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Here. Mostly over at wandering.shop. I'd love to follow you from the Fediverse, so if you don't mind, please follow @ap.brid.gy Bridged profile here: bsky.app/profile/offby1.wandering.s…

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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 9h
Cops are pretty great #acab
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 16h
Can confirm. I still sing along to this when it comes up on my shuffled playlist, and my partner, who is not terminally online and never has been, always gives me a long-suffering look.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 18h
I wanted to write something wise about the evolution of our understanding of consent and sexual violence but nothing I could put to words does it better than this comic: pizzacakecomic.com/post/83002240277…
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 20h
Getting old *blows*
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 09/10/2026
Same as it ever was.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lynne M. Thomas 🏳️‍🌈🚀🦄 📜 @lynnemthomas.com · 09/10/2026
This is also a reminder that several SFF mags *with* author-and-artist-friendly contracts are Kickstarting RIGHT NOW and backing/supporting THEM is a great way to show MRM that they will lose this argument.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The same company that doesn't pay artists seems to always find the money to pay this jackass. If you're still using Spotify... why? Pretty much every alternative is better in every way.
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Joe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify Deal
Spotify and Joe Rogan have entered into a new multiyear licensing agreement, continuing a relationship that began in 2020 for his hugely popular podcast.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/10/2026
Thread. And yes, if we're going to bat back this nonsense then we have to all have each others' backs and say this is unacceptable.
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John Picacio @johnpicacio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🧵 Attention, Fellow SFF Artists and Authors -- here is my response to Must Read Magazines, after they presented an Asimov's art contract expecting me to waive all Moral Rights and Copyright to my art. And, I would strongly advise the following to my fellow pros…. 1/
John Picacio’s response to Must Read Magazine’s request for his waiver of all Moral Rights and Copyright of his commissioned art for an ASIMOV’S assignment. Short version — Picacio says a resounding NOPE.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
RIP Margaret Hamilton news.mit.edu/2026/margaret-hamilton…
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
This article from The Cut is free for a limited time and I recommend a read while you can: www.thecut.com/article/trump-title-… It’s about the #Cornell7 case, but also about the larger issue of Title IX enforcement and the way that everyone from the Obama […]
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 05/10/2026
Can confirm, did recoil.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 05/10/2026
“I don’t merely want my son to learn how not to rape someone. I was hoping we could aim a little higher.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
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An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student
“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged...
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 03/10/2026
It was genuinely delightful to meet you and rant about the world on the bus with you.
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 03/10/2026
If only there weren't a 20 minute walk between those two points for me.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/09/2026
At the Antimatter Factory at CERN there are vacuum cleaners in cages. Those cages are there because when you vacuum the experiment hall, you might pick up some radioactive material, and so the vacuum has to be in a time out until enough half-lives of the contaminant have elapsed.
A bright yellow cage marked RADIATION with vacuum cleaners inside it
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 30/09/2026
If it helps, I found him in PHL and made sure that only normal shenanigans occurred.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is rape culture too
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
wisn.com
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 28/09/2026
I can't say that the food at Chambar blew me a way, but the drinks were quite good.
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 28/09/2026
My address is....
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 27/09/2026
Goddamn, that's gross.
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 26/09/2026
That sounds like an excuse to drive around all day and check out vibes.
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From twitter bad_pote
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 23/09/2026
If it helps you moderate your consumption, the lines are obscene and the biscuits are just "pretty good" Go a few blocks left and eat at the Crumpet Shop. Healthier AND tastier.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
It got a bit messy at #riotfest2026 No alt text... It's all just a muddy festival ground
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 21/09/2026
I've done this move, mate. It's rough, weird, and ultimately rewarding (although I wasn't moving FROM anywhere notable) Onward to the next thing!
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 21/09/2026
Even by the time Patti Smith played...
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 21/09/2026
Back when there was still grass out there!
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Lexi Chomps @lexichomps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#Tool #RiotFest
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 21/09/2026
Hey, I'm in one of these pictures!
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 20/09/2026
Much like the mainstream press, there is a subset of marginalized people who seem to lack Object Permanence
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/09/2026
"I only thought the leopards would eat the face of trans women" The leopards have already said they want to eat your bodily autonomy! With you standing right there! PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YESTERDAY HAPPENED.
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 19/09/2026
I'm pretty sure they get liveried in Everett, or so I had been told.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The point isn't "people can't be harmed by LLMs." It's, "the harm it does was explicitly chosen by other people, who can and should be held accountable."
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
"The problem with sports gambling is not that it gives antisocial losers an excuse to harass athletes, but that it constantly creates new antisocial losers" Say it louder for the sports leagues in the back defector.com/theres-always-more-ang…
defector.com
There's Always More Angry Problem Gamblers Where Those Came From | Defector
This week, five sports leagues (MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLS) and their associated players’ unions sent letters to gambling regulators in 35 states requesting that something be done to curtail the increasing amount of harassment athletes are facing from angry gamblers. Their proposal: Give teams and players a way to report harassing behavior directly…
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 16/09/2026
I was today years old when I learned the basis for this joke.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 16/09/2026
I issued a sensible chuckle
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Chris is elsewhere. @offby1.net · 15/09/2026
Affordable
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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 14/09/2026
Drop your word in the comments below ⬇️
Blue box that says, “What is one word to describe the Seattle you want to see in 20 years?”
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Sheeran’s silence is the real story and, despite his apparent insistence, it is not the absence of a political position: it is the delivery mechanism for someone else’s…billionaire Robert Kraft’s." zeteo.com/p/ed-sheeran...
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Ed Sheeran Isn’t Staying Out of Politics – He Is Letting a Pro-Israel Billionaire Choose His Politics for Him
Removing Macklemore from his tour for saying, ‘Free Palestine,’ is taking a side, whether Sheeran wants to admit it or not.
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