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Ohephen J. Epershand

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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish I was enjoying An Arcane Inheritance more, but it's set less than an hour from where I went to college, in a way that is tragically making me more nit-picky than excited. On paper I should love this 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love that 2026 Broadway has my favorite act 1 closer and is about to get my favorite act 2 opener ("The Power and the Glory" from Galileo, assuming it makes it over from Berkeley Rep.)
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Fun & Whimsy @funandwhimsy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just simply do not know of anything that goes as hard as Secret Comes Out
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Fun & Whimsy @funandwhimsy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
Hand with copper nail polish holding a commemorative THE LOST BOYS THE MUSICAL cup in the audience for THE LOST BOYS THE MUSICAL
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
RFK Jr. wants people to get sick. He wants them to get sick and he thinks it is a good thing if they die, since those who live will have "natural immunity" and emerge stronger and fitter.
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly? Full on Ring of Keys
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're not wrong mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Dialect map. I am from California and the map knows it.
Most similar: San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle 
Least similar: New Orleans, Atlanta, Nashville
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have no fear, Cricket is here to help
Cricket (a white and calico cat) is perched on a bathroom sink. Her reflection is visible in the mirror. In the foreground, a hapless human hand holds a toothbrush they are not allowed to use until Cricket is done with the sink.
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@reena-jenkins.bsky.social Finally going to see Lost Boys next month. Any recommendations on optimal seating?
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We really need to invest in the next generation of camp
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Post the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
The Bay Bridge, as seen looking north along the Embarcadero in San Francisco. The top 2/3 of the photo has a brilliant blue sky containing a single whispy cloud.

The horizon line is a little off level, because I snapped this quickly mid-run.
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Friday I ran 3.03 miles and then found out I was .07 mi short of 5k. Today I vindicated myself with 3.14 miles. Pi AND 5k!
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I carried this snail across the street like a toddler today and it was totally worth it
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LonelyLupine @lonelylupine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Or they at least partner with online library services. My local library uses hoopla, and the regional system uses Libby.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This week I finally restarted a long-abandoned spinning project and I was halfway through plying and... I walked into the living room tonight to find my drive band had snapped???? And it was on the majacraft so it was proprietary elastic and not just regular string like the schact????
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Being a parent is pretty tough, but it's all worth it for that moment, every once in a while, when you get to take your kid to the city to see a marching band and say, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?"
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The actual thing about watching the actual Lost Boys film is that it's super gay but with very little homoeroticism -- it's gay because of how aggressively it male-gazes Jason Patric, and that makes it easier to project homoeroticism into it in memory.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Get ready with me comic
4 panel comic titled “get ready with me”
Panel 1 - a guy is bringing a bowl of food to his cat - the caption says “this is my cute little morning routine”
Panel 2 - he watches as his cat eats the food, behind them is an ominous black portal bordered with skulls and with tentacles coming out of it
Panel 3 - he sits in a recliner with a cup of coffee and his cat at his feet. He says “ahh so nice” - the portal is still lurking behind them
Panel 4 - he’s now reading a book. The cat is sleeping in his lap. The portal still looms. He says “the trick is to ignore the void of infinite horrors “
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rewatched The Lost Boys (the movie) last night for the first time in a good 20 years and I truly am my parents' kid because I mostly spent it speculating on where near Santa Cruz each scene was filmed. Guess I should rec it to them after all.
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In a reverse-Gift-of-the-Magi situation, H and I didn't talk to each other and both pre-ordered @sesmith.lol's book. So now I have a copy to give my parents. It works out for everyone!
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I knew in the abstract that running was improving my sleep but I only did one run last week (out of the normal 3) and then did the worst "lying awake for hours while ruminating instead of sleeping" I've done in years. For multiple nights in a row. So back to three runs this week!
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Unfortunately: I am dealing with an exhaustingly toxic coworker Fortunately: as a manager I have the power to make career consequences happen to the toxic person Unfortunately: I have to do all the labor of making career consequences happen (and also support the rest of my team)
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🎶 lost boys album day 🎶
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Fun & Whimsy @funandwhimsy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Last Meals is one of my favorite things on the Internet and this JK Simmons ep is SO good youtu.be/gtVRVYwtvhU
youtu.be
J. K. Simmons Eats His Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Story of my marriage
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When the thumbnail and title are just too good. Part of the reason we haven't watched this video yet is that we just get so delighted every time it shows up in H's YouTube feed .
YouTube thumbnail for the NormalAdultLuke video "Will the Famously Annoying Pig Escort Mission Make Me Quit Dark Souls 2?", the latest entry in the "Will X Make Me Quit Dark Souls 2?" series of Dark Souls 2 streams. The thumbnail features a zoomed-in image of a video game boar, and Luke making a very funny grimace.
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So the person who told me to read Glass Hotel *before* Sea of Tranquility was objectively right. But the library gave them to me in the other order and it's making Glass Hotel even more surreal than it might otherwise have been. Any background character is plausibly a time traveler and I love it.
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Solaris Books @solarisbooks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Prepare to take the mind-bending trip of a lifetime in @vajra.me 's Otherwise Award and @ursulakleguin.com Prize-winning novel RAKESFALL! "Luminous, wrenching, intense...If this is not considered a work of genius, we have lost the meaning of the word.” @premeemohamed.com Buy now: geni.us/rakesfall
A UK paperback copy of Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera with the white Solaris logo in the bottom left corner.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Given how many little "big animals on wheels" we've had from all over the world, I think the prehistoric equivalent of "Truck Kid" might be "Ox Kid." (Ukraine, Crete, Maharashtra, Anatolia)
A small clay ox, with long horns and stripes, on clay wheels.A small clay ox, with wooden wheels, on a museum display.A bronze buffalo on wheels in a museum.Two bronze oxen pulling a cart on wheels.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Looking at the illustrations Alice and Martin Provensen did for the Iliad and the Odyssey in 1956 and taking pleasure in noting how diverse they made that world. Everyone bitching about the new movie’s casting is more racist than a children’s book publicist in *1956*
Three Ancient Greek warriors painted in a distinctive mid century modern style, with lots of texture and an earthy color palette. They stand in a row, looking toward the right. One is pale skinned, one has reddish brown skin, and the third has medium brown skin. Three painted Ancient Greek figures standing in front of a map. One, a dark skinned woman with red hair in what looks like short twists, plays a lyre. Behind her is a pale skinned woman with dark hair looking emotional. Behind her is a dark skinned man with blonde hair and a beard.
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
when we californians tell you that none of us can stand Newsom just believe us
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A spotify playlist of various artists where all songs are either “running up that hill” or “rolling down the hill”
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Robin St. Scare 👻 @robinwrites.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Solas from Dragon Age. He looks kind of sad or melancholy.
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Maya Deane (Wrath Goddess Sing) @mayadeane.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
apparently trans Achilles is having an algorithmic moment. anyway, buy wrath goddess sing.
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
H is traveling, which means now *I* am the one who needs to shower but has a cat in my lap
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Little bit rude how aggressively The Lost Boys musical has come for my id youtu.be/1YEfO8F5vNs?...
youtu.be
The Lost Boys - "Have To Have You" Press Clip
YouTube video by The Lost Boys: A New Musical
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I think this company is just blustering and can't afford 401ks OR AI investments. Their stock is currently under $3/share, down from $100/share 5 years ago.
Screenshot of the 5-year Google Finance results for TTEC Holdings, Inc.
A few notable figures:
Current price $2.66, down $105.32 from 5 years ago 
Quarterly financials: 496.18M (-7.22% YOY)
Earnings: -37.50%
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job
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Sensible gremlin tux @tuxkate.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s April 30th, and that means it’s meme time.
Tumblr screenshot. 

