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OJMachine

@ojmachine.bsky.social
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RGLTV staff ( host of "can you hack it?" , Jankuary producer ) Occasional streamer, speedrunner, and musician. If you would like a ukulele or kalimba in something you are doing lemmie know. linktr.ee/ojmachine

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 16h
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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🦁 FunkyLion 'Yuyake' 🦁 @funkylion.bsky.social · 12h
Getting tired of untested vibecoded ports that are just buggy and because no experienced coders are around, they can't fix it? Never fear, as I have listed decomps and recomps done by actual people and it will continue expanding! If you know any, lemme know!
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't want 2026 to be the year i have to potentially pivot on every hobby i have... anyways i guess i need to contemplate if i keep my src account
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
goty 2026 hands down!
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🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 29/09/2026
🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🎉🌸 The freshest in arcade puzzle action blossoms again! The Early Access release has lots to enjoy, including a single-player Arcade Mode, local multiplayer, and a built-in puzzle editor! Check out the game on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this seems a lil more sus than usual.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would so buy this.
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🪽🌙✧ icarus 努點 @nuupon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
+ speedpaint!
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Jet; or Frankenstein ran out of body parts for the creature @jetpackwatchdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaaaaaaaand live!! I don't even, man. This is gonna be weird in a lot of different degrees. 😅 Hope y'all can drop by!! ^_^ twitch.tv/jetpackwatchdog youtube.com/@jetpackwatchdog
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that xena is everything you want in box art
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's very beautiful art but I can't help but see princess bubblegum and butthead posing like that painting of the old farm couple
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so comfy
a poorly drawn cat sleeping peacefully in an awkward, twisted positiona white cat sleeping peacefully on floral bedding while in a very peculiar pose
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I use mashed taters as a soup thickener and when trying to make creamy, vegetable based soups. it's good
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
was gonna watch it myself tonight. Love me phontom of the paradise. The future... IS BEEF!
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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Ruka🐬 @sangobouro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
良い‥。
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't believe I walked right past the clarinet and lost a solid 2 minutes of time on the run lol
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OOPS! slept in again. My next run on @bigbadgameathon.bsky.social: ARTHUR! ready to race for PS1, starts in about 30 minutes so please stop on in. Not just for me though. Plenty of other great games being played for your amusement here: www.twitch.tv/bigbadgameat...
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcHA...
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Poké-King-of-the-Mon-Hill // El-Cid
YouTube video by Rodrigo Cid
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Jomy @jomy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weekend 2 of West End Studio Tour. Trying to sell paintings with my friend Venz, at his place. Last weekend was quite a bit busier.
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RGLtv @rgltv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day TWO of the N64 30th Anniversary Marathon is well underway... and tonight, there will be Goldeneye! Tune in and cheer on all our amazing runners. Stream: twitch.tv/retrogamingl... Schedule: horaro.net/n6430th/sche... #n64 #nintendo #jamesbond #retrogames
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RetroGamingLiveTV - Live on Twitch
N64 30th Anniversary Marathon! ├ !schedule !n64 !brawl !horror !discord !sub ┤ | Streaming retro for 122 viewers.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you think senpai @wernerhertzog.bsky.social would approve? He's a big inspiration for me going into competitive improv in highschool.
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Canadians get through the harsh winters in a similar fashion only we use dill pickle chips.
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's a cruel world that takes those days from us. fuel for the phantom of humanity's grueling machine. The day I began to lurch on my own to my family's jubilees cheers... Such cruelty indeed.
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Frosty ❄️🖤 [FROSTOBER] 🎃 @frostbytevt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not a day goes by that I dont miss being a sperm
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RGLtv @rgltv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
STARTING SOON 10am EDT kicks us off with @ryanford522.bsky.social and what better way to start than the game that started it all? Super Mario 64 to celebrate 30 years of Nintendo 64! Stream: twitch.tv/retrogamingl... Schedule: horaro.net/n6430th/sche... #n64 #mario #retrogaming
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Super Mario 64 Goomba Jumpscare & Star
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somehow I forgot to say this but: I'll be live in like an hour for @bigbadgameathon.bsky.social playing Muppets for nes. you know the one the grumps did a rager on? ya that one. anyways come see the whole thing here: www.twitch.tv/bigbadgameat...
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BigBadGameAThon - Live on Twitch
Big Bad Game-a-thon 2026! | Streaming mighty no. 9 for 258 viewers.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Okay, but is it racist if we make it so confusing that no one can pinpoint *why* it's racist? ...STILL? Goddammit."
Photo of a cheaply made action figure still in package. Card back says the line is "American Indians" and that the action figure has bendable joints. It also has an illustration of a man in a war bonnet on one side, and to the other a much lower quality illustration of a covered wagon being driven by a smiling white cavalry soldier and a very smiley, waving indigenous woman that he definitely didn't kidnap. The figure itself, despite the line's name, is a very, very white man with blonde hair wearing a skin tight blue sci fi bodysuit and holding a gigantic, modern shotgun. The only other accessory is a miniature totem pole.
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i live for stuff like this
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Arkhangel | Control: Resonant @arkhangel79.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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RGLtv @rgltv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TOMORROW The N64 30th Anniversary Marathon begins @ 10am EDT! Over 64 games and 40 runners joining us throughout the weekend.... and our @retroachievements.org N64 themed Sprint on Sunday! Grab a Surge and join us all weekend long! Schedule: horaro.net/n6430th/sche... #n64 #retrogaming #nintendo
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Nintendo 64 with Zelda Ocarina of Time Cartridge
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We often have to share an iPad at recording studios where they record audiobooks, and sometimes you get to see what other narrators have looked up when they needed a quick pronunciation guide or definition But I can’t say I was expecting that first tab
A tab in a browser that reads “what is a THOT?”

