Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 6hIt isn’t, and the vast majority only work long enough for a hypey YouTube video. 010
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 7hI think you overestimate your understanding of the topic 050
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 18hOkay VFX nerds, what’s your favorite render farm for Houdini + Redshift projects? #redshift #houdini #vfx #rendering 010
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 18hJust learned that my favorite early 2000’s renderer (Brazil R/S) was built by Blur, and its original team spawned some of the dev team behind my current favorite renderer, Redshift. The chokehold Blur had on me creatively is hard to overstate. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 20hI guess it could be better, yeah. I just think that Oz is more easily bought, and that scares me more. 100
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Do you think Oz would actually be doing a better job? 220
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AI people are really spectacularly stupid and it never fails 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026YouTube is not a good product. I can’t block a channel from appearing in search and recommendations? I simply DO NOT WANT TO WATCH LOCKSTIN. Let me live in peace. 110
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I look forward to the day that John Yoo’s inhumane tools get turned on him 010
Reposted by Machine ElvisAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026it didn't even occur to me that the government might try to execute someone a second time if they torture the person but fail to kill them during a first botched attempt. truly grotesque and a moral stain upon all involved. 618116502032
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thinking about how ableist Kentucky’s high school marching band competitions were. They score you on how well you can march without your head moving up and down at all. Not everyone has the joints for that shit 021
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I were Bethesda I would also be embarrassed of being outshined that much by another studio 190
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lmao, it’s only a “breach,” when it does something scary but mostly legal. When it actually does something truly bad it’s just behaving unexpectedly. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Conservatives love AI so much because they, like it, are not human. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The real solution is that they should mind their fucking business and fix their hearts. 020
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I want to say “imagine what might happen if they focused this energy on something useful,” but I know that they’d probably fuck that up and actually make it harder to make progress on things that might have a real positive effect. 120
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Need advice on a niche craft or something? Reddit probably has you covered. But the cool thing is that you can just search Reddit! You don’t need to use an LLM to access that knowledge! 020
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stop asking the LLMs that were trained on Reddit for medical advice. Reddit is a cesspool of people blaming treatments for completely unrelated issues and bot spam from unregulated and untested “alternative” treatments trying desperately to sell their garbage to vulnerable people. 120
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gawd, the fucking gastown boosters at my last job. I want to go back to a software engineering community where the hype follows things that actually work, not just whichever engineer’s shitty experiments sound the least efficient. 000
Reposted by Machine ElvisHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anyone trying to co-opt bisexuality as the terfy alternative to pansexuality is an asshole and wrong. Remember that some of our foundational queer, bisexual lionesses were Black trans women. 519739
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As ever, it’s really annoying how funny this is. It’s hilarious that they’re afraid of furries. It’s hilarious that they’re afraid of queers (and currently that’s aimed squarely at trans people). It’s hilarious that someone can be so dull. But they have power. 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nah you rule, I'm always glad to see you on my timeline 020
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It should be legal to shoot someone trying to sink your boat like this. 170
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of the twins in this is describing every person of color (including Africans) as being African American and it’s killing me. At one point they mute her audio because I assume she said something heinous about Papuans. youtu.be/9Zk4d9pLQS4?...youtu.beAmericans Try To Label World MapYouTube video by BradyYourTutor 010
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Here’s hoping that his grotesque facial bloat is a symptom of something nasty 000
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When you think “why doesn’t someone just <insert solution here,” know that everyone else is thinking it too but cannot say it because we’re living under fascism. 010
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think the FDA should explode Paltrow with a missile 010
Reposted by Machine ElvisPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 21/09/2026ICE shot a DoorDash delivery guy.statesman.comAttorney: Austin man shot by ICE agent was making DoorDash deliveryA Venezuelan man shot by an ICE agent in Austin was making a DoorDash delivery, his attorney said. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, 28, was later released from the hospital into ICE custody. 25376663460
Reposted by Machine ElvisGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A vacuous, ridiculous woman with no real analysis of the world and nothing to offer beyond a relentless commitment to her own hollow and ravenous ego. 9109340
Reposted by Machine ElvisPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is an instructive situation - if you hadn’t clocked taylor lorenz as a grifter and a hack long ago, you need to hone your moron radar 382260212
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I really think more countries should ban our President 010
Reposted by Machine Elvisplease be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hahahaha oh my god 0112
Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You should apologize for being a dumb bitch not because you didn’t make it a blog post. 020
