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OJMachine

@ojmachine.bsky.social
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RGLTV staff ( host of "can you hack it?" , Jankuary producer ) Occasional streamer, speedrunner, and musician. If you would like a ukulele or kalimba in something you are doing lemmie know. linktr.ee/ojmachine

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🪽🌙✧ icarus 努點 @nuupon.bsky.social · 12h
+ speedpaint!
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Jet; or Getting called in on Labor Day @jetpackwatchdog.bsky.social · 10h
Aaaaaaaaand live!! I don't even, man. This is gonna be weird in a lot of different degrees. 😅 Hope y'all can drop by!! ^_^ twitch.tv/jetpackwatchdog youtube.com/@jetpackwatchdog
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so comfy
a poorly drawn cat sleeping peacefully in an awkward, twisted positiona white cat sleeping peacefully on floral bedding while in a very peculiar pose
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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Ruka🐬 @sangobouro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
良い‥。
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OOPS! slept in again. My next run on @bigbadgameathon.bsky.social: ARTHUR! ready to race for PS1, starts in about 30 minutes so please stop on in. Not just for me though. Plenty of other great games being played for your amusement here: www.twitch.tv/bigbadgameat...
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Jomy @jomy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weekend 2 of West End Studio Tour. Trying to sell paintings with my friend Venz, at his place. Last weekend was quite a bit busier.
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RGLtv @rgltv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day TWO of the N64 30th Anniversary Marathon is well underway... and tonight, there will be Goldeneye! Tune in and cheer on all our amazing runners. Stream: twitch.tv/retrogamingl... Schedule: horaro.net/n6430th/sche... #n64 #nintendo #jamesbond #retrogames
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N64 30th Anniversary Marathon! ├ !schedule !n64 !brawl !horror !discord !sub ┤ | Streaming retro for 122 viewers.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Frosty ❄️🖤Smug Snow Fox @frostbytevt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not a day goes by that I dont miss being a sperm
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RGLtv @rgltv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
STARTING SOON 10am EDT kicks us off with @ryanford522.bsky.social and what better way to start than the game that started it all? Super Mario 64 to celebrate 30 years of Nintendo 64! Stream: twitch.tv/retrogamingl... Schedule: horaro.net/n6430th/sche... #n64 #mario #retrogaming
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Super Mario 64 Goomba Jumpscare & Star
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somehow I forgot to say this but: I'll be live in like an hour for @bigbadgameathon.bsky.social playing Muppets for nes. you know the one the grumps did a rager on? ya that one. anyways come see the whole thing here: www.twitch.tv/bigbadgameat...
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BigBadGameAThon - Live on Twitch
Big Bad Game-a-thon 2026! | Streaming mighty no. 9 for 258 viewers.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Okay, but is it racist if we make it so confusing that no one can pinpoint *why* it's racist? ...STILL? Goddammit."
Photo of a cheaply made action figure still in package. Card back says the line is "American Indians" and that the action figure has bendable joints. It also has an illustration of a man in a war bonnet on one side, and to the other a much lower quality illustration of a covered wagon being driven by a smiling white cavalry soldier and a very smiley, waving indigenous woman that he definitely didn't kidnap. The figure itself, despite the line's name, is a very, very white man with blonde hair wearing a skin tight blue sci fi bodysuit and holding a gigantic, modern shotgun. The only other accessory is a miniature totem pole.
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Arkhangel | The Ascent @arkhangel79.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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RGLtv @rgltv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TOMORROW The N64 30th Anniversary Marathon begins @ 10am EDT! Over 64 games and 40 runners joining us throughout the weekend.... and our @retroachievements.org N64 themed Sprint on Sunday! Grab a Surge and join us all weekend long! Schedule: horaro.net/n6430th/sche... #n64 #retrogaming #nintendo
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Nintendo 64 with Zelda Ocarina of Time Cartridge
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We often have to share an iPad at recording studios where they record audiobooks, and sometimes you get to see what other narrators have looked up when they needed a quick pronunciation guide or definition But I can’t say I was expecting that first tab
A tab in a browser that reads “what is a THOT?”