(also, people looking up how to say “erminie,” “spricht Deutsch,” and “caramel,” but those aren’t as funny)
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SEGA SATURN, SHIRO! @segasaturnshiro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there any harm in using AI to work on — or entirely create — projects for the Sega Saturn and elsewhere in the retro gaming scene? Yes, PandaMonium says in this opinion column, equating such work to digital asbestos: www.segasaturnshiro.com/2026/09/24/c... #sega #saturn #segasaturn #retrogaming
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Column: All A.I. Projects Are Digital Asbestos
The views expressed in this article do not necessarily represent the views of all SHIRO! Media Group contributors. The cost of modern day video game consoles and personal computers have skyrocketed…
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now don't get any ideas BUT If this is the start of your super villain arc... maybe? www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyjJ...
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Mr. Burns block the sun
YouTube video by Ad Laou
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Frosty ❄️🖤 [FROSTOBER] 🎃 @frostbytevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sun did not ask for my permission to come through my blinds, and is therefore trespassing.
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's also a bunch of lies that they use to market the tech. AI isn't this kind of intelligent. if it breached somewhere it's because it was made to. it's not rogue or anything out of the plans. Seeing how much money they burn they need to keep stocking the engine aggressively
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RGLtv @rgltv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Were you team Mario Kart 64 or team Diddy Kong Racing? Both games were great but which reigned supreme in your circle? Be sure to race over to RGLtv this weekend to see these games and SO many more N64 classics! Schedule: horaro.net/n6430th/sche... #n64 #retrogaming #twitch #racing
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Jet; or Frankenstein ran out of body parts for the creature @jetpackwatchdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got Mochi a Trixie board and she's loving it. :3
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Jomy @jomy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Senra is dead. 2nd half of a fuckin hard level of Tortured Souls 3. By RZRider_
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two gray bunnies nuzzle nose-to-nose on a patterned blanket with cushions behind them.
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
200mg in a single can? yikes. please do not micro jitter yourself between dimensional planes
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Deid 🔮 @deidlit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For no particular reason, I feel I should mention I updated my RPG Fan Translation Directory a few days ago with a bunch of new/missing titles, and also a very important change in the last paragraph.
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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