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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦

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Trump's USA probably won't let me in. And I'm OK with that. I work in aviation.

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Emily Dumortier @emilydumortier.bsky.social · 1h
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 23h
Not quite on topic but even here in the UK I have a bottle of Canadian wine on my shelf.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For me it's got to be Find the River. This might be an unpopular choice but it's mine.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Too many hasty orisons (IYKYK)
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What they tell you in Genoa about St George’s Cross.
The true story of the english's flag
In 1190, king Richard and the Court of London requested and obtained authorization to fly the flag of Republic of Genoa on their ships sailing in the mediterranean and Black seas.
In that periodthe English ships were prey to pirates and bandits, fling the Genoeses flag these episodes passed.
Forthis authorisation they undertook to pay an annual tribute to the Republic of Genoa.
Since that moment England has been represented throughout the worlo by the flag of Sansiorgio, the flag of
干
Republica of Genoa
Supertor non recognoscens
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Нали в България сезоните се различават по-ясно отколкото в Англия. Между другото, надяваме се, че ще има сняг по времето на следващото ни посещение в България. /декември месец/
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really need a job, if anybody knows of somewhere looking to hire a good writer with connections in scientific academia and a few random folks in government please lemme know
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
След като се пенсионирам, ще имам котенце. Може и две.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cook mistakes explosive fuse for pasta.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Много давно имах iPhone 4. "Случайно" изпраних го 🤣 Оттогава никога не съм имал iPhone.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
След като се пенсионирам, ще имам котенце. Може и две.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😂
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Честит празник на съединението 🇧🇬
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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover filming shows Nigel Farage celebrating illegal foreign donations Footage shows a plan to break electoral law by funnelling money from a US ‘businessman’ through a UK donor The donations funded a series of widely reported polls secretly commissioned by Reform
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know this film but I just can't think of the name right now.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Matter of Life And Death. An utterly brilliant film.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Two British soldiers take up senior management positions in South Asia.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Anyway I'm going to bed. RIP Dolly. Goodnight everyone.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Blimey.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's sad news indeed Kitty. Regrettably I expect a certain subhuman American to make a disparaging comment about her veru soon. The rest of us will remember her goodness and talent with fondness.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have read this and it is glorious.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Тъкмо забелязах това съобщение. Честито! Да те радва детето!
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"GO HOME TO YOUR RICH MATES FARAGE"
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Alas. I worked for them a long time ago (before piratisation) and I was a member of the defined-benefit pension scheme. I have a personal interest in this matter.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Do you want to hazard a guess at what this “jaw-dropping” list of freebies included? What luxuries asylum seekers might be being given “for free” in Thetford? Xboxes? Plasma TVs? iPhones? Ferraris? Let's take a look👀 🧵 1/22
Express headline: The jaw-dropping list of everything asylum seekers in Thetford were 'given for free'.
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Greymane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greymane54.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
youtube.com/shorts/K8sdy...
youtube.com
I love this man
YouTube video by Adam Brichto
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Many Americans still believe that Europe is unsafe and the US is the greatest country, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. #DonaldTrump #FakeNews #Maga #Republicans #FarRight #AfD
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Carl Bovis @carlbovisnature.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hi everyone. My sales have been woeful this month. 😔 Can I ask a favour please, can you visit my shop & browse. 🙏 No need to buy anything.. I'm putting this request on all my socials to see where the visits mostly come from. ❤️ Here's my shop; www.carlbovis.com/shop-3 🐦
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Welcome to the club!
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Daily Mail poll going hilariously south for Nigel Farage.. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
Who would you vote for in the
Clacton by-election?


Nigel Farage


17%
1546 votes


Count Binface


72%
6391 votes


It's all a waste of time and
money


1 1%
941
votes


8878 votes. 72% of others agreed with you.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Enough with the wooden jokes
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I've never done anything like that. I'm a good boy, I am.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Stick that up your arse Donnie.
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Helen #FBPE #NHS #ClimateCrisis 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈💙 @heib20.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A plea worth listening to!🤔
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bacon please, with a bit of brown sauce.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Clearly he doesnt have a cat because he just wants unquestioning adulation. Therefore a dog, if anything.
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I would but I shaved it all off
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@siana-georgi.bsky.social Лютите ми чушки от истински български семки
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The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 @oftenmiserable.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Brexshitters hate education because, let's be frank, a lot of them don't have much so they don't want anyone else to have any. Fascists hate education because it fosters (or should foster) critical thinking and examination of the difference between fact and outlandish claims.
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SeaYou #FBPE 🇪🇺 @seayou.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
yes, but Biden … #maga
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No To Racism @notoracism.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
France is mandating solar panels on every large commercial car park in the country — turning millions of square metres of idle asphalt into one of Europe's most productive clean energy assets. I have been mentioning this for months - they are shooting up on all the supermarket car parks.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mamdani for President 💥
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