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Trump's USA probably won't let me in. And I'm OK with that. I work in aviation.

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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What they tell you in Genoa about St George’s Cross.
The true story of the english's flag
In 1190, king Richard and the Court of London requested and obtained authorization to fly the flag of Republic of Genoa on their ships sailing in the mediterranean and Black seas.
In that periodthe English ships were prey to pirates and bandits, fling the Genoeses flag these episodes passed.
Forthis authorisation they undertook to pay an annual tribute to the Republic of Genoa.
Since that moment England has been represented throughout the worlo by the flag of Sansiorgio, the flag of
干
Republica of Genoa
Supertor non recognoscens
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really need a job, if anybody knows of somewhere looking to hire a good writer with connections in scientific academia and a few random folks in government please lemme know
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover filming shows Nigel Farage celebrating illegal foreign donations Footage shows a plan to break electoral law by funnelling money from a US ‘businessman’ through a UK donor The donations funded a series of widely reported polls secretly commissioned by Reform
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Two British soldiers take up senior management positions in South Asia.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have read this and it is glorious.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"GO HOME TO YOUR RICH MATES FARAGE"
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Do you want to hazard a guess at what this “jaw-dropping” list of freebies included? What luxuries asylum seekers might be being given “for free” in Thetford? Xboxes? Plasma TVs? iPhones? Ferraris? Let's take a look👀 🧵 1/22
Express headline: The jaw-dropping list of everything asylum seekers in Thetford were 'given for free'.
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Greymane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greymane54.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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I love this man
YouTube video by Adam Brichto
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Many Americans still believe that Europe is unsafe and the US is the greatest country, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. #DonaldTrump #FakeNews #Maga #Republicans #FarRight #AfD
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Carl Bovis @carlbovisnature.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hi everyone. My sales have been woeful this month. 😔 Can I ask a favour please, can you visit my shop & browse. 🙏 No need to buy anything.. I'm putting this request on all my socials to see where the visits mostly come from. ❤️ Here's my shop; www.carlbovis.com/shop-3 🐦
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Daily Mail poll going hilariously south for Nigel Farage.. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
Who would you vote for in the
Clacton by-election?


Nigel Farage


17%
1546 votes


Count Binface


72%
6391 votes


It's all a waste of time and
money


1 1%
941
votes


8878 votes. 72% of others agreed with you.
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Helen #FBPE #NHS #ClimateCrisis 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈💙 @heib20.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A plea worth listening to!🤔
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@siana-georgi.bsky.social Лютите ми чушки от истински български семки
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SeaYou #FBPE 🇪🇺 @seayou.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
yes, but Biden … #maga
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No To Racism @notoracism.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
France is mandating solar panels on every large commercial car park in the country — turning millions of square metres of idle asphalt into one of Europe's most productive clean energy assets. I have been mentioning this for months - they are shooting up on all the supermarket car parks.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mamdani for President 💥
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@siana-georgi.bsky.social Гледаш ли полуфинала на Евровизия?
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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Please retweet.
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not4u2c.bsky.social @not4u2c.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yeah. We don't have that today with this president. What a shame!
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened. Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah. (h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Surprised? Not me. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency
The BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades ahead of public announcements by the US president.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@siana-georgi.bsky.social Христос воскресе!
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Alanwino @alanwino.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Brilliant😂
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'm quite certain that in Jane Austen's day, everyone would have known that you don't say "for Mr Bennett and I." #TheOtherBennetSister
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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The History of Iran and Winston Churchill Exposes How the Past Repeats Itself
YouTube video by Novara Media
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Maureen Wicks @midge2332.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I just signed this petition calling on Prince William to end the rent on Dartmoor Prison while it remains empty and unsafe and save millions in public money. It only takes a few seconds - please add your name. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...
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Prince William: Stop charging taxpayers for an empty prison
Dartmoor Prison has been empty for over 18 months after toxic gas made it unsafe. Yet, with no prisoners inside, taxpayers are still forking out around £4 million every year in rent to Prince William’...
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Cooper River Indivisible @crindivisible.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@british-airways.bsky.social Is this the real BA? Because your Web site and IT are causing me a nightmare.
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📎 Scott Miller #FBPE @3chordrock.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Absolutely Clare. I've signed and shared this petition. It has reached 'critical mass' so it will be discussed. Any more signatures will add emphasis. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 11/01/2026
Joint statement by 4 former officials in Democratic and Republican Administrations—including four NATO Ambassadors, 3 Assistant Secretaries of State for Europe, and 3 NSC Senior Directors. Excellent opening in particular.
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America’s Strategic Alliance with Denmark and NATO
A statement by 14 former officials in Democratic and Republican Administrations—including four NATO Ambassadors, 3 Assistant Secretaries of State for Europe, and 3 NSC Senior Directors
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Eto Buziashvili @buziashvili.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
If you read one thing today, it should be this brilliant take by Ed Lucas. Incisive. Every single word.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Keir Starmer's so-called AI revolution is going to be a colossal, mismanaged Silicon Valley disaster that you will ultimately end up paying for. Please read, because the AI project is completely illegitimate, and morally, and economically unaccepatable. Thread www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0K4...
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What Sam Altman Doesn't Want You To Know
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Last night's #BBCQT is best seen in the below short version. From the 📹 circulating, I deliberately cut Fiona Bruce's thin-skinned reply at the end. It's irrelevant & distracts from @zackpolanski.bsky.social 's excellent points. And this, too, is a lesson: Let's focus on people who offer solutions.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 21/11/2025
Buying #Christmas cards or presents? Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
An illustration of pens, pencils and paint tubes with the text “Every small purchase makes a big difference. Shop independent and support small creative businesses this Christmas”
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage. www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
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Covid inquiry live: ‘Inexcusable’ delays under Johnson led to 23,000 deaths
Lockdowns may have been avoided if Boris Johnson’s government had acted faster, damning report finds
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Reform UK, vote Nigel Farage if you think The Minimum Wage is too high. The richest 4% earning £100,000+ pay too much tax. The State Pension needs to be means tested. We should get rid of the NHS. The retirement age is too low. If you hate yourself, vote Farage.
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Greymane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greymane54.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
End the monarchy!
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Edzard Ernst @edzard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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KitKat 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇦🇺🇪🇺🇨🇦🇺🇦 @uk501.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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