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Oh FFS Gary

@ohffsgary.bsky.social
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Full time stay at home hermit. Australian. Mobility impaired. I suffer from depression, anxiety, panic disorder, sarcasm and arthritis. Companion to a cat named Puppy. I'm the same age as old people. Ian.

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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't like carbon monoxide detectors. The constant beeping makes me feel light headed.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Pixelbandits Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASK
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doing meal prep. I've been started on some new medications and since then have been having daily migraines. Today I'm trying to get things done before the kaleidoscope arrives.
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Trippy Psychedelic Optical Illusion
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Immigration / ˌɪmɪˈɡreɪʃən / noun 1 the movement of non-native people into a country in order to settle there 2 a political argument that is used when you don't have any real policies
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guess who has an early appointment this morning. Mobility scooters should have heated seats.
Weather app showing -6.3°
Feels like -10.2°
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's bin night.
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Pixelbandits Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASK
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Waited 3 months to see a cardiologist. Now I have to wait 2 months to have his tests done. Then another 2 months to see him again to find out what treatment I might need. I'm glad it's my heart and not something important.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
Urine Therapy Magic
Kelvin Worley • Aug 18 • 2
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anyone promoting veganism or raw vegan diets will be removed from this group
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 28/08/2026
Mr John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social is saying some very clear words today in “The Reckoning”. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/the-reckon...
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The Reckoning
That imagery of the Himalayan tsunami smashing into the multi-story building in Nepal was horrifying, but then murder always is, isn’t it?
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎶You look at me like I’m crazy but you’re the one with your foot in a mug…🎶 SOUND UP #Caturday
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. The British Museum: YOINK.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Something weird is going on. The body of a woman has been located in bushland following the search for a missing bushwalker in the Southern Highlands today. www.police.nsw.gov.au/news/news_ar...
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Latest News - NSW Police Public Site
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Live NSW Traffic @livenswtraffic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mount Victoria: CRASH Truck, Car. Roads affected: Darling Causeway near Cobb Lane. Affected directions: Both directions
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just rolling along 😊
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ABC is really getting good at this media stuff.
Mounjaro is a popular drug used for eight loss and to treat Type 2 diabetes.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Last week I stupidly bought my cat a new bed. As predicted she has had not been near it. Yesterday I wore an old hoodie and when I went to bed I put it in the new cat bed. It worked. I don't believe it, it worked.
Tortoiseshell cat sleeping on old hoodie in a new cat bed.
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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Finally! Had the cold turkey tremors for want of an ABC 'cafe' story!!
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is it by wearing stupid caps? They sure love to play dress-ups.
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dasia Taylor,now 22, developed a surgical suture that changes color in response to pH changes associated with wound infections. #Invention #Innovation #MedicalBreakthroughs
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Census – Not Religious? Mark 'No Religion'. @censusnotreligious.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In a message for our campaign, media personality and assisted dying advocate Andrew Denton speaks about the importance of helping to deliver more accurate Census data for the religion question. Watch his full video on our website: censusnotreligious.org.au/2026/08/01/a... #Census26 #NotReligious
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh, that totally worked, damn it.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🤣
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ICYMI- yesterday's cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com
Scene is a protest.
Person on soapbox: WHADDA WE WANT?
Crowd (with signs saying "Affordable Housing", "Fight the Far Right", "Climate Action", "justice for Gaza", Tax the Rich", "Make Trump Ex President again", "Send Elon to Mars" "Accountability for Tech Bros" and "I could sure use a decent night's sleep"
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is it just me or does this guy look like Stretch Armstrong?
Stretch Armstrong
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New policy in 5, 4, 3, ... You have to put your dog under the sausage.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm having a Suimin cup leaking all over my desk while I'm in the bathroom kind of day. FFS.
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WildWoila @wildwoila.pixelfed.au.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
Green Rosellas eating a forgotten feijoa in our front yard. Well, one is eating while the other hopes for a scrap. (Sorry, not an #EasternRosella.) #Tasmania #Birds #AustralianBirds
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Tranquility Found @divinedropbear.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Galahs warming themselves in the morning sun just after emerging from their hollow. #galah #birds #birdwatching #birding #galah #birdphotography #australianbirds #WildOz #parrots
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Larmed.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nothing makes you feel more alive than hitting your fingernail with a hammer. FFS
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
www.instagram.com/p/Da2uyGJN9ij
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Instagram User on Instagram
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...now I have Heinzsight
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm glad I made an early morning appointment with my Dr. I wish mobility scooters had heaters.
Weather app showing -5.1°c
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Vale Sir Garfield Sobers. My favourite cricketer of all time.
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Mark @ferl67.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The three troublemakers #parrot #cockatiel #monkparakeet #petbirds
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Leaderlike. My @smh cartoon.
Single frame. Albo at a desk in a dark room with “OFFICE OF AI” on door, hunched up looking at laptop, says, “How do I deal with AI?” Response in computer speech comes: “That’s a great question, Anthony! I can see you really want to do the smart thing in spite of all the risks, climate implications and likely human cost. I can help you look past those inconveniences and focus on producing optimal outcomes for my owners while making you sound responsible and leaderlike. How does that sound?”
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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 17/07/2026
It is perfectly legal to lie in a political ad in NSW! If our petition for truth in political advertising gets 20,000 signatures, it has to be debated in NSW Parliament! Sign the petition: www.parliament.nsw.gov.au/parliamen…
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Megan Herbert @meganjherbert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Discarded. My cartoon in today's @theageaustralia.bsky.social
A political cartoon by Megan Herbert showing a suited male bureaucrat sitting at a drawing board, with his back to us and a red pen in hand. In front of him is a document titled "Idea for a plan to stop gendered violence #3745". As he ponders the corrections he is going to make to the latest attempt at addressing what should be a national emergency, he tosses a scrunched up piece of paper, marked with red pen corrections (another failed attempt) over his shoulder towards a wastepaper basket which is full to overflowing with other such attempts. Closer inspection of the discarded pages shows that the crumpled and crushed paper balls closely resemble the bodies of women and girls, the victims of Australia's epidemic of male-perpetrated domestic violence which has claimed the lives of another four women in girls just in the last week.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Very well?
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Cultural Champ @culturalchamp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ADD YOUR NAME: For truth in political advertising #auspol
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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 15/07/2026
Over 8,000 NSW residents have already signed our petition for truth in political advertising laws! If we reach 20,000, NSW Parliament will have to debate it! ✍️ Add your name to the call to stop misleading ads in NSW elections! #auspol @browne90.bsky.social
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you are in NSW, sign this petition. Stop the lies in political advertising.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Guess who's getting some practise in before the big game?
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Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Black Aunty Funerals. 😂😂🤣🤣
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I warned someone about a mobile speed camera yesterday and he called me a dickhead. We were both on mobility scooters doing 10 kph but there was no need to be so rude. 😁
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He's just gone to Bunnings.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Every company wants a review. My purchase is my review. I bought the fucking thing because I like it. If you want to send me something for free I might write a review but if I pay for it don't hound me. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I was notified that Fibre to the Premises was available here about a 2 years ago but dealing with my mother going into residential aged care I simply forgot. Last week I bit the bullet and got it all organised. Today they arrived to do the install and nope. Your street doesn't have the cable. FFS
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