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Omnes Omnibus

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Oh, I don't know, I'm just a hack lawyer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls. He/him.

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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 1h
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Bullwinkle Rocky
Alt: Bullwinkle T Moose walking off a mountain path and falling. Captioned “Up and at ‘em!”
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 1h
Okay, I have now listened to Choosin’ Texas. I don’t feel as if I have more insight into the median voter than I did before. Also, it wasn’t a particularly memorable song. I shall return to my ivory tower bubble now.
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 1h
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The Lemonheads - Confetti (Official Video)
YouTube video by thelemonheads
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rewatching Diva.
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Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Revising a previous post: I used to believe the backlash to HR was basically “girl job that I don’t understand ergo not actually important” and I am now belatedly realizing that in some cases people correctly understand that HR’s job is telling you that your company should not have a slutcon
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time it rolls around it's thank @tomschalk.bsky.social hours. THANKS FOR MAKING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, TOM
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I also can’t remember a time when it wasn’t clear to me that if I was going to think highly of my own intelligence, I had to measure myself not against e.g. my third grade classmates, but all of human history. Newton. St. Augustine. Plato. Einstein. That put things in perspective pretty quickly.
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drsmutt.bsky.social @drsmutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saddam Hussein’s Republican Guard were Republicans
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Woody Allen Playing Cello in Parade
Alt: Woody Allen Playing Cello in Parade
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 24/09/2026
We are a very old building. We have lots of keys. We have lots of keys that don’t open anything. Join us for a one off installment of, “Keys of the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall that are pretty but completely useless”. 🔑 🧵
We are looking at two pewter plates with an assortment of large brass and iron keys in various shapes and sizes.
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The algorithm sent this to me today.
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K's Choice - Not An Addict (European version)
YouTube video by wlade2
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FRANCE 24 @france24.com · 22/09/2026
⚽ Zinédine #Zidane a dirigé son premier entraînement à Clairefontaine avec douze joueurs, à quatre jours de son premier match à la tête des Bleus en #Turquie en Ligue des nations
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
President Trump is 0-2 against pools.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know why she would she is seemed to me to be pretty sane and volunteering once for the shittiest job on earth and being treated like crap in return seems like something a normal person would learn from and say fuck each and every one of you www.axios.com/2026/09/20/k...
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Many ex-aides to Harris betting against a 2028 run
Early polls suggest she's the Democratic frontrunner. If she opts out, it will scramble the primary.
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CheeseheadTV @cheeseheadtv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember Victory Monday? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX3t...
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Stephen Pemberton @stthpe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She also opened the Chiswick bypass on the 30th September 1959.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning, it’s the 21st day of September
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Analysis | Any fears of AI destroying humanity can be countered by the growing number of copper thieves making the internet inoperable.
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Banana Splits Band Performance
Alt: Banana Splits Band Performance
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Vagueposting but I'm not sure Canadians and Americans are as different as each think. Canada elects its Fords too, and was on track to put its own stupid ass right wing antiwoke government in charge before Trump made that untenable. It just doesn't have the means to make it everyone else's problem.
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Eric B. & Rakim - Don't Sweat The Technique
YouTube video by EricBAndRakimVEVO
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Omnes Omnibus @omnesomnibus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Digable Planets - Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DigablePlanetsVEVO
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do hope it’s not too inelegant to repost this!
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing… 
F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Goodnight to everyone but especially to Wisconsin
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
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Kung Hei FYat Choy!-Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know it’s beer thirty on a Friday but I think folks on this app need to stop demanding catharsis from the events of the world. Not just because things don’t work that way in a narrative sense but because you’ll kill yourself demanding it
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Big rally in Acme shares.
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tink51.bsky.social @tink51.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As an Army vet I can say with 100% certainty that RFK Jr is a fucking idiot.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Byron Donalds is a pathetic, lying sack of shit. A coward of the lowest order, groveling for votes of the worst people in his state.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
a tough day for Chancleta. he went to the vet. they gave him drugs. he remembers nothing. but they touched his teeth. some of his precious blood is missing. his claws have been trimmed. his giant saucer eyes are now seeing every war that has ever happened, and every war yet to come, all at once.
an orange and white cat appears traumatized
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Jasmin Mujanović @jasminmuj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The convicted Bosnian Serb genocidaire Ratko Mladic has died in a prison cell. He has died in a prison cell, while despite all of his murderous efforts little Bosniak girls and little Bosniak boys are again being born all across Bosnia and Herzegovina. You lost, Ratko.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
in Springfield Ohio right now. I’m told by multiple activists and religious leaders here that ICE took a second Haitian pastor
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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mentioned to someone yesterday that Tim Curry had died, and today they told me that they thought I'd said Tim Rice. OK, I can see the connection, but ...
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 27/08/2026
Virtue is political. Kindness is political. Good works are political. So is the absence of all these things political. [from the desk of Lt. Col. Obvious]
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Many years ago, I wrote down this bit of a speech Obama gave to an audience in Silicon Valley. Because it absolutely NAILED the difference between government and business.
The final thing I’ll say is that government will never run the way Silicon Valley runs because, by definition, democracy is messy. This is a big, diverse country with a lot of interests and a lot of disparate points of view. And part of government’s job, by the way, is dealing with problems that nobody else wants to deal with.

So sometimes I talk to CEOs, they come in and they start telling me about leadership, and here’s how we do things. And I say, well, if all I was doing was making a widget or producing an app, and I didn’t have to worry about whether poor people could afford the widget, or I didn’t have to worry about whether the app had some unintended consequences then I think those suggestions are terrific.

That's not, by the way, to say that there aren't huge efficiencies and improvements that have to be made.

But the reason I say this is sometimes we get, I think, in the scientific community, the tech community, the entrepreneurial community, the sense of we just have to blow up the system, or create this parallel society and culture because government is inherently wrecked.

No, it's not inherently wrecked; it's just government has to care for, for example, veterans who come home. That's not on your balance sheet, that's on our collective balance sheet, because we have a sacred duty to take care of those veterans. And that's hard and it's messy, and we're building up legacy systems that we can't just blow up.
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
My immediate thought was “Holy shit, Dr. John came back from the grave to send his condolences.”
A post from the Dr. John Facebook page giving condolences to Dolly Parton. The picture features Dr. John, who passed in 2019, and Dolly on stage together
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
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🆂🅷🅴🅴🅽🅰 @sheena-mck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A wee #music one for you. We’re talking last century here - in every sense of the post #history #vinyl #IYKYK
Just for the record, a person born in
'33 was 45 in ‘78
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psddluv4evah @lamh47.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My family is asking for help laying my cousin to rest. 💙 His passing was sudden, and unfortunately he didn’t have life or burial insurance. If you’re able to donate, any amount helps. If you can’t, please consider sharing. 🙏🏽 spot.fund/64nhgkdsc
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nobody disrespects the independence and integrity of the federal judiciary, as in all of it that isn't them, more than the Roberts six.
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The left claim to be tolerant but then you try to organize one conference to recenter eugenics in your politics and suddenly youre persona non grata
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Jill Sargent Russell, PhD @jsargentr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy Independence Day, Ukraine!
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