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Machine Elvis

@oatswizard.bsky.social
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FKA Oats Wizard, Dr. of Skeetology

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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Insomniac giving us more Hairy Dude representation where the hair isn’t played for laughs or meant to be gross is very cool. This, too, is body positivity.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If he thinks he can decide who is and isn’t an artist, it’s fair to remind him that he’s just a prompt monkey
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“I waþ þo fat and naþty”
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Truth social’s ads are so fucking funny
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Isabella Rossellini in 30 Rock saying “Dammit Johnny, you know I love my big beef and cheddar”
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This happens with most cameras to some degree when light object are on slightly darker backgrounds. Chromatic aberration, sharpening (via any number of convolutional methods targeting any frequency) and the fresnel effect on the material itself cause this. Look at the edges of the plate here:
Image of a taco and elote meal I stole from the skyline that exhibits the fringing we’re discussing around the edges of the plate, the napkins, and the spoon.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson have such a wide variety of son-types
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Harvested my first home-grown golden oyster mushrooms today! It weighed in at around 0.75lbs
A cluster of golden oyster mushrooms about the size of a Pomelo, sitting on a white plate.A cluster of golden oyster mushrooms about the size of a Pomelo, sitting on a white plate. The mushrooms have been turned around, and a chunk of their growing medium can be seen attached to the “root” of the cluster.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Hey check this out
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Lmfao
A post from aljazeera 12 minutes ago that reads:”
DEVELOPING; Explosions are heard over Tel Aviv as air raid sirens blare across central Israel, with the Israeli military saying they are working to intercept missiles launched from Iran, according to Reuters.”

Immediately follower by this post by altnoaa a minute after: “I've had AP livestream from Tel Aviv up for (guessing) 5 hours now...despite Iran firing missiles a few hours ago, there's been no incoming, no air defense over city. And Israel told citizens they can leave shelters over an hour ago.”
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Fitting drones with supersoakers full of piss is a bad idea. However,
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
When you say you were dressed like Clair Obscur characters, are we talking about tactical gear, or their “Baguette,” outfits?
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Wait I think I got it
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I think the issue is on your end, your bsky client must not be showing my high-effort meme
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Fuck! Shit! I can beat you
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Sorry let me try again
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Does this help?
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Me when I
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Screenshot from Fallout that says “Everyone disliked that”.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“You wouldn’t download a car,” meme that says “you wouldn’t Kazaa a sultan florvåg”
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Uh oh, the plot thickens
Screencap of Josh Hutcheson’s TikTok where he wears a name tag with “Orlando, Florida” on it.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hey can one of you ghouls explain to @lynch.house.gov what being a representative means? He’s having a lot of trouble with it, poor little guy.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Cool to know that google picked a weird old photo of RFK jr that totally misrepresents how insane he looks now.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This you, bitch? Big boss of MA’s 8th who refuses to listen to constituents? Has a little tantrum because the people who put him in office want him to defend their rights?
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Everybody, flip us house
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Block Immediately bsky.app/profile/laur...
Profile of Known Problem, Laurelai Bailey. Handle is @laurelai.ishtar.church.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It’s been a few months since the last one, so it’s about time for another “I’m back on my bullshit,” post. I am, in fact, back on my (generative art) bullshit:
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Back on my wispy curl noise bullshit
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Crazy how he’s metamorphosing into Desmond
Desmond from smiling friends holding a gun to his own head
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Guys it’s really important to consider JD Vance’s feelings about his body when we catch him being a dweeb at the swimming hole.
Meme in the style of the old “You wouldn’t download a car,” anti-piracy ads. This one reads “you wouldn’t shame a fascist."
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Just imagine the sound this animal is making
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
We did it laaaadies
Kamala Harris calling Joe Biden on the phone, captioned with “We beat Medicare Joe”
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
I just can’t imagine having the delusion required to actively attach my name to this. It’s just ass.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Image with heavy heavy retro VHS degradation of a shrimp, with top text reading “love this animals,” and bottom flaming text reading “THE SHIMP”
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
What the fuck why
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Dental offices stop fucking using ai to write bullshit articles challenge
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
#gleam looks extremely promising, feature-wise, but this bit about their aims for the community matters *so much*. I haven’t touched anything Erlang related, but Gleam jumped to the top of my upskill list.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
I can offer you this snale. Also a very small bee.
A snail, with the word “SNALE” beneath it In low-quality flaming letters.A tiny fuzzy bee, in flight, legs outstretched. Extremely cute.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Sleepy also cat tower
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
A crowd of black birds, not crows or ravens, just small black birds. One of the black birds has two beaks, likely an artefact of AI image generation. There is a single bright yellow bird with a black beak and black eyes, in the center of the crowd looking directly up at the viewer. The birds seem identical except for coloration.
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Lmao this ancient YouTube comment about the switch
A comment from seven years ago that reads: “I think I will get this game for Wii U instead someday if I ever buy Wii U. I just don't see that much potential in Switch unfortunately. If I can play Wii U games on Switch, then I will reconsider.”
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Machine Elvis @oatswizard.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
Snow White pressing her face up against a window with her subtitle “pakidge”
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