Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't like carbon monoxide detectors. The constant beeping makes me feel light headed. 021
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shell fuel finder, select gift card. That should tell you if they were fibbing. www.shell.com.au/fuel-finder.... Congrats on the win. 160
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Has anyone ever noticed that the Space Force logo is just the badge off a Pontiac Aztek turned upside down? 110
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comGlove HeadAlt: Two men with latex gloves on their heads. Text overlay says, "Is this how you do it?" 120
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every morning for the last few days, from around 5am to 5:30am, I get dozens of notifications on my security cameras from these little beauties. 020
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Get the towbar because it is going to take a while to find one of these in NZ. www.gumtree.com.au/web/listing/...gumtree.com.au 100
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One careful owner. The second one was a real dope. 010
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The wealthy will be able to steal your information a few milliseconds faster, for your convenience. 050
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comPixelbandits Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASKAlt: Pixelbandits Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASK 000
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Doing meal prep. I've been started on some new medications and since then have been having daily migraines. Today I'm trying to get things done before the kaleidoscope arrives.static.klipy.comTrippy Psychedelic Optical IllusionAlt: Trippy Psychedelic Optical Illusion 000
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's a fine toaster but you would be better off with a "Sunbeam radiant control "Toastermatic" 210
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026 Immigration / ˌɪmɪˈɡreɪʃən / noun 1 the movement of non-native people into a country in order to settle there 2 a political argument that is used when you don't have any real policies 010
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I once went to a doctor about a headache and the bastard said that a head like mine should ache. I guess I walked right into that. 010
Reposted by Oh FFS GaryBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently 931780
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The prediction was -1°. It got down to -6.9° I'm glad other occupations don't accept the same accuracy. 010
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Guess who has an early appointment this morning. Mobility scooters should have heated seats. 210
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's bin night.static.klipy.comPixelbandits Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASKAlt: Word Game: BIN, ALL, ASK 110
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In other news, my 3rd new GP this year has just left town. You can't beat rural living. 010
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Waited 3 months to see a cardiologist. Now I have to wait 2 months to have his tests done. Then another 2 months to see him again to find out what treatment I might need. I'm glad it's my heart and not something important. 150
Reposted by Oh FFS GaryMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club 1054407624
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Give them a break. They already named Orange County after him. 110
Reposted by Oh FFS GaryStilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 28/08/2026Mr John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social is saying some very clear words today in “The Reckoning”. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/the-reckon...aliensideboob.substack.comThe ReckoningThat imagery of the Himalayan tsunami smashing into the multi-story building in Nepal was horrifying, but then murder always is, isn’t it? 54825
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Their slices pack recently got reduced from 500g to 432g. The price didn't shrink though. 060
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It's just a coincidence that every time football players behave badly they are football players. 020
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"The problem isn't in the school of the wealthy, it's in the homes of the wealthy." FFS 1143
Oh FFS Gary @ohffsgary.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You're safe. I have a brother down there. I won't be risking it. 010