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Dylan Black Lanterns

@ofblacklanterns.bsky.social
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King Cannibal / House of Black Lanterns. DJ Mag award nominated artist, music maker, mixer, recovering addict and mental health advocate

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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 3h
Also your much frustrated boy been signed off for another month on work related stress.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 3h
I don't usually rant like this, so apologies for the thread
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 3h
I remember when I thought that the effects of Lockdown would need to be studied in years to come, but I didn't realise it would be studied as being the start of something even worse. And just like any cult, it's just about power and money yet this time made acceptable through late stage capitalism.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 3h
There maybe no traditional cult leader, there are many bad faith actors willing to exploit this (Brand, Reform, any man who looks like he should be called Gary, but uses a name similar to Tommy or Tommy) but there are millions of people who need actual deprogramming.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 3h
Equally the family members feel the same impact of alienation, isolation and severed from reality. I posted something recently about the spate of these fallen soldiers Ai videos and quite a few people got in touch about family members and how these or similar things babe fueled psychosis
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 3h
Or about 'boat people' using ai fact sheets or dank memes about Labour leaders, or shit posting in any comedy news Facebook group about how Linehan just "protecting women and children'. Whilst it's a useful tool to help the right wing agenda, it's decentralised the concept of a cult leader
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 3h
2026 is really proving that cult leaders and dictators no longer need to exist in the conventional sense. What was bad with lockdown, and cultivated by Q anon is now hitting that one family member everyone has, posting ai videos of white children of fallen soldiers, asking them to like and follow
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it's on YouTube, or at least was at one point. Just goes to show the vulnerable people they were exploiting for cheap lols
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I first heard of those via an interview with one of the League of Gentlemen where they discussed it and the references and quotes used in their show. A truly uncomfortable watch.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She was on X Factor at one point.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hastert, Archer, Bakker.. It's finally, bad guy death winter. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
US televangelist Jim Bakker, disgraced from sex scandal and fraud, dies at 86
Jim Bakker co-founded The PTL Club with his then-wife Tammy Faye before being jailed for fraud and conspiracy.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hastert, Archer, Bakker.. It's finally, bad guy death winter. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
US televangelist Jim Bakker, disgraced from sex scandal and fraud, dies at 86
Jim Bakker co-founded The PTL Club with his then-wife Tammy Faye before being jailed for fraud and conspiracy.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thats right! And the head of the residents association has a heart attack just after a meeting due to the stress and pressure created by people's living situation
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That sounds about right. I found it on YouTube and it's BLEAK
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I recently watched an old documentary series about a housing estate in Hackney that featured Overlord X as one of the tenants
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was either that or me thinking that one day I would enter the front room of my Nan's house and The Elephant Man would be there dressed for theatre and would turn to me and ask "how do I look?". Seemed a bit niche though.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got myself a new bird. This one be dead though
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It needed to be said, but equally this is the only conversation anyone is ever going to have with Polanski now, and all that is talked about for the by-election.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kinda telling how many 'suggested posts' I woke up to today saying some bullshit about the green party saying all Jewish people are racist. And it's now echoed across the rest of the media. Very much not what the policy actually says, and still so few people actually focussing on Palestinians.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Superman III: Superman Transforms into Robot
ALT: Superman III: Superman Transforms into Robot
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just been made aware that Michael Flatley's appalling vanity project film 'Blackbird' is available in full on YouTube for everyone's viewing 'pleasure'. There's a laugh within the first 5 seconds when his production company logo arrives on screen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc_o...
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn right.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see she has also posted a video about the Covid jab containing ai which they are injecting in to your bloodstream (a=1 and i =9). Glad to know they are still at the grindstone coming up with COVID conspiracies
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not my second cousin posting about 'illegal immigrants' and housing... Whilst she lives in Spain, hasn't informed the local authority and comes back every once in a while to maintain her benefits, all whilst keeping an empty council property for when she visits. Fuck that.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger looks so much like it wants to be Dr Strangelove, but feels more like it's going to be Britannia Hospital
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh I enjoyed that Vast Of Night!
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
World Of Pub.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Considering him rapping a lot about underage girls, this is the next logical step in the flowchart. I can't help but think him selling stash boxed designed it look like bibles undercuts the messages somewhat. bluntmag.com.au/music/kid-ro...
bluntmag.com.au
Kid Rock Announces Christian Album ‘Halfway 2 Jesus’ Featuring Eminem
Kid Rock has announced faith-based album Halfway 2 Jesus, featuring Eminem on “7 Sins” and new single “James 1:17 (Jesus Is King)”.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah, it's all relative dude, excellent work. ♥️
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great shout!
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess this means a potential Resident Evil 2027 nom!
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah I can definitely understand that approach and it makes sense. I definitely see it as a dark comedy myself. I wish there were some just straight up comedies that even come to mind as better nominations. All I've got is Coyote Vs Acme.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean Poor Things and One Battle After Another both previously one for comedy. I guess they choose to take that road so they don't have things like the latest Fockers film or straight to Amazon landfill, to choose from.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People just be looking for any excuse to use ai in my local Facebook group. Yes, a show is back on TV...
Prat uses AI in local Facebook group to tell people Traitors is on telly tonight
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30 October 1st
Jeremy Beadle.Little Jeremy Beadle the marionette.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and BBC just leading with the triple lock as a headline is predictably depressing.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey, I'm no huge fan of buying into speeches as a sign of what change someone will actually make, but seeing people say that they don't care about him talking about his dad, when there are so many problems going on now, just shows that they only watched a 15 second reel, as that kinda was THE POINT
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't know that, thanks!
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's 2026 and yet we still don't have The Imam of Dibley.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life is hell right but now at least we don't have to deal with TED Talks anymore.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Catching up on The Inventor: Out For Blood, about Elizabeth Holmes and I knew I had seen her somewhere before...
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm keeping my eyes open for it, but no sign yet. However I did see there was a showing of From Beyond, which will do nicely
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my all time favourites
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our tired guy
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, it's the Meldrew '4291' every time
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to sound too tin foil hat on this, but, especially as he filmed this himself, I think he is trying to create a narrative of the police being out to get him (valid or not) to position himself like his mate, so he can urge people to support and rinse the donations. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to sound too tin foil hat on this, but, especially as he filmed this himself, I think he is trying to create a narrative of the police being out to get him (valid or not) to position himself like his mate, so he can urge people to support and rinse the donations. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026
Welp futurism.com/advanced-tra...
futurism.com
Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances
An important trial in California kicked off with Tesla's lawyers arguing that the n-word is a term of "respect and endearment."
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somehow the rest of the article is even more shocking than the headline.
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Dylan Black Lanterns @ofblacklanterns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ironically this anniversary is damped significantly due to tritation for medication which is having the same effects of my drug of choice and it's been an incredibly rough ride the last few weeks However it does just bring home every negative sensation and physical feeling I worked so hard to escape
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