(also, people looking up how to say “erminie,” “spricht Deutsch,” and “caramel,” but those aren’t as funny)
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SEGA SATURN, SHIRO! @segasaturnshiro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there any harm in using AI to work on — or entirely create — projects for the Sega Saturn and elsewhere in the retro gaming scene? Yes, PandaMonium says in this opinion column, equating such work to digital asbestos: www.segasaturnshiro.com/2026/09/24/c... #sega #saturn #segasaturn #retrogaming
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Column: All A.I. Projects Are Digital Asbestos
The views expressed in this article do not necessarily represent the views of all SHIRO! Media Group contributors. The cost of modern day video game consoles and personal computers have skyrocketed…
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Frosty ❄️🖤Smug Snow Fox @frostbytevt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sun did not ask for my permission to come through my blinds, and is therefore trespassing.
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RGLtv @rgltv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Were you team Mario Kart 64 or team Diddy Kong Racing? Both games were great but which reigned supreme in your circle? Be sure to race over to RGLtv this weekend to see these games and SO many more N64 classics! Schedule: horaro.net/n6430th/sche... #n64 #retrogaming #twitch #racing
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Jet; or Getting called in on Labor Day @jetpackwatchdog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got Mochi a Trixie board and she's loving it. :3
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Jomy @jomy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Senra is dead. 2nd half of a fuckin hard level of Tortured Souls 3. By RZRider_
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two gray bunnies nuzzle nose-to-nose on a patterned blanket with cushions behind them.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Deid 🔮 @deidlit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For no particular reason, I feel I should mention I updated my RPG Fan Translation Directory a few days ago with a bunch of new/missing titles, and also a very important change in the last paragraph.
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1. schizophrenia & Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly multiple personalities) are different conditions. 2. mad people are among the most discriminated against populations in america (see, for instance, the fact that people think it's okay to joke about us) 3. my life is not a fucking joke.
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Frosty ❄️🖤Smug Snow Fox @frostbytevt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WE JUST HIT 10K ON TWITCH!!! Thank you so much for all of the support, I cannot tell you how much it means. My heart is so full. I could've never imagined 10 followers, nevertheless 10 THOUSAND?!!! Your support means the absolute world. From the bottom of my heart, thank you 💙
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Ruka🐬 @sangobouro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A comic sketch page. I've finally finished work, so I'm happy to be able to get back to it.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t forget, this is how the Kennedy center dismantling started. The folks at your institution doing equity work might be the first targeted, but the institutions themselves are always the target. Hope folks have learned this now.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US.
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Jaebirds @jaebirds.art · 18/09/2026
Guuuuys I'm doing itttt 🥹🥹
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP King. I hope you won't be frustrated where you'll be
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just built my first router out of a pi! I'm slowly animorphing into a dweeb aren't I?
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
0J is getting upset Jerry! seriously though: what is wrong with people? why do we need slop kiddies ruining things for everyone cause they have unfulfilled egos running amok? www.techpowerup.com/352739/ps5-l...
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PS5 Linux Dev Drops Project After "Slop Kiddies" Cash in on Crucial Exploit
Andy Nguyen, the developer behind the PS5 Linux project that released earlier in 2026, has officially declared that he will be stepping away from the PS5 modding scene before the release of support fo...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Katie says "I'm going to take a selfie under harsh overhead lighting." She then says "I'm also gonna use a reeeeal unflattering focal length." Her selfie comes out looking predictably demonic. She screams "OH GOD! I objectively look like this!"
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a self fulfilling prophecy was a building
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A manager says "you're fired!" to an employee. The employee says "uh, I'm not sure if I understand. I'm Millennial, so could you frame this as a Bluey reference." The manager gets on the phone, sighs and says "see if the human resources Bluey is available." A person in a Bluey costume says "yer fired, mate." The ex-employee smiles and says "I am sad, but reassured by your gentle, non-judgemental simplicity." The manager watches the ex-employee leave and says to the HR Bluey "honestly, we have so many Millennial employees now, we should just hire you on full time."
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OJMachine @ojmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"We're sorry you don't like AI but we are doing it anyway cause we don't care about you; only that we were caught." -Level 5 -
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026
people act like they've never heard of the Midwest
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蟹のオーパーツ @kaniopa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
5枚以上でカルーセル表示になったみたいなので実験
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Fiona the Dragon Slayer ⚔🐲 @t0uchan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just being a silly goose
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bro, it's political strategy! They have to get elected! After they're in office, THEN they fool Republicans by supporting all of their transphobic legislation to make them THINK they're transphobic, too. That's when they spring their trap: A June 1 "Be Yourself" social media post (Bluesky only).
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