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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I thought the BBC weren’t showing this??
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congratulations to England for surviving the Azteca after dark Your reward: 90 minutes against Norwegian Calvin Johnson
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
First time my cat has made biscuits since he’s been here 😊😊
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lil jon at warped tour:
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
He definitely wants to be loved
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I adopted my first cat this week. This is Walter. By all accounts he’s had a rough life. Last night he (and I) figured out that he can smell his wet food through the pouch and he FEASTED. He loves to play and he’s still extremely nervous around me. I hope he learns to love it here.
Black lying on his side playing with a wand toyThree shredded cat food pouches, prime suspect being a chubby black cat (cat not pictured)A chubby black cat lying on his side looking at the camera
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
They have to put him in a suite or every person in that arena will be able to smell the shit in his pants
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IGN @ign.com · 18/05/2026
Markiplier's Iron Lung will be available to watch on YouTube this month. bit.ly/4dOeD5v
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
That picture lmfao
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My latest Guardian piece. Plaid won 35.4% of the vote last week while Starmer’s Labour picked up 33.7% of the 2024 GE. Yet Starmer has 63% of the seats in Westminster while ap Iorwerth has 45% of the seats in Wales. Electoral systems matter. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Wales has been hit by a political earthquake – and the UK government is in a very tricky position | Will Hayward
If Starmer’s Labour refuses to concede more powers to Plaid Cymru, the triumphant independence party, it will only accelerate its own decline, says Guardian columnist Will Hayward
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Appreciate the hard work as always 🫡
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Jonny Dymond just said (of Wales) “it may not be the most important part of the Kingdom” on The World At One. IT IS IF YOU FUCKING LIVE HERE.
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Plaid Cymru @plaidcymru.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nigel Farage and his billionaire backers want to privatise our NHS. Vote Plaid Cymru today to stop them.
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Plaid Cymru @plaidcymru.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's neck and neck for the future of Wales and just 5 minutes of your time today could make the difference 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🗳️ Vote Plaid Cymru by 10pm to stop Reform and stand up for Wales.
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Riaan Louw @ringo26.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Scarlets employing the strip in the tackle.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
there isn't much documentation of the Basque–Icelandic pigeon language that formed among whalers in the 1600s but at least we know these phrases
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is real
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Nothing like it
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 21/03/2026
8️⃣2️⃣ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one Today: it's 2022, and Golden Glove winner Emi Martinez is, let's not forget, a grown man
A bad drawing of Argentina's World Cup-winning goalkeeper Emi Martinez brandishing his Golden Glove award trophy in an obscene manner.
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
ooooh baby
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So grateful to Keir Starmer and his leaked memo for justifying the entire premise for my book on the week it's released. Get your copy here: www.ylolfa.com/products/978...
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Tim Morton @timmorton2.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We’ve closed the #StraitsOfHormuz by mistake
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
he buttmad
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a man with glasses says long story short in front of a shelf full of figurines
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Premiering over on the All In: Chesham United channel right NOW! youtu.be/Tv2MYBs6ndE
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Uhhhh nah I’m good thanks though
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
They all look like buttholes to some degree
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget what you're fighting for.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
There were signs, in hindsight
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Secret Mode - STAR WARS: Galactic Racer™ OUT NOW! @wearesecretmode.com · 27/02/2026
Love Football Manager and Balatro, but looking for something new? Try the NUTMEG! demo, out now as part of Steam Next Fest! store.steampowered.com/app/4...
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Let’s gooooo
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Lovely film. I hope it wins something. The ending had me bawling.
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The only golden age around here is the warm, golden pee of resignation running down my metaphorical doomleg
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Stamp out the competition innit
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My prescriptions are free in Wales 🙃
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hope you ain’t there long, pal 💪
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
THE ROOK!
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'll carry them neglected shits to my grave like my emotional baggage.
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Congrats brother, amazing effort
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Wicked name for a reggae album
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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DURING dinner at a restaurant
recently I told the waiter,
"l'd
like a glass of water, please.
" Imagine
my surprise when he simply nodded,
then replied "Still?' The idea that
I would have inexplicably changed
my mind about this drink order just
seconds after making it seemed so
ridiculous that I decided not to leave
him a tip.
T Ellen, London
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Numpty Bus @numptybus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Yeah what I really need to be able to read more is reduce it into a joyless number-go-up exercise
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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APPARENTLY it costs the
NHS over £300,000 a year
to remove foreign objects from
people's rectums. Why aren't we
removing British objects instead?
Was Brexit all for nothing?
Gerry Paton, London
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