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I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way. #nobot I don't need your money, but I love the idea of […] 🌉 bridged from wandering.shop/@offby1 on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy

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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 19h
Somewhat expectedly having a very good conversation with my son about the Cornell 7
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 21h
Hoping to steer some donations towards @ThePSF and @django
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
8 days until EV day!
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Am I putting off going to the airport because PWL does not have a lounge I can get into for free? Yes, I am.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
A second #Monktoberfest in the bag (other than maybe happy hour beers tonight). All of the delightful people, food, talks, and people.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
It says something about #Monktoberfest that my terminally-online and distracted self can do the entire day with just pen and paper and no distracted internetting.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Getting my morning COVID test done for day 1 of #Monktoberfest
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RE: hostux.social/@zmef42/1172647083945… It does make me wonder if the entire concept of a “muse” is just this.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
One term I think I carry over from a long stretch at Amazon as a developer is the concept of a dependency “closure”; I don’t see a lot of cases of dependency discussions in OSS at least that directly reference the graph theoretical nature of the problem, and even fewer in my current employer’s […]
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
What the fuck is Spotlight smoking? I feel pretty confident that I have a Downloads folder, macOS…
A macOS Spotlight search window. The “Folders” search type is selected and the search text is the word “downloads”

“No Results” is the result
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Goddamn, github.com/pypa/hatch/issues/304 is a sad artifact to read
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Supporting non-root VCS ignore · Issue #304 · pypa/hatch
.gitignore files don't have to live at the root of the working directory: Patterns read from a .gitignore file in the same directory as the path, or in any parent directory (up to the top-level of ...
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
I was today years old when I learned that I can turn off the “feature” of Signal where it notifies me of a reaction to my messages with the same exact uninformative notification as when someone replies.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
I’m enjoying how bumpy this flight is.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
“oh no if we ruin these young rapists' lives then pretty soon there won't be any old rapists to run our government” Too. fuckin. true.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
I gotta say, if I had paid for in-flight internet instead of getting it “complimentary” from a loyalty program or my phone company, I’d be enraged by the quality of the product I paid for. I’ve never seen so many connection drops and failures as I do when working inflight. (And, yes, I realize […]
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
☕️👉🏻🚘🤘🏻✈️...✈️... #Monktoberfest
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Happy Expression (A very happy husky named prince, credits:  happydoggo)
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Sad Expression (the very sad cat meme, credits: guangdang005)
vs
Regular Expression (code snippet of regular expressions used in the Perl module Mail::RFC822::Address)
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: hachyderm.io/@ekuber/11734373621015… This is all the way up from "minor annoyance" to "infuriating" for me.
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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine if the guy from the Detachable Penis song had ADHD he'd be constantly forgetting his dick everywhere
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
So far, Control:Resonant is WAY different from Control itself, and has a frankly wild difficulty curve for the first boss fight — more of a wall than even a hockey stick — but I’m willing to give it a bit more time to breathe and for me to get used to the new style. More jarring is what feels […]
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Looking at the weather news out East… it looks like I got out just in time. Hope everyone’s okay.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
RE: sciences.social/@alfiekohn/11733385… Surely this.
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Hynek Schlawack @hynek.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
my best explanation why seemingly all young people smoke now is that they’ve never been to a restaurant full of smokers or a train car or an airplane or a bar. Never have all their clothes smell like shit after a night out. That makes it seem more like a cute counter-culture rebellion. And of […]
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Managing Barista and Janitor @proprietor.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Patrons, be advised that the wandering.shop DNS servers are having upstream issues. Nothing we can do anything about, but it'll make the shop hard to reach sporadically. It'll be a bit like the shop is slipping off into the back alleys for a bit, foraging for scraps and strays.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
@indirect Thanks a bunch for andre.arko.net/2026/09/16/beyond-jj… — I have a question, though: where are you getting `jj git-hooks-run-pre-push` from? I can’t find a 1:1 instance of that, but boy howdy would I love to have one.
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Beyond jj: config & tools ecosystem
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
My other "flight complaint" of course is about my fellow passengers; the dude beside me has a "Punisher / Texas Flag" backpack, which demonstrates the political acumen of a fucking turnip.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Okay, how the FUCK do I "move" from Canada to the USA in Ebay's system?
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Today in first world problems: I was upgraded to first class on my flight to Boston from Chicago, but apparently there's no meal service. I shall arrive hungry. Oh horrors.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
I'm finding a weird pattern where I've been ... well, probably blocked by people with whom I've never interacted.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
After some thought I've decided that Stinkfist is the perfect festival concert opening song.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
On the train after #riotfest2026
The poster's entirely mud covered shoes. To his left, another pair of mud caked boots. 

