/09/2026hangin out with psychologists smokin joints and rating strains call that Maslow's Hierarchy of Weeds 1648
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026As long as it gets us what we're dreaming of, this will all have been worth it ❤️ 011
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I told him to 'stack the track'. I think I birthed Amelia Bedelia. 020
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Us and this house search @mrproctober.bsky.social 021
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 02/09/20260%. We already deal with a train and it's blasted horn! 000
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Get yourself a partner who hears you say you don't want to cook and in the next breath, suggests pizza! 030
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 29/08/2026static.klipy.comI See You're A Man Of Culture As Well MemeALT: I See You're A Man Of Culture As Well Meme 010
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 29/08/2026To date, my best parenting win is 'accidentally' telling my kids about an awesome game called "Laundry Challenge" wherein I fold their laundry and they race to put it away (carefully and cleanly). They literally beg to play 🤣. I may never top this. 160
Mama Proctober @oomlight.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Exhausted by all of these updates and walking them back and then changing them and the systems broken and blah blah blah 020