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Oh FFS Gary

@ohffsgary.bsky.social
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Full time stay at home hermit. Australian. Mobility impaired. I suffer from depression, anxiety, panic disorder, sarcasm and arthritis. Companion to a cat named Puppy. I'm the same age as old people. Ian.

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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The British Museum should be renamed "YOINK"
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You going shopping for blinds?
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She don't like yellow?
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't like carbon monoxide detectors. The constant beeping makes me feel light headed.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shell fuel finder, select gift card. That should tell you if they were fibbing. www.shell.com.au/fuel-finder.... Congrats on the win.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You could move the tele down to floor level.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has anyone ever noticed that the Space Force logo is just the badge off a Pontiac Aztek turned upside down?
Pontiac Aztek.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Glove Head
Alt: Two men with latex gloves on their heads. Text overlay says, "Is this how you do it?"
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every morning for the last few days, from around 5am to 5:30am, I get dozens of notifications on my security cameras from these little beauties.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get the towbar because it is going to take a while to find one of these in NZ. www.gumtree.com.au/web/listing/...
gumtree.com.au
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One careful owner. The second one was a real dope.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The wealthy will be able to steal your information a few milliseconds faster, for your convenience.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at you, living the dream.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Pixelbandits Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASK
Alt: Pixelbandits Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASK
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still got that new toaster smell.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll have to change my user name.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doing meal prep. I've been started on some new medications and since then have been having daily migraines. Today I'm trying to get things done before the kaleidoscope arrives.
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Trippy Psychedelic Optical Illusion
Alt: Trippy Psychedelic Optical Illusion
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's a fine toaster but you would be better off with a "Sunbeam radiant control "Toastermatic"
Sunbeam Radiant control Toastermatic
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Late '70's "Toasta-Magic"
1977 magazine advert for Sunbeam products.
Showing a "Sunbeam Whistling Kettle" a "Sunbeam Beatermix Mixer" a "Sunbeam Toasta-Magic Toaster" and a "SunbeamSpray/Shot-of-Steam Iron.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Immigration / ˌɪmɪˈɡreɪʃən / noun 1 the movement of non-native people into a country in order to settle there 2 a political argument that is used when you don't have any real policies
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I once went to a doctor about a headache and the bastard said that a head like mine should ache. I guess I walked right into that.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whitlam era campaign badge saying "It's Time." altered to say "It's not the right Time"
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The prediction was -1°. It got down to -6.9° I'm glad other occupations don't accept the same accuracy.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guess who has an early appointment this morning. Mobility scooters should have heated seats.
Weather app showing -6.3°
Feels like -10.2°
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I thought it was "An goose"
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of the original 500 made, only 16395 remain.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He doesn't even live in his own electorate.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All the real problems must have been fixed.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's bin night.
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Pixelbandits Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASK
Alt: Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASK
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In other news, my 3rd new GP this year has just left town. You can't beat rural living.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Waited 3 months to see a cardiologist. Now I have to wait 2 months to have his tests done. Then another 2 months to see him again to find out what treatment I might need. I'm glad it's my heart and not something important.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know why, but he looks like a Gary.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They're coming after you.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Albo badge.
Gough Whitlam era "It's time." badge altered to read "It's not the right time."
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I do that and any with "Reaction" in the title.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Japan has really changed you.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
Urine Therapy Magic
Kelvin Worley • Aug 18 • 2
* Admin
anyone promoting veganism or raw vegan diets will be removed from this group
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They've got enough people taking the piss.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Give them a break. They already named Orange County after him.
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 28/08/2026
Mr John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social is saying some very clear words today in “The Reckoning”. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/the-reckon...
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The Reckoning
That imagery of the Himalayan tsunami smashing into the multi-story building in Nepal was horrifying, but then murder always is, isn’t it?
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Your cloud is panting.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Robots have burnout too. So human like.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Their slices pack recently got reduced from 500g to 432g. The price didn't shrink though.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's just a coincidence that every time football players behave badly they are football players.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Junior cosplaying Obama.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"The problem isn't in the school of the wealthy, it's in the homes of the wealthy." FFS
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ouch.
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Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You're safe. I have a brother down there. I won't be risking it.
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