Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AI people are really spectacularly stupid and it never fails 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026YouTube is not a good product. I can’t block a channel from appearing in search and recommendations? I simply DO NOT WANT TO WATCH LOCKSTIN. Let me live in peace. 110
Reposted by Machine ElvisAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026it didn't even occur to me that the government might try to execute someone a second time if they torture the person but fail to kill them during a first botched attempt. truly grotesque and a moral stain upon all involved. 617116322028
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thinking about how ableist Kentucky’s high school marching band competitions were. They score you on how well you can march without your head moving up and down at all. Not everyone has the joints for that shit 021
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lmao, it’s only a “breach,” when it does something scary but mostly legal. When it actually does something truly bad it’s just behaving unexpectedly. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Conservatives love AI so much because they, like it, are not human. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stop asking the LLMs that were trained on Reddit for medical advice. Reddit is a cesspool of people blaming treatments for completely unrelated issues and bot spam from unregulated and untested “alternative” treatments trying desperately to sell their garbage to vulnerable people. 120
Reposted by Machine ElvisHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anyone trying to co-opt bisexuality as the terfy alternative to pansexuality is an asshole and wrong. Remember that some of our foundational queer, bisexual lionesses were Black trans women. 519739
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As ever, it’s really annoying how funny this is. It’s hilarious that they’re afraid of furries. It’s hilarious that they’re afraid of queers (and currently that’s aimed squarely at trans people). It’s hilarious that someone can be so dull. But they have power. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of the twins in this is describing every person of color (including Africans) as being African American and it’s killing me. At one point they mute her audio because I assume she said something heinous about Papuans. youtu.be/9Zk4d9pLQS4?...youtu.beAmericans Try To Label World MapYouTube video by BradyYourTutor 010
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Here’s hoping that his grotesque facial bloat is a symptom of something nasty 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When you think “why doesn’t someone just <insert solution here,” know that everyone else is thinking it too but cannot say it because we’re living under fascism. 010
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think the FDA should explode Paltrow with a missile 010
Reposted by Machine ElvisPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 21/09/2026ICE shot a DoorDash delivery guy.statesman.comAttorney: Austin man shot by ICE agent was making DoorDash deliveryA Venezuelan man shot by an ICE agent in Austin was making a DoorDash delivery, his attorney said. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, 28, was later released from the hospital into ICE custody. 25476663459
Reposted by Machine ElvisGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A vacuous, ridiculous woman with no real analysis of the world and nothing to offer beyond a relentless commitment to her own hollow and ravenous ego. 9109440
Reposted by Machine ElvisPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is an instructive situation - if you hadn’t clocked taylor lorenz as a grifter and a hack long ago, you need to hone your moron radar 382262212
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I really think more countries should ban our President 010
Reposted by Machine Elvisplease be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hahahaha oh my god 0112
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You should apologize for being a dumb bitch not because you didn’t make it a blog post. 020
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He’s going to destroy it just like he destroyed Iran 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shoutout to the kid in my sixth grade class who asked our 70 year old teacher if size matters during the public-school-approved sex talk. 110
Reposted by Machine ElvisChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is never true; it’s ultimately just a homophobic joke. (And it’s tired and worn out even if it is a joke.) Stop making it. 211261229
Reposted by Machine ElvisHouse Judiciary Dems @democrats-judiciary.house.gov · 08/09/2026Pierre Damas Bel came to America from Haiti, graduated with honors, served in JROTC, and started college with dreams of becoming a doctor, a dream that Donald Trump’s policies crushed. The Administration stripped Pierre of his legal status and treated him like a criminal. [cont...]nytimes.comHaitian Student, Despondent Over Ankle Monitor, Dies in Apparent SuicideThe 20-year-old was fitted with a tracking device under a Trump administrative initiative targeting Haitians in Springfield, Ohio. 38529
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think we should let the Nazis try to rescue their own 010
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love it when non-disabled people write about disabled people needing to fight to get accommodations that - in a better and less ableist-leaning world - should be available to everyone all the time. Oh, you decided open offices are cheaper? Dang, wonder who suffers for that the most… 020
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love how the “future,” is just things we already have but worse for no benefit at all 093
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It is, in fact, completely fine to imprison your former leaders for doing crimes. No reason that shouldn’t apply to Trump. Don’t let Kentucky be better than the country, that’d be so embarassing (as a Kentuckian). 020
Reposted by Machine ElvisAmelia Carhartt @theschwall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026*sigh* so RFK Jr. is pushing a meat and coleslaw diet on everyone in the administration based on a book by a dietician who is a never wipe your own ass guy and Rubio has gone on the record saying that he doesn't follow the diet because he enjoys pop tarts too much 3959352
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“There’s no way our fucking stupid customers would ever believe the lies we tell them, right?” 021
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 03/09/202699% of the time I want to reply to a post that doesn’t allow me to I just want to say “fuck yeah, you’re killing it.” This is what the trolls took from us 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I love living under a government that refuses to invest in non-oil energy while doing their best to ensure that oil is extremely hard to get and everyone who can produce it hates us more than they like our money. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It would be cool if the president would stop provoking other countries into reasonably attacking us because he threatened to destroy their entire populace because he just wants to make brown people suffer. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I kept wondering why we were using this title for him - Former Kanye West aide - because surely there’s a more important credential to highlight here, but no. He has so few jobs to his name, this is somehow the most relevant. 030
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Trying for an amendment after two Trump admins that don’t care about any part of the constitution is very funny and I’m sure most democrats will immediately abide by it. 010
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“We have more pressing problems than Trump,” Trump generates international problems. Conservatism is an amplifier for decades of American failure. Trying to fix problems that he can recreate at a moments notice is stupid until he has been Handled. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Is it rude to ask for someone to “react,” to GTA VI who historically hasn’t enjoyed the games in a way that makes them look like a horrible person? 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Gonna start a piercing shop and call it The Hole Store. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Being healthy isn’t enough to make me want to work any longer. In fact, there’s a very slim chance that I’ll get to choose my retirement year. That’ll likely be determined by a layoff, assuming we don’t fix the actual problem - weak shitty labor protections - by then. 131
Reposted by Machine ElvisAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/08/2026DHS just posted this mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos 5603980532
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There have only been two Republican presidents in my lifetime, and both of them sucked shit the entire time and undid decades of progress and trashed the economy. A country that learns would be so cool. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The reaper’s Q4 performance review is going to be so bad 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think I lost followers over this which is way funnier than the stupid post was 030
Reposted by Machine ElvisAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I... was not ready for that paragraph 25484145
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026BREAKING: I am honored to accept the role of James Bond. I have big shoes to fill, but I’m confident I can beat up Judi Dench just as well as Daniel Craig if not better. 051
Reposted by Machine ElvisMitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I take Lexapro. I have taken Lexapro for over two decades. The times that I have discontinued taking Lexapro have ended very badly for me. RFKJ is trying to kill millions of Americans like me. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...nytimes.comKennedy Starts a Push to Help Americans Quit Antidepressants 65868211780
