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A Green Cow

@agreencow.bsky.social
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Narrm based, local nothing, who dips hand at a few things, and shares infrequently. As Ringo says, Peace and Love. She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A big day working on the trams in Adelaide. I’m tired, sore, and looking forward to doing it all again tomorrow.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forgot to post this earlier. I’m going with Freo by 16 points today.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I told my mechanic the car was sick. Of course this would happen on my one day off, where I’m moving the last of the stuff from my old house.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They are installed. Took a couple of hours of swearing and tearing off skin, but it’s done.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When do we get the Muppets remake of Citizen Kane? It’s the only remake of that film I’ll allow.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m no expert on such things, but I’m pretty sure I’ve managed to work out why none of my TV points are working. It’s just a hunch, but I think I better call in a Mansplainer to look at it for me.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I put my former skills as a broadcast engineer to use, and found out the reason none of the TV points are working.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need some advice. The workers have finished on my house, and I figure I should get them a slab of beer to say thanks. I don’t drink, so I don’t know what’s popular these days. Any advice for Melbourne booze?
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*You are currently first in the queue. Your expected wait time is 1 minute.* 5mins later: *You are currently first in the queue* *You are currently first in the queue* *You are currently first in the queue* 10mins later: *You are currently third in the queue* What happened Water Supply Co?
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not sure Scotty will keep his spot in the side. Given a chance to open, really should have put his head down. Also failed to take a wicket in the first innings.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After a week of having to wake up at 1am to go to work, it was so nice to not set an alarm and get a sleep in on my day off…, until 3:30am. D’oh! I was hoping to be lazy and not wake up until at least 5am.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is something I love about Melburnians: 100,021 people turn up at the MCG for an NFL match. All the comments: “Who are the 3 nobs that didn’t show up?”
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bank has again rejected the final payment to the builder, because they can’t make payment before the 11th. I reminded them today is the 11th. They said “Yes, we can’t make payment until the 11th, please contact us on the 11th to make payment.” TODAY IS THE 11th! I just did that on the 11th!!
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For my new house I decided to splash out and get a new bed frame, after a decade on one I made myself. Ordered it yesterday, with the delivery date as next week, after I get the keys. Went to the property today to set the base for the mailbox, the bed had already arrived from interstate.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I get the keys to my own home next week. Only took 50+ years of my life to achieve this, but I’ve finally gotten there.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Flat out day yesterday in the recording studio, working on my band’s 4 track debut release. I had 11 parts to record, including vocals, guitar, bass, keys (piano, organ, strings, brass), and backing vocals. Would have preferred to do the brass parts live, but I no longer have my trumpet.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I may be a lot of things, but useless in the kitchen is not one of them.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had to go down the road 7km into town to get some things, and decided to pop into Safeway to grab stuff for Carbonara for dinner. But because the roads around here are so stuffed, it took me 45mins to get home, at 7pm. So much for waiting until after the peak.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Being a lawyer whose solo client base is cats who have been left an inheritance, but it is being disputed by family members.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As good as it is to eat healthy, sometimes you just have to go a good old steak eggs and chips. Well potato gems instead of chips, but the rump is cooked in Worcestershire sauce, and the eggs are sunny side up and as runny as a nose in winter.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post you getaway vehicle:
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today would have been 29 years of marriage for me. It ended after six. If I had my time again I would never have gotten married, because doing what was expected of me for the good of society wasn’t in my interests, but for the happiness of others wanting to keep the status quo of “normal”.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m fine with it getting rid of foxes, they’re an introduced pest anyway.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did the PCI inspection on my house today, moving in date is in 3 weeks. Now that the stress of building is over, I can get on with the stress of moving, and the stress of getting my bond back on the rental, then decades of mortgage stress. It’s good to be alive, just got to keep telling myself that.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is there anything more frustrating in the world, than watching a cooking show, and they are using the wrong kind of knife to cut something? Why did I get this kind of autism, and not the good at maths one? And don’t get me started on incorrect spoons.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The bruise is starting to get better. There used to be two of them, now there’s only one. So that means it is half better.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
On record here. Now that Richmond’s season is over, I default to my second team of Collingwood for the finals, with a back up being Footscray. But I am hopeful that Freo win their first flag, having lived in WA. But at the end of the day, Up Up Cronulla!! Team of the ⚫️⚪️🔵.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today’s Test proudly presented by Half Taped Tennis Balls. Half Taped Tennis Balls, when you want to game to be over quickly, thanks to more swing than a Swinger Convention during the Swinging 60’s. #AUSvsBAN #Cricket
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Get one run ahead and having a sporting declaration. Let’s go for a one day Test.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Apparently the rainbow I get to taste today is Kermit the Frog.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The stupid footpath jumped up out of nowhere and attacked me today. Thankfully I escaped with only a few bruises, and five pieces of gravel to dig out.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pre-gig look. My make up wasn’t this ghostly in the daylight. Oh well, the show must go on.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s looking like Bangladesh will get to enjoy a few days in Noosa after the Test.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Three things I understand about the USA: They are obsessed with guns. They think universal healthcare is socialism and bad. White people should never be trusted to make potato salad.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ll take any art created by an artist, no matter how shitty the work may be, over anything done by AI. Something made by a human may not be to my tastes, but I know they have put all of their heart and passion into creating something, and to have the guts to share it with others.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If that helicopter that has been doing Chap Laps over my house for the last 20mins could piss off, that would be great. I have to get up at 4am to go to work.
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Miss Piggy Takes Over in Muppet Show
ALT: Miss Piggy Takes Over in Muppet Show
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The house now has a driveway, and things are looking close to being finished. Good thing I’m already packing my current house, ready to go when the going’s good.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Found these in the cupboard, use by 2023. They’ll still be good I reckon.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Decided to sit with the poor people today, instead of the Members section…, because I am also one of the poor people. Go Tiges!
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I know not all men are the problem, but why is it the three I’ve had the misfortune of interacting with have been the problem? Where are the “good ones”? Do better and stop harassing women for simply existing in this world.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This has been stuck in my head all day, now it’s stuck in yours.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Making some soup. Let’s see how it goes.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Victoria needs a new Premier. #AusPol
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I knew the #AusAlert #NationalAlarm before it was famous. Just sayin’.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Got the “security camera” footage from the gig on the weekend. We did alright for a first time gig I reckon. Onwards and upwards from here. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The Fizzoes, Live at Mamma Chen's - YouTube
Playing our first feature gig, the beginning of things to come.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What do you do when the retaining screw for the strap on your strat breaks mid song, mid set? Be thankful you threw in your tele as a backup just in case you broke yet another string. Thankfully not this time.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Poached eggs on Vegemite toast. Perfect breakfast.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My band has a gig tomorrow, so here’s a silly little promo we did for it.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In other news I put some of the leftover roast pumpkin in a jaffle this morning, and damn it was a good jaffle. No pics, I ate it too quickly.
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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wrote a joke, thought it was funny. But on reflection the context would be lost, it would be very inappropriate, and even I’m appalled at that connection, even though it wasn’t intended. So I won’t share it. Now if only I was a hack male comedian, I could say that shit on repeat and be applauded.
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