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Malmo Mahalo

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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also their shadows
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rapper Macklemore has been dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he made a “Free Palestine” speech on stage earlier this month
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Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran's Tour After 'Free Palestine' Speech
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026
Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/
Hieronymus Bosch's 'The Conjuror,' a painting depicting a medieval con artist playing a shell game for an audience of astonished peasant rubes. The image has been altered: the conman now has Jeff Bezos's grinning head, and the mouths of all the peasants have been replaced with inverted Amazon 'Smile' logos, so they are now frowning.

Image:
Steve Jurvestson (modified)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeff_Bezos%27_iconic_laugh_crop.jpg

CC BY 2.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jes Staley, Leon Black, Les Wexner, David Copperfield, Lapo Elkann, Tom Pritzker, Glenn Dubin, Frédéric Fekkai, Edoardo Teodorani, Jean-Luc Brunel, Daniel Siad, Ramsey Elkholy, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, Lesley Groff
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Geoff Brumfiel @gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For reference, two videos from this crossing circulated yesterday. Based on the satellite imagery, I think it's safe to say they are authentic.
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is correct.
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
modern fascists aren't posturing, or saying stuff for some other purpose—they mean it my latest with @liberalcurrents.com www.liberalcurrents.com/fascists-rea...
liberalcurrents.com
Fascists Really Believe It
Millions could die because of ideas intellectually and morally equivalent to the ‘lizard people’ conspiracy theory.
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Alissa Walker @awalkerinla.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"We are, in some ways, confined to prior agreements that were made as a condition of agreeing to host the games that include inherent risk," said LA's CAO Matt Szabo. Despite the dire warnings, 10 city councilmembers voted yes again last week. My analysis of the bad deal we just made with LA28
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The era of inherent risk
"There is nothing that we can propose to you that would eliminate that risk"
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Sam Ulmschneider @samulmschneider.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Normally I just appreciatively read @jamellebouie.net 's columns-sharable video content just isn't my bag. But this is a very, very, very trenchant piece of commentary that captures a lot of how I increasingly understand the disjunction between the commentary environment and on-the-ground politics.
youtube.com
The pundits have completely lost the plot
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Adam Phillippy @aphillippy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For the past 30 years, “whole-genome sequencing” has been a misnomer. Today the T2T Consortium publishes a dozen papers heralding a future of truly complete genomes for humans and nearly any vertebrate 👨‍🔬🐒🐦🐀🦒🐎🫏🐹🐟 (sorry, no salamanders): www.cell.com/consortium/t... 🧵[1/15]
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THREAD: When we talk about Hiroshima and Nagasaki, we typically focus on August 6 and August 9. But August 8, 1945, is also one of the most important dates for understanding those unprecedented attacks. (This is an approved adaptation of a Twitter thread written by @wellerstein.bsky.social in 2020.)
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cory D on fire as usual. "High agency" is new to me.
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Often with people much younger than I
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What a batshit first sentence to an editorial excoriating the mayor of Seattle for removing a controversial police chief appointed by her predecessor, something our mayors have routinely done. The conspiracy brain at play: "How dare this scheming woman try to distract us from her incompetence!"
If Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson believed forcing out Shon Barnes as chief of police would put an end to questions about her leadership and lapses surrounding the Bite of Seattle shooting on July 26, she was very much mistaken.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 31/07/2026
Vivek Ramaswamy tells a crowd of young Libertarians in Ohio "The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine." He is then booed off of the stage
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
In April, we reported on the MSG surveillance machine–an operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more. You can now read it for free.
wired.com
The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden’s Surveillance Machine
Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
This month, we published another article revealing that MSG kept a database of VIP event attendees, labeling some of them as LGBTQIA and assigning a “risk score” to others. This is also now free to read:
wired.com
Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities
An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The son of the man shot and killed by ICE: I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Josh Marshall on Chevalier?
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who thinks the chuds will ever be gone?
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
JD on a mission to say the worst, weirdest things he can come up with. Flooding the zone incarnate.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So, I think people have the notion that I saw BIRTH OF A NATION was racist and that's why I want to remove it from the canon. That's not actually true. I kept hearing about how BOAN was the first this and the first that but as I started watching more silent movies, the math was not mathing.
