OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 11hAll food should be sourced from the Faraj Supermarket in Southgate in north London where halal meat is a speciality. Just don't point out to them what Faraj means in Malay. They're really lovely people. Funny it makes me think of Nigel Faraj. 000
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 15hBBC News - Margaret Hamilton, whose software helped land Apollo 11 on the Moon, dies at 90 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukMargaret Hamilton, whose software helped land Apollo 11 on the moon, dies at 90Pioneering computer scientist led the development of the software for Nasa's Apollo mission and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 000
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Lyam Mc @lyamelbandino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Remember the Tories don’t care about people, they never did and this will never change. All the issue we face started with them forcing Neoliberalism on us. 😡 29751248
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026youtube.com/shorts/Qmg_t...youtube.comWhere did you find that howitzer?YouTube video by Lone Sentry 000
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Of course you butter both slices. There was a TV show in the UK a few years back where a "celebrity" went to see afternoon tea being made at the Dorchester and she asked that question. The bloke from the hotel looked shocked anyone would ask it saying "Of course you butter both slices" disdainfully. 010
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm English. In England. Where we understand the English language. And despite some American variations to that language I know he was telling Iran to bomb San Diego and LA possibly so he can do it himself and blame the someone else. A B1 looks very like a TU-160 and he's just brought them all home. 010
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Ben Dunnell @bendunnell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If anyone still wonders about how Jimmy Savile got away with it, just read all the tributes to Archer that refer more prominently to his charity work than his crimes. There’s a big part of it. 16724
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Someone on Threads suggested the reason the US removed its B1 bombers from England after a few blokes in white vans tried nicking red diesel from farmers near the airbase was that the B1 looks very like the Tupolev T-160 so Trump could bomb San Diego and LA and blame someone else. 000
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The super-power of Nigel Farage ... "AbsenteeMan" meme via Stephen Fisher 30541290
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring. 511446548
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I remember Janet and John from reading the books at school but also because my cousin Janet married a bloke called John. 000
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's funny how I used to get slagged off as earning far too much as a tube driver when I never earned more than £55,000 when I retired two years ago and I didn't mind paying tax including some at 40% because there are so many people desperately poor who need help in this country. 010
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A naked, gold-covered Trump statue has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg. It’s called “Orange Plague,” also known as “King of Injustice,” and shows him sitting on another man’s shoulders holding an enormous golf club. Covered in reportedly 23-karat gold, of course. 40593912740
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They've advertised it at Blackhorse Road but none of the horses is black. Please try harder :) 000
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When I was at school a kid turned one into a mini still. But because the boiler was so small he never got enough spirit out to fill a thimble. 000
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Where's the slope? Will has fixed a couple of these on The Repair Shop. That one needs fixing. 020
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Colin Macqueen @ccrgmac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dermatologist recommended minor surgery for a non-urgent biopsy today. I braced myself for the 16-18 week wait that’s been widely discussed and she said “Can you wait 20 minutes? We have an opening at 11:30”. They got me in at 11:25 and I was all done by 12:15. Support & celebrate your NHS! 651783159
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Suspended sentence for man found to have a collection of more than 114,000 indecent images of children. Tommy Robinson and co are going to be all over this. They'll be SO angry... Just you wait... Any second now... ... 401256455
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Benedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🤣🤣🤣 322150732816
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Apart from anything else, the question in the original post is moronic because there's a banana in the photo. 140
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026World War II's obviously over. There's a banana in the photo. 050
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nothing to see here...just the President of the United States inviting the country he illegally declared war on to "take out" 2 major American cities. If that's not treason, what is? 🤬 Law enforcement won't hold him accountable, but we WILL! The beginning of the end is on November 3rd. #VOTE-BLUE 🌊 35071821881
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think Colindale had them. I haven't been back since it's been rebuilt because I retired before then. I sometimes used to catch a bus home from there after a dead late shift. Because I was a Northern Line driver I rarely exited the stations, just drove through. 010
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Man City in cheating shock The new Private Eye is out now. 616541