Username keepcalmandcarriefischer says

“It’s the last day of April”
With a picture of a boiling saucepan of water on an electric coil. 

My-little-bologna reblogs with the comment:

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped
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Mircalla @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm not the first to note this but AI psychosis just seems to be "experience what it's like to have yes men" and shows what has happened to any billionaire who has any kind of public profile
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Spending a lot of time ripping out crab grass by hand so my clover can take root out back, and it has me meditating a lot on what it means to take out fascists. We always used to say it was whack-a-mole, it wasn't. Successful antifascism in a democracy is a practice of weeding
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yesterday I made the incredible discovery that the reason Ikea doesn't have my favorite glasses "anymore" is that they're from Crate and Barrel. (I got mine from a consignment shop in like 2012 so I don't know why I was so confident about the origin)
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/04/2026
The greatest
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Daniel J. Willis @bayareadata.press · 30/03/2026
Here, the complete chronological watch order. Note this is chronological for the universe and not for the characters, time travel shenanigans are slotted at the year they take place in an absolute sense. And the TNG/DS9/VOY mess is by stardate when they interact but by series when they don't.
docs.google.com
Star Trek Chronological Order
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Make sure to rotate your pronouns periodically, so that if your gender becomes compromised, attackers can only access it for a short period of time.
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Ohephen J. Epershand @ohephen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
What's My JND? 0.0033 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
keithcirkel.co.uk
What's My JND?
Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW."

(Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE)Alts in pic 1Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me
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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Phew. Okay, so, this is tough. I can't afford to pay for the surgery my beloved Eugenides needs to save his mouth from severe inflammation and infection. I'm chronically underpaid by my day job and already struggling financially. Please ... I need help. www.gofundme.com/f/gen-sad-ki...
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Donate to Help give Gen a chance at a long, healthy life!, organized by Allie Kleber
TL;DR - beloved cat, severe periodontal disease, expensive surgery, broke… Allie Kleber needs your support for Help give Gen a chance at a long, healthy life!
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