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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027

@artyewok.bsky.social
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An Ewok, A Bird, A Fox, A Snep. Responsible for yeeting the Amarans into Star Wars. Used to do pro art, now works in SCIENCE (microbiology to be precise) Pronouns He/Him. www.flyingarmadillo.com Canfurence GOH for 2027 wat!

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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 15h
Hilariously I can have full scruff and get misgendered because I am wearing a mens purple jacket or my 90s coloured sling bag
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 21h
@teddog.bsky.social it you
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have stopped people with a "why on earth would you say that/find that funny/etc" Or I apparently look at people in a tone of voice.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sure is monday again
p1: “Hey how’s it goin, Tom?” Tom is asked.

p2: *dramatic intake of breath*

p3: *exasperated SIIIIIIGH*

p4: “Can’t complain, how ‘bout you?” Tom asks.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I rearranged my bedroom a little and after I lay down to potato I realized I wanted potatoes. Mmm. Hash browns.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Babs brought me sonic stuff including a twisted and hilarious sticker of Sonic pregnant with Eggman's child. Our friendship is magical.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The whole ice coffee brew-haha (deliberate) reminds me of why my neurodivergent self will never work in a corporate environment again. Every unwritten rule and, even some written ones, are just so baffling to me.
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WineCountrySean 🩷💜💙 @winecountrysean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The kind of belief that ignores everything that happened to Jake Lloyd.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god I have so many stories. So. Many.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am gonna make the best of being sick on a weekend! Lots of rest, lots of vitamin C. I have soup. Maybe I will knit. Definitely going to make a crumble top apple pie. This is the type of cold where I am mostly annoyed that I am sick.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought I had nasty allergies. I have nasty allergies (RAGWEED) and a cold. So I sold my ticket to someone who wanted to go and I am going to rest.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I used some money tucked away to get a larger screen tablet. And I spent a little more to get the better 22 inch XPpen one. Apparently I get a member discount and there was no tax? SO it ended up being less than the sale price. Lawl. Anyway. I will have my smaller one up for sale when this arrives
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This image of Big Mac's headstone after having been turned into cake brought to you by a conversation in a chat this afternoon.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 25/09/2026
Went there.
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Teddog | 🥐🍵 @teddog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I promised a small Ordeal Call 3 reference thread, so we're getting one. I've seen people claim that OC3 was an excuse to put more Fate/Extra into FGO. I went in expecting Extraverse and more Cyberpunk. I instead found Nasu writing an elaborate homage to New Wave science fiction.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought I was getting sick, but I was just really hungry and tired. I ate half a pizza last night, then went for a nap at 6. I napped until 9. Had snacc. And slept until 5:30. My view from the bus stop this chilly morning was nice. It is faaaalll.
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Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️ @miamurphy.com · 24/09/2026
incidentally, if you're wondering how the Youth are these days, the MSU station DJs are cool enough to play R.E.M. but also young enough to call them "rem"
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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Caldatelier @caldatelier10.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Commission a witch to transform you into a furry.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was looking at my wall o autographs and other than a couple where the people have passed away, I wish I could get them un deadnamed. I have Tim Rose, Marina Sirtis, Warwick Davis, George Takei and John Barrowman. The Barrowman one is on a pre transition photo shoot too.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some days all you need is pizza. Today is that day for me. Brain is like lol at the thought of cooking
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Given we're a few weeks away from That Month:
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I made zero monies and now I am gonna get a webcomic plugin for my wordpress I guess. Who has a good one nowadays? I hope Tapas just lets me download everything. If not I will reupload from my computer
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Part of being an adult and having a little more control over my mental health is knowing that even if I would rock at something, you have to listen to the part of you hesitating to see what it is. In my case it is a work opportunity, and the hesitstion is just wanting to train on other benches.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am so so so so so happy for fall weather. So happy that I could not sleep last night. Omg need to nap later (after I do litter box clean after work)
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What the everloving crap.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Elmo I Don't Know Idk
ALT: Elmo I Don't Know Idk
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your regular reminder that if you have ANY reason not to fast on Yom Kippur (and mental health IS HEALTH) -- it's not just "ok" to eat -- you're *commanded* to do so --
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Home | A Mitzvah to Eat
At A Mitzvah to Eat, we empower Jews needing ritual accommodations to safely connect to sacred Jewish practice and community. We provide resources, support, and advocacy for these Jews, as well as the...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My poor fursuit atms and handpaws were beyind hand washing so they went to the laundromat with me and had a spin on delicate. They are going home to be hung to dry and brushed. I got some alcohol to dilute and put in a speay bottle for the head. Scent free fursuit spray yas.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Smurfs for Colecovision as a kid and "The Last Ninja" on C64 as a teen
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So I see a lot of people saying to make your own cleaners. Home made cleaners sre great for a lot of stuff! Baking soda and vinegar are great at cleaning stuff. HOWEVER. They are NOT great at disinfection. What about bleach? Bleach is awesome but you can't disinfect a litter box with it. (GAS).
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was so much heat and humidity this summer that the paint bubbled and cracked in my window well and my tension curtain rod fell down. I am awake. And because my super is useless I am just gonna fix it myself. I do not have to day sleep for work for a while so I will make it nice.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fatigue is the worst. I want to do things but the fatigue jist saps everything. I do not get bad fatigue days like this as often as I used to but I hate that I still get them. :(
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The numbers aren’t adding up. 👀
A black cat gives a suspicious sideways look against a textured pale blue background. White text reads: “Almost everyone thinks they have common sense. And yet, common sense seems to be the least common of all the senses.”
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
shadow the hedgehog. share if you agree.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I did a little too much yesterday and I am super greatful that our apartment complex convenience store opened again so I can get the kitties some food and delay errands for a day. The guy who took it over lives in our complex and is a delight.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Friday night! Ima stay up. Just kidding, I am going to fall asleep early so I can do all the housework tomorrow
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only times I have shsred my location with anyone is when friends and I are trying to find eachother and we are somewhere large and confusing. As soon as we find eachother it stops. If anyone insisted they track me all the time they would be out. My family's mad I blocked them everywhere.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kinda want to print a bunch of these out and leave a stack somewhere.
Zoidberg at an opera yelling "Your Ai sign is bad and you should feel bad"
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LRT because I know some oomfs still play F*rtnite It contains AI slop and continues to implement AI slop frvr.com/blog/epic-ga...
frvr.com
Epic Games confirms Fortnite characters, skins and environments are now being made with AI tools
Epic Games confirms that new Fortnite characters, skins, and environments are now being made with heavy AI assistance.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was essentially shrimping while pipetting a whack of stuff yesterday (I have the least ergonomic technique) and wow am I sore right now. Shrimpin' ain't easy.
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