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Simon Harper

@onesharper.bsky.social
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Web/UX, writer, comedy/music nerd & uncle. Lapsed cynic smiling politely. Like cult music/radio/TV/film/books/art & sport. Beard growth comes in 3 colours.

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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fantastic, so far. In Switzerland until Sunday - Lucerne as a base, from yesterday, but a day trip to Interlaken and Grindelwald today. Really good views of the Alps from the train. Walked a good few miles today (approx 7?). Diet is very meat-, cheese- & bread-heavy. We leave for Trieste on Sunday.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have, it has to be said, had worse views for a beer.
Two beers on a table. In the background, the Swiss Alps with a covering of mist. Not pictured: a honeymooning couple looking smug about their beers and food.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No! They're on the list...
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great! Looking forward to them. The podcast sent me down the continuation novel rabbithole - have now read all the recent adult Bond books, except latest Higson, and the pre-80s ones, so I'm now staring down the barrel of a whole load of Gardner & Benson... Very interested to hear the ep on Solo!
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your podcast made me finally read the SWLM novelisation, and I'm so glad I did. Absolutely loved it. Any more JB Book Club episodes lined up?
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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steph @stephthorpe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For our wedding favours I wanted to make my own Birmingham collectible pin badge 😍 Celebrating another iconic Birmingham building ✨️ Designed by me, printed on acrylic by Sticker Mule. International Day of Birmingham
Acrylic pin badges of Fazeley Studios with the Library of Birmingham pattern as the sky
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know it. 🍻
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What did you get up to this weekend?" "Not much." Well, in a change from the usual, @stephthorpe.bsky.social & I tied the knot on Saturday. We had a wonderful day, surrounded by our families & friends. It was a bit of a whirlwind & we're still recovering but looking forward to our honeymoon now. 🥂
A bride and groom sat at a ceremony table on their wedding day. The groom is visibly punching above his weight.A bride and groom on the dancefloor during their first dance. The bride is wearing a very twirly white dress with sparkly red shoes.
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To date, my only GBV live experience remains Leeds Festival 2002.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If memory serves, GBV were due to headline but cancelled. Replaced by Afghan Whigs.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LOL how did you guess? They played the day after Slayer IIRC.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was at that one as well!
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a real advert on UK TV currently: Oi! Grown ups! Save some water for us kids! ADULTS! stop having such long showers! GARDENERS! stop using so much water for your plants! WATER COMPANIES WHO HAVE DRIVEN RESERVOIR INFRASTRUCTURE INTO THE GROUND: Keep up the good work! PENSIONERS: stop drinking tea!
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I need to watch Only Two Can Play - I actually have the Blu of that (won it in a Chortle comp when it was released as a standalone)!
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Daniel Bachman @danielbachman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Announcing my new album/full length documentary, The Witness Tree, out October 2nd at Bandcamp and YouTube. The Witness Tree | Daniel Bachman
danielbachman.bandcamp.com
The Witness Tree, by Daniel Bachman
16 track album
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 21/08/2026
sorry but "not using LLM chatbots at all" *is* the pragmatic middle ground. you are not making a practical decision by engaging with an addictive system largely designed in ways meant to make you worse off by people who do not have your best interests in mind
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Jeff Conklin @thetrailhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New newsletter is out. Read that shit. open.substack.com/pub/ambienta...
open.substack.com
#86: Frequency Moderation
Alex Amen | Real Young & Lazy Horse | Wet Tuna in the Sand
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ach, you know what? Why not. Here’s Alan Bennett’s closing monologue from ‘On the Margin’, missing for nearly 60 years, and found on a Sony CV2000 tape in the Galton and Simpson archive You, dear viewer, are one of the few people ever to have seen this. Enjoy! discover.york.ac.uk/collections/...
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Marc Masters 🌵 @marcissist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“There is no ethical use of generative AI. The labour of working creatives has already been steadily devalued over the years, and now it has arrived at a place where it only holds financial merit when fed to the machine.” www.anxietyshark.ca/an-empty-bit...
anxietyshark.ca
An empty bit of good.
Let the machine work and drain and sputter and purge, may we dance and clap at what meagre pleasures it can conjure.