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Broken Politics 🌍 @landofbritain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What... the "soul" her party destroyed by privatising water, rail, energy, social housing, and everything else... ...making our lives a misery of profiteering, pollution, poverty and the perpetual conflict and hatred caused by #Brexit? THAT "soul"? F**k off. #r4today #ToryConference #ukpolitics 1218
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Woof woog woof. My name's Rags youtube.com/shorts/k_5gl...youtube.comGood old Rags from Woody Allen’s ‘Sleeper’ (1973)YouTube video by Woody Allen Films 000
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I always think back to The Burkiss Way in the 1970s. (To rhyme with Achilles) "I am Testicles! I am invincible! I feel no pain! I... Oof! I knew my mother should have held me by the ankles!" Paraphrased somewhat as it's been a long while since I've heard it. 010
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Liz Truss? Liz fucking Truss!? 6787674
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yes. That’s always been the case with the Tories. But in the past they’ve been clever enough to lie about the fact they exist to enrich the 1% at the expense of the 99%. But not Badenoch! 13415
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thames Valley Police have responded to claims by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s lawyer that search warrants issued by officers at the Royal Lodge at Windsor were unlawful. From the new Private Eye, in shops now. 725576
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Them Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Badenoch claims £2,700 a month from the taxpayer to rent a grade II-listed farmhouse with six bedrooms. The property sits within the highest council tax bracket, costing over £4,000 in council tax a year, which the Essex MP also claims on expenses. "Best welfare" is being an MP. 2405148
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I once got a free sample from a cookbook from Noma restaurant in Denmark which has a fried porridge recipe in it. It made me think of Death's assistant Albert in Terry Pratchett's Discworld books who fried everything. 010
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him. 431771674
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For a long time I have heard rumours of secret flights into Dubai: plane loads of complete nutcases. I have never believed it and still don’t. If true, it should bring down Isabel Oakeshott as she is one. 🤪 90770157
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rich privately educated prick who wasn’t even born until 1984 recasts era of rioting, poverty and mass unemployment as Britain’s golden age. Thatcher was the worst thing that ever happened to Britain 1031234270
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Look how cool these stances are. 331004100
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Julie Andrews song from ISIRTA m.soundcloud.com/user-7820491...m.soundcloud.comJULIE ANDREWS Song (I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again) BBC (1968)Play JULIE ANDREWS Song (I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again) BBC (1968) by TIM SIKA (Celluloid Dreams The Movie Show) on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. 120
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Andy Burnham: Ok, everyone can see that Brexit is a worse disaster than the Titanic, so we're gradually rejoining Europe. Diehard brexiteers: NO! WE LIKE ICEBERGS! COLD WATER IS GOOD FOR YOU! WE WANT TO LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA WHERE WE'LL BE SAFE FROM IMMIGRANTS! 4245
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There was no clock he was looking at. James Burke has said they knew roughly when it would go off and he intended to say his last line about ten seconds before lift off but he got his timing wrong and nearly cocked the whole thing up. 010
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026...out of a council for insisting a flagpole be secured with non ferrous screws and they got an "expert" who didn't know what a non ferrous screw was and said "A screw's a screw to me". But then she did that show with Nicholas Winton and that was absolutely brilliant. youtu.be/OqqbM1B-mPY?...youtu.beHolocaust hero Sir Nicholas Winton (That's Life - 1988)YouTube video by Tops of the top 000
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026She annoyed me sometimes. I remember on That's Life they coined the phrase "More than your job's worth?" which was asked of me a few times and I always said yes and explained why, asking the other person if they were prepared to finance my life if I got sacked. That's Life also took the piss... 100
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺mimij9.bsky.social @mimij9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Farage says Brexit was a disaster because of Boris Johnson’s deal? Please MEDIA point out that at the time Farage supported his Brexit deal. 34706195
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026a short poem name like when we meet a bovine and we say 'hi coo' #NationalPoetryDay #Haiku 1644194
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Superb as Viatorus in Chelmsford 123 and also in the radio series Bleak Expectations where he was killed more times than any other actor as different characters in the same series (Bluebottle in the Goon Show doesn't count as it was always the same character). 000
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action. 18772123003
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Nelly Probin @lillmagill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Things we owned in the 1970's Water Gas and electricity NHS Schools Council houses British Rail Royal Mail Things we had in the 1970's Hope A social safety net A future And the best music 🙂 93819
OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Henry VIII was worried about the royal succession but every time he said "All I want is a little son and heir" they took him to Butlins. 010
Reposted by OiyouAndy🇪🇺Jan van den Hemel @blendersecrets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Curve Loop Tool is a really powerful tool for making smooth curvature. #B3D #Blender #Blender3D 05315
