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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I thought the BBC weren’t showing this??
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congratulations to England for surviving the Azteca after dark Your reward: 90 minutes against Norwegian Calvin Johnson
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
First time my cat has made biscuits since he’s been here 😊😊
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lil jon at warped tour:
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I adopted my first cat this week. This is Walter. By all accounts he’s had a rough life. Last night he (and I) figured out that he can smell his wet food through the pouch and he FEASTED. He loves to play and he’s still extremely nervous around me. I hope he learns to love it here.
Black lying on his side playing with a wand toyThree shredded cat food pouches, prime suspect being a chubby black cat (cat not pictured)A chubby black cat lying on his side looking at the camera
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IGN @ign.com · 18/05/2026
Markiplier's Iron Lung will be available to watch on YouTube this month. bit.ly/4dOeD5v
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My latest Guardian piece. Plaid won 35.4% of the vote last week while Starmer’s Labour picked up 33.7% of the 2024 GE. Yet Starmer has 63% of the seats in Westminster while ap Iorwerth has 45% of the seats in Wales. Electoral systems matter. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Wales has been hit by a political earthquake – and the UK government is in a very tricky position | Will Hayward
If Starmer’s Labour refuses to concede more powers to Plaid Cymru, the triumphant independence party, it will only accelerate its own decline, says Guardian columnist Will Hayward
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Jonny Dymond just said (of Wales) “it may not be the most important part of the Kingdom” on The World At One. IT IS IF YOU FUCKING LIVE HERE.
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Plaid Cymru @plaidcymru.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nigel Farage and his billionaire backers want to privatise our NHS. Vote Plaid Cymru today to stop them.
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Plaid Cymru @plaidcymru.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's neck and neck for the future of Wales and just 5 minutes of your time today could make the difference 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🗳️ Vote Plaid Cymru by 10pm to stop Reform and stand up for Wales.
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Riaan Louw @ringo26.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Scarlets employing the strip in the tackle.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
there isn't much documentation of the Basque–Icelandic pigeon language that formed among whalers in the 1600s but at least we know these phrases
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is real
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 21/03/2026
8️⃣2️⃣ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one Today: it's 2022, and Golden Glove winner Emi Martinez is, let's not forget, a grown man
A bad drawing of Argentina's World Cup-winning goalkeeper Emi Martinez brandishing his Golden Glove award trophy in an obscene manner.
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So grateful to Keir Starmer and his leaked memo for justifying the entire premise for my book on the week it's released. Get your copy here: www.ylolfa.com/products/978...
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Tim Morton @timmorton2.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We’ve closed the #StraitsOfHormuz by mistake
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Premiering over on the All In: Chesham United channel right NOW! youtu.be/Tv2MYBs6ndE
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
They all look like buttholes to some degree
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget what you're fighting for.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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a close up of a monkey with a blue background .
ALT: a close up of a monkey with a blue background .
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Secret Mode - STAR WARS: Galactic Racer™ OUT NOW! @wearesecretmode.com · 27/02/2026
Love Football Manager and Balatro, but looking for something new? Try the NUTMEG! demo, out now as part of Steam Next Fest! store.steampowered.com/app/4...
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
DURING dinner at a restaurant
recently I told the waiter,
"l'd
like a glass of water, please.
" Imagine
my surprise when he simply nodded,
then replied "Still?' The idea that
I would have inexplicably changed
my mind about this drink order just
seconds after making it seemed so
ridiculous that I decided not to leave
him a tip.
T Ellen, London
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
APPARENTLY it costs the
NHS over £300,000 a year
to remove foreign objects from
people's rectums. Why aren't we
removing British objects instead?
Was Brexit all for nothing?
Gerry Paton, London
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 20/02/2026
This really is basic journalistic ethics, you know.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
I think that if curlers want their sport to be taken seriously they shouldn't leave it till the last minute before cleaning the rink. Huw Allen, e-mail
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Captain Revo @captainrevo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Canary Worf.
A picture of Worf from TNG with a canary’s head. There’s a space background.
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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest.

I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’.

Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement.

What is happening to America? 

there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physicallya quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
now that the Super Bowl has transpired we can focus on the more pertinent matter: Super Museums of the Historic English Countryside
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 09/02/2026
It's been said many times, many ways: the fascists thought winning an election would mean winning the culture, and the fact that hasn't happened is making them rabid.
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That was a great half time show, and he didn't even resort to upjumping the boogie
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
feel a ton of gratitude to be here and able to call this Super Bowl on TalkSport. come join us! 🎧: talksport.com/play/talksport 📺: www.youtube.com/live/DKr2Suc...
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Super Bowl LX Watchalong Live - Seattle Seahawks v New England Patriots! 🔥
YouTube video by talkSPORT USA
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The fans' and drummer's reaction to "mindfuck" is great even though we got it censored. The NBC version was scrambled, Peacock just muted it
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Dude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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Paul Singh 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @paulsingh.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Steve Bannon tells Epstein he can get Boris Johnson elected as Prime Minister www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
In case anyone hasn’t seen one of the greatest videos of all time m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1U...
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Mike Skinner Backstage Peter Mandelson Went Mad | Turn The Page Live | The Streets
YouTube video by stan tonkin
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
youtu.be/sU6s6VEJxrU?... 🎧
youtu.be
Minnesota Nazis
YouTube video by NOFX - Topic
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