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I don’t know where your package is. The collective term for pope is “a buzz of popes.” Watchmaking, writing, movies, comedy, etc. Western New York. Also OldButterscotch on Letterboxd!

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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 11h
I've come here, as I intermittently do, to say something which deserves as many ears as possible: Go see Digger, Digger fucking rules. See for yourself.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Piker thing reminds me of when the PMRC went after Prince in the media for his lyrics but the only artist actually prosecuted for obscenity was Dead Kennedys because when the rubbber met the road they didn’t want to spend the money it would take to beat Prince. They still lost.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So far the most impressive thing any billionaire ever created is an ex-wife
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
great movie!
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Folks I came all the way over here to share the gift of laughter with you once again.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Imagining a 1968 utility lineman convention where Glen Campbell shows up and dozens upon dozens of wiry men with farmers tans fall to the ground weeping, offering their wives and children to their new god.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Learning that guys who are totally nude but for one New Balance can also be raptured.
A lone black new balance sneaker lies alone on an expanse of concrete.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I saw two cats.
A tiger striped gray and black (likely male) cat lying on a city sidewalk next to some grass.An orange cat with white on his paws and his chest. He lounges on a city sidewalk with foliage and a solar powered lamp behind him.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hell @murderxbryan.bsky.social how about ‘Crossword Puzzle Guys?’ There’s a whole doc about them.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Joke that’s better than anything in the film Obsession (2026)
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just to weed out any weirdos following me: I didn’t enjoy the movie Obsession (2026) because it is bad and I enjoyed very little of my viewing experience.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Man it is tough to do two of these apps.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I heard there were a lot of dummies on this app who are pushing for a write-in candidate vs. Platner because…why? If this is true lmk, and if you are one of them I’d be grateful to hear why you are such a dummy.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Gavin Newsom stuns in new photo.
Gavin Newsom, governor of California.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/01/2026
It's great that all our retired politicians become wealth ghouls. Instead of like Michael Caine's character in Children of Men
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove. people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the dumbest take of the day. Fuck off.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The people who love murder in the streets are celebrating today.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times." Bovino was there. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Emily Heller lives near 33rd and Portland and said she woke up to a commotion outside her home. She said she saw a car blocking traffic on Portland Avenue that appeared to be part of a protest against federal law enforcement operations.

Heller said she heard ICE agents telling the driver, a woman, to “get out of here.”

“She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times,” Heller said.

Heller said it appeared the woman then accelerated and traveled about 100 feet before striking a utility pole and some other vehicles. She could be seen slumped over inside her car.
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Ted McClelland @tedmcclelland.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Eugene V. Debs house, Terre Haute, Indiana
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Mark D. Levine @marklevinenyc.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News. Homicides in NYC... 1990: 2,262 1993: 1,927 1998: 629 2001: 649 2013: 335 2019: 320 2021: 488 2024: 382 2025 (as of 12/28): 302
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 25/12/2025
at its core, the abyss is a movie about two people who will absolutely be divorced in the next 5 years
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A photo I took of the sky over a wintry street on my mail route in Rochester, NY.
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Brian Tallerico @briantallerico.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Honored to write about Stand by Me and Misery for @rollingstone.com www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Rob Reiner: 8 Essential Movies
Best films directed by Rob Reiner, from 'Spinal Tap' to 'When Harry Met Sally' to 'The Princess Bride' and more.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Get my man a hamburger!
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
That’s right!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Bird looks like shit.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Colonel Steven J. LockjawMr. Boss
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I call this “The Vaudevillian’s Friend”
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Been quite some time ngl.link/oldbuttersco...
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Axios I gave you the scoop the other day and well I need some help
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Complete capitulation by the collaborationist caucus of spineless old fools.
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L. Louise Lucas (mirror bot) @senlouiselucas.bluesky.bot · 08/11/2025
I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Adrenaline (1995) in the truck today.
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I’m sure this will immediately get me blocked by obama lovers, but: i’m finding the obama comparisons re:zohran tedious. i was in high school when he was elected so I don’t remember a lot of it but like… I never got the impression that he was particularly principled, just Different
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Colonel Steven J. LockjawMr. Boss
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Liquid Swords in the truck today.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The Late Bronze Age collapse plunged the Eastern Mediterranean and Near East into a period of chaos and starvation, but 300 hundred years later, the region emerged stronger and more prosperous than ever. Could the same thing happen here in the United States?
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The William Shatner Get A Life sketch was written by Bob Odenkirk and Judd Apatow in 1986, it codified what Trekkies were, and it is extremely funny and honestly something all of us Geeks need to internalize. snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetali...
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Get A Life!
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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This has been fucking me up for an hour.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/10/2025
On a basic publicity level this is one of the most weird and amateurish things I’ve ever seen a brand do, let alone a politician. It looks awful, barely a step above jibjab
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
My rap persona is called Normal Rockwell.
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Old Butterscotch @oldbutterscotch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Show me the paid protester want ads, please.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
i think after watching the new naked gun i will be thinking "no, carrie writes. miranda is the lawyer" every time i hear miranda rights for the rest of my days
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
lol. LMAO, even.
Case 1:25-cr-00244-SLS
Document 69 Filed 10/16/25 Page 1 of 2
CO 109A - Rev. 3/2010
UNITED STATES DISTRICT AND BANKRUPTCY COURTS
FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
VS.
Civil/Criminal No.:
25CR244-SLS
SYDNEY LORI REID
NOTE FROM JURY
Judge,
We have reached a verdiet.
Date: 10-16-2025
Time: Q1: 35 pmUNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
:
:
:
Case No. 25-CR-244 (SLS)
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VERDICT FORM
As to the charge of Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers, we, the jury in the
above-captioned case, unanimously find the defendant, Sydney Reid:
X
_Not Guilty

Guilty
Foreperson Signature
10-16-2025
Date
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