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D5on

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Some fat Air Force guy in Kuwait eating his Whopper a little faster reading this on his phone
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Eugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is a good video, worth watching multiple times until you are satisfied.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
a great outcome for Venezuela and the sport. I just hate to think of Mark Derosa’s reaction when someone explains that he lost
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Jordan in Finland (Fantasy Baseball Oligarch) @rosenjordanblum.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Steamer600 got a new neighbor!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
gassing up ford f-15000 eddie bauer toddler annihilator edition trucks and getting so angry their turkish bald surgery hairline is rippling like a tectonic fault
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
hey how come we never get articles about how unfair the Ozzie Albies or Ronald Acuña Jr. contracts were to the players
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Simpsons - Everyone is stupid except me
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 03/03/2026
the military says its trying to do the end of the world. sounds like they have watched " HONEY BOO BOO
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Bad news I have this stuck in my head again youtu.be/ia_GL3ObSjQ?...
youtu.be
Trump And Biden Sing Yi Jian Mei (Xue Hua Piao Piao)
YouTube video by AznXJP God
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 26/02/2026
if you need a little pick me up, open up a bag of chips and smile to yourself knowing that Giancarlo Stanton can't do that right now
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/02/2026
woke up to the email no one ever wants to receive....
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
there's gotta be a better way to say this
A headline from The Nation: "Is Samuel Alito Preparing to Disrobe?"
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I eschew Obituary Posting but I'll make an exception for Catherine O'Hara as one of the movie stars I associate most with my first memories of watching movies. How many times did I watch Beetlejuice and Home Alone..
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Sandhya Dirks @audiosand.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10/01/2026
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific. They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him. Stop the lies.
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Tim Jackson @timjacksonsays.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
i wonder who steven miller's goo guy is. he's definitely got a guy who does a liposuction-type procedure to remove all the sinus goo in him
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I hope when I die, God debriefs me on the chronic ailments I could never figure out the cause of or solution to, the nagging life-ruining mysteries.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It’s sad to think Gene Hackman is no longer in the world with us but man we got to have him doing uniformly perfect work, no matter the project, for a long time and then he got to retire and just be a guy for a while. What more could you want from and for someone you admire
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
this is a message to the awful little coughing child at the hamburger store that i got the flu from. i have recovered and i am going to find you like liam newson and kick your little ass
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/12/2023
wish they made a sequel to the nice guys
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
new type of wizard just dropped
man walking barefoot in Barcelona with a cane in hand and a bird on his head.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
i cannot wait to urinate on a cybertruck. i am going to simply blast it with peepee
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
They killed Suzanne Somers
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D5on @onebadneighbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Overwhelmed with excitement over my first official post
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