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Angel Heart
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...
syracuse.com
Federal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICE
She believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 11/06/2026
Douglas Adams: > Anything in the world when you're born is normal, ordinary and a natural part of the world. Anything invented between when you’re 15-35 is new, exciting and revolutionary and you can get a career in it. Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things. 1/
A blasted wasteland with a mushroom cloud rising over it. In the foreground are swarms of drowning people climbing over each other to escape into the limbs of a dead tree, and a crowd of agonized skeletons. All sourced from Dore engravings illustrating the Old Testament.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Unfortunately you now need to know about the LEGO YouTube scandal. This has been brewing for days across the LEGO community. Now the biggest thing on YouTube. It has broken containment, and now you need to be up to speed about it, sorry. www.404media.co/the-lego-bri...
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The LEGO YouTube Scandal Has Broken Containment, Can No Longer Be Ignored
The Bricks & Minifigs / Reckless Ben beef is consuming YouTube (and the entire state of Utah.)
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I Want You (She's So Heavy)
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Man you promised you wouldn't tell anyone
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Such a great article
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Anger Management Jack Nicholson
ALT: Anger Management Jack Nicholson
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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wes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
motherjones.com
Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.
Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 04/05/2026
Love the Wayback Machine? ❤️ Here’s your chance to stand up for it 📣 When news can't be archived, we all lose part of the public record 🕳️ Tell major publishers: keep journalism in the #WaybackMachine. ✍️ Sign here: www.savethearchive.com/NewsLeaders Campaign is a project of @fightforthefuture.org
Screenshot of a Fight for the Future petition page with the headline "Tell New York Times, The Atlantic, and USA Today to keep the crucial work of journalists in the Wayback Machine!" with the subtext that major media outlets are blocking news preservation and that the petition demands they stop.
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dude of the Rings
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just exclude the second half of the season for lottery-ranking purposes.
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
So you don't do it every time then?
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yes, this, exactly.
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Outside South Bend, Indiana
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Dale seems deranged whoever he is
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Israeli soldiers are detonating entire villages in South Lebanon while taking selfies. Ancient mosques, churches, cemeteries, schools, hospitals - all being obliterated by the genocidal regime www.instagram.com/reel/DWrg5xi...
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 02/04/2026
forgive the music but this is probably the best pov I've seen of the to launch
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 01/04/2026
If all goes according to plan, in a few hours, a crew of astronauts will begin a journey that will take them on a loop around the moon. Here's a video that NASA put together to help people visualize the journey through space, first orbiting the earth before looping around the moon and flying home 🔭
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Socks, however, remarry
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Only 23% of government workers believe they “can report a suspected violation of a law, rule, or regulation without experiencing retaliation.” That's way down form the share the prior year (72%) who said they could report suspected illegal activity without fear www.thebulwark.com/p/two-more-g...
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 23/03/2026
The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. Here's what's happening. 🧵
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Great news: google search almost kinda works sometimes, you just have to memorize a training manual full of codes to use it.
cardcatalogforlife.substack.com
Google Has a Secret Reference Desk. Here's How to Use It.
40 Google features to find exactly what you need, the alternative search engines that do things Google won't, and the reference desk framework underneath all of it.
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Certainly lots of rural JR stations don't have elevators or any other kind of wheelchair access.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 21/03/2026
In a buried report, oil regulators pinpointed nearly 600 wells operating illegally, threatening Oklahoma’s drinking water. Then there were 1,400+ wells that had operated for decades without any limits at all — grandfathered in from an earlier era. With @readfrontier.bsky.social
propublica.org
Oil Regulators Found Hundreds of Wells Violating Oklahoma Rules. Then They Ignored Their Findings.
Oklahoma took on an ambitious project to catalog all of the state’s injection wells, which shoot toxic waste generated by oil drilling back into the ground. Despite records showing risk of drinking wa...
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Malmo Mahalo @onomichi.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
But how do you set it to shuffle (or which server)? I used to wish my DVD player could do this
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