Reposted by NZlurkerThe Decider @vibinthrghhistory.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Dem politicians aren’t allowed to say this, but thankfully we can 09516
Reposted by NZlurkerGrant Jacobs BioinfoTools/NotJustDNA 🔬🧬🖥️✍️📚🇳🇿 @notjustdna.bsky.social · 26/06/2024Worth remembering (it’s also me, too 😊) (Via @eileenkiffin.bsky.social over the way.) 0144
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 23/06/2024Look at a recipe for lemon curd and tell me "curd" isn't a contraction of "custard" 010
Reposted by NZlurkerFoxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 08/06/2024We're winning! We're winning! Oh... 1152
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 08/06/2024Dessert is a roti, ice cream and maple syrup. Gonna ride my Hba1c to the mooooon 010
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 08/06/2024A shameful congruence of poverty, lack of housing supply, and deliberate govt policy 34921
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 08/06/2024If you download the Pressreader app (or visit the site) you can find dozens of newspapers and magazines FREE courtesy of you library. The app works really well, you can even tap on the headline of an article to open a reader pane. It'll auto-download new editions and notify you. 110
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 01/06/2024This is great. I had to look up tilapia - it's a farmed freshwater fish 020
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 23/05/2024Reminder to all UK citizens here in Aotearoa: YOU CAN VOTE. Even if you've been out of the country more than 15 years. Very easy process, you'll need to dig out an old tax form that shows your NI number. www.gov.uk/voting-when-abroadgov.ukVoting if you move or live abroadHow to vote if you move or live abroad, including eligibility and registration 11618
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 18/05/2024KIM-CHEESE Cut a ciabatta or mini baguette lengthways. Spread with kimchi Cover with plenty of grated mozzarella or slices of swiss. Grill until bubbling 010
Reposted by NZlurkerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/05/2024I always have to be the last person clapping in a crowd. Always. My brother has picked up on this and started challenging me. Made for a very awkward wedding ceremony when neither gave in for what felt like 3 minutes. His wife stopped him. Suck it Philip I know your reading this. 2569
Reposted by NZlurkerDavid Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 09/05/2024First G4 geomagnetic storm watch alert issued since 2005 by NOAA www.swpc.noaa.govswpc.noaa.govHomepage | NOAA / NWS Space Weather Prediction Center 5137
Reposted by NZlurkerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/05/2024Feeding a friend's dog. It snatched a bag of treats out of my hand and scoffed them in a few seconds, bag and all. Worried what damage it might do to its insides, I was relieved to later see it shit out the bag. I was less relieved to see it then eat the shit, bag and all. 1262
Reposted by NZlurkerFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/05/2024OPTOMETRIST: better… or worse SCHRÖDINGER: yes 14510
Reposted by NZlurkerPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 25/04/2024Bought my daughter a cheap 'Miss Piggy' purse but sadly it was very pork wallety. 0124
Reposted by NZlurkerChristophe Veltsos @drinfosec.bsky.social · 25/04/2024Tongue in cheek thread expressing the progressive stages of denial about #H5N1 #BirdFlu: threadreaderapp.com/thread/17833...threadreaderapp.comThread by @jmcrookston on Thread Reader App@jmcrookston: Has anyone worked up the ladder of denial for bird flu? - We have not found bird flu. - We have found bird flu in one bird. There is no evidence of bird to bird... 021
Reposted by NZlurkerRJ White, Alas!, Was a butterless man! @rjwhite.bsky.social · 13/03/2024Tearfully admitting to the assembled crowd that this *is* my first rodeo. Babbling on about how I thought it somehow involved BBQ sauce? A special car? Clowns, somewhere? I'd never seen one, how would I know? 0223
Reposted by NZlurkerJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 18/08/2023Boss: My door is always open Me: I know and it makes it really hard for me to leave work early 314552
Reposted by NZlurkerSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 01/03/2024Hey I'm running late it's taking me a little longer than I thought to cancel and not come 110945
Reposted by NZlurkerSean Howe @seanhowe.bsky.social · 28/02/2024I took this picture of the TV screen four years ago tonight, February 2020. 763051718
Reposted by NZlurkerTikkun Olamunist - ירמל גרױס @tikkunolamunist.bsky.social · 05/02/2024I heard someone refer to bitcoins as Dunning Krugerands. 319153
Reposted by NZlurkerTerry Baucher @trabaq.bsky.social · 14/02/2024@richardhills.bsky.social FYI although I know you and Council are very limited about what you can do in response 151
Reposted by NZlurkerSteph Matuku @stephm1.bsky.social · 08/02/2024One of my kids goes, "Mum, if your lovelife was a Disney film, which would it be?" And my other kid yells "Wish!", and they both crack up but not me 😭 2111
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 01/02/2024SIGN ME UP www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseys…bbc.comLiverpool: Call for 'traffic warden army' in cityExtra enforcement officers needed to tackle illegal parking in Liverpool, a councillor says. 000
Reposted by NZlurkerHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 28/01/2024"I mean obviously it's amazing that you can dine out in such an amazing location but the service is appalling" "Quiet dear, She's coming back" 1299
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 25/01/2024You love scientists when they are going to save the rhino, but when they are trying to save your grandkids' lives from climate collapse? 010
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 14/01/2024Oh we have a wasp nest in the back yard. Ask me how I know 000
Reposted by NZlurkerfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/01/2024I worked in University admissions for 5 years for my department, recruiting about 2,000 students in the process. Never once read a personal statement. I couldn't give a fuck about your ambitions, if you have the grades and can get your student loan then I just want your money. 1324
Reposted by NZlurkerRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 17/08/2023I'd like to say something, but my mouth is full of popcorn kernels, so I shake my head and smile. "No final words, then," says the warden. He gives the signal to throw the switch on the electric chair. 218554
Reposted by NZlurkerDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 04/01/2024me: I’m sorry but I’m not in the right headspace to hear this judge: stand up anyway 13711
NZlurker @nzlurker.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Grab a couple of rubbish sacks. Go pick up some litter. You'll feel amazing I promise you. 331