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Daniel Bachman @danielbachman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I keep thinking about a part of this interview where they talk about how increasingly, popular culture/underground arts don’t reflect what we’re living through. Its like an amalgamation of past culture with a thin veneer of contemporary life without engaging with the tragedy/hardship of our times.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you ordered direct from Galley Beggar, the package is worth the wait. Beautifully wrapped, and some postcards included. Almost didn't want to tear it open.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Monday morning mail delivers the goods. Signed paperback copy of @markabowles.bsky.social's new book, How Do People Stay the Same. Absolutely loved All My Precious Madness, so looking forward to this.
A paperback book lying on a picnic blanket. The book is How Do People Stay the Same, by Mark Bowles.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm a sucker for repetition in both music and books (I love what I've read by Thomas Bernhard, for example), so it's all good for me. Hopefully I'll crack on with Book 2 soon.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Haha, oops! To be fair, I think most of that repetition was in the first half to two-thirds of the book, so maybe doesn't extend to the rest of the series. Intending to read more of the series, hopefully in parallel with my fiancee (she did the audiobook and I've been playing catch-up).
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thank you for all the shows, Jeff! Hope you and your family have a fantastic summer. 🙏
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just finished reading On the Calculation of Volume Book 1. It's obviously a really good novel, and I got a lot out of it, but (and I'm sure I'm not the first person to think or say this) the heavy repetition of the phrase, "No one had died," just made me think of this every single time...
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 02/07/2026
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Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
ALT: Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy birthday!
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Mini Stag assemble! Fun day w/ best man, brother-in-law & nephew (who's too young for the whisky tasting lined up for the main stag do). Ice-free curling (!), electric darts & mini golf, followed by pizza & some cold drinks. 👍🙏🎉 (Bold move to have a stag do before the invitations have gone out?!)
Some idiots sat at a table in a taproom, looking a bit warm and a bit smug. Some cold drinks may have already been taken by this point (for 3 of us anyway).
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My favourite Miles. (Get well soon!)
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In much the same way that Stuart Pearce got to banish the demons of his penalty miss years later at Euro 96, I do hope Diana Ross is afforded the same chance at redemption at this upcoming World Cup.
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Jeff Conklin @thetrailhead.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Playing chill music for chill people on the radio air & streams from 10am-Noon ET. Hudson Valley folk hit 91.3FM, everyone else tune in at a link wvkr.org Apple: music.apple.com/us/station/w...
wvkr.org
WVKR 91.3 FM – Independent Radio
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
a horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "on a right angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?", and the barman says "y, the long face"
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Don't tell anyone I liked this or members of my extended family will never speak to me again.
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The only Kehlmann I've read is Me & Kaminski but I really liked that so have been meaning to read this. (That sounds... not ideal, though. 😬)
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steph @stephthorpe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Another great day at the #GreatBirminghamRun New 10k PB achieved of 51:12 🥳 Convinced @onesharper.bsky.social to do it this year 💕 Also what a medal this year! A nod to Birmingham’s musical history 💜💿
A medal with a vinyl record pattern and the Library of Birmingham pattern, in Black Sabbath purple.A woman holding a medalMe and Simon at the start line
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
We ran together for 2/3 of the race. As to who sped off from whom at that point, I couldn't possibly comment...
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Simon Harper @onesharper.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm not a Capital 'R' Runner, merely Someone Who Runs, but today I did my first ever race, running the Birmingham 10k with @stephthorpe.bsky.social in the year we're getting married. I'm now quite tired & achey but I might have... enjoyed it? Yeah, I'm disturbed by that as well. Playlist helped. 🏃‍♂️🎧
A photo of a smug man with a medal, in front of a series of all caps letters making up the word 'Aston'.Photo of a smug man and his fiancee, who is holding her 2026 Birmingham 10k medal up to the camera.Photo of a smug man with a medal, stood in front of the Tony Hancock statue in Birmingham City centre.Screenshot from the Great Run app, showing an unofficial finish time (00:50:16).
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If we can move past having usable peripheral sockets on a laptop, we can move past the Boiling Hot Lying And Stealing Machine That Only Helps Billionaires.
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