A row of three pairs of feet are opposite. All of them are completely caked in mud as well.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
It got a bit messy at #riotfest2026 No alt text... It's all just a muddy festival ground
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Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
💔 FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ice-agents-no…
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Cue another interminable entry in the annals of right-wingers complaining they can’t get dates, though this time there’s a twist! The FBI issued a warning in February of this year that “as of late January 2026, a small group of women allegedly were creating fictitious online dating profiles with the purpose of attracting and then doxxing law enforcement participating in immigration enforcement,” according to documents obtained by Property of the People and shared with The Guardian. The memo implied that ICE officers should be wary of any woman that knows they’re an ICE agent, especially if they go out of their way to seem cool with ICE agents or identify themselves as tradwives. (Those are conservative women who dress like the women in _The Sound of Music_ , but without the opposition to the Anschluss. They’re rare enough in reality that the going rate for a professional matchmaker to find one is reportedly $25k). “These profiles were incorporating imagery of a ‘traditional wife’ aesthetic and listing specific interests in an attempt to appeal to … individuals in law enforcement,” the FBI wrote. “The objective was to lure affiliated law enforcement personnel into an online or in-person interaction under the guise of a date, after which the individuals would be publicly exposed and doxed online.” “The tactic is intended to generate public embarrassment and deter immigration enforcement activity,” the FBI added. It did not provide any specifics on where or when it observed the supposed doxxing operation, and conceded all information in the memo was “not finally evaluated intelligence.” The origin of the warning may well be a thinly sourced January 2026 post by the New York Post, which cited two TikTok posts from women stating they were using dating apps to identify ICE agents, as well as a single post by another female user urging gay men on Grindr to do the same. That post itself was inspired by another post from LibsOfTikTok, a homophobic and racist account that is ultra-popular with conservatives. The FBI wrote in the memo its information came from a “collaborative source.” At the time, Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin claimed that identifying a federal officer via their dating app profiles is “a felony.” (It is not. The Constitution protects publishing the names of federal officers or information about how they conduct their official duties, and ICE has failed to make good on some of its threats to prosecute doxxers before. Just don’t escalate to releasing private information, encouraging third-party harassment, or physical stalking.) In a statement to The Guardian, the FBI wrote it “regularly shares information” with other agencies and aims to ensure police are “safe from threats or violence while performing their duties.” Former FBI agent Mike German mocked the warning, telling the paper, “The rightwing echo chamber creates threats and the government’s intelligence apparatus just repeats those threats without any context… They must have run out of other threats.” It should surprise no one to learn that dating apps are much riskier for undocumented immigrants than a random ICE officer. An internal ICE memo from 2012 obtained by the Brennan Center for Justice claims to forbid agents from using fake online identities to communicate with suspects, but times have changed. The agency has shown virtually no restraint under Trump and escalated its usage of ruses. The League of United Latin American Citizens has called attention to rumors that ICE agents use dating apps to locate individuals they suspect of immigration violation, citing rumors that the agency offers financial incentives for agents with higher arrest rates. (FactCheck.org reported that DHS denies this, although ICE does offer local police who join immigration task forces performance-based bonuses, and the agency is allegedly facing ever-increasing quotas.) What’s likely more of a risk for undocumented individuals is face recognition and commercial ad data. ICE officers can feed a photo of anyone into a facial recognition app called “Mobile Fortify,” monitor social media with apps like SocialNet, and look at vast troves of commercially available location data without a warrant. One surveillance app that includes ICE on its client list is Penlink’s Webloc, a tool which can pull advertising geolocation data for entire neighborhoods and search through photos to locate individuals with face recognition. Penlink explicitly advertises one of its data sources as Tinder. In May, Politico reported that ICE published a request for information (indicating interest in a vendor) to expand use of “commercial Big Data and Ad Tech providers” in investigations.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I don't know what the fuck it is with people, but the person beside me on this plane is coughing and sniffling... wanna take a guess if she's masked?
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I've done some clanker-based tinkering with my homelab lately, and it's been really successful, but there is something satisfying about making sure those brain muscles still work as well as I think they do. Which means, somehow, I just "enjoyed" writing Ansible roles. It's a weird world […]
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
"The problem with sports gambling is not that it gives antisocial losers an excuse to harass athletes, but that it constantly creates new antisocial losers" Say it louder for the sports leagues in the back defector.com/theres-always-more-ang…
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There's Always More Angry Problem Gamblers Where Those Came From | Defector
This week, five sports leagues (MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLS) and their associated players’ unions sent letters to gambling regulators in 35 states requesting that something be done to curtail the increasing amount of harassment athletes are facing from angry gamblers. Their proposal: Give teams and players a way to report harassing behavior directly…
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
If tomorrow someone proved that being gay (or being straight) is a choice and that someone can simply choose not to be ... I would still support every single person, straight, gay, bi (hi!) or otherwise, to be who they chose to be. You don't have to be born that way to be valid.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Age verification for access to any service serves no practical purpose other than to nearly guarantee catastrophic breaches of privacy. this.weekinsecurity.com/a-breach-of…
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A breach of over 150 million U.S. and Canadian driver's license photos is an anonymity disaster
The breach links the names and photos of millions of people across North America. One expert said this is likely the largest database of facial images ever breached.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
RE: lsbt.me/@christin/117284603787710006 An alternative is not to have open signups and grow slowly. It's not for everyone but it's serving us well.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I saw A Chorus Line with Helen tonight; that's an impressive piece of ensemble theatre.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
I like this Mongolian metal video where a shifty young man in a hoodie gets Summoned before the Ancestor Warriors so they can chant aggressively at him that a Real Man is polite, honest, gentle, kind and generous (and good at stabbing dudes when the situation calls for it) (the English lyrics […]
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
TIL that my definition of "Breaking API change" is only one of many, including "deprecating it with an unannounced 2 year timeline until it actually changes".
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@gedeonm/1172763948… My "I am not complicit" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my t-shirt
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@mastodon_releases/… Lest any of the shop's patrons panic, this is already in place.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
I'm selling something on eBay right now and I got a dm that just contained the "word" `bh` I have no earthly clue what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
I love how using a unique email address for linkedin is a nearly perfect email spam filter.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
RE: mastodon.art/@MichaelWhelan/1172695… Most of Michael's art I merely love but could never imagine spending the money to buy. This piece, though, if it came available, I would. I know it'd cost as much as a nice car. Worth it.
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
This would make me so happy. www.reuters.com/world/americas/carn…
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
On the steady erosion of civil liberties and the Worst Case Scenario, after 9/11: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/10/opinion/… tl;dr, we civil libertarian sorts were right.
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