Reposted by marty,mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 11/09/2026scrooge leaning out the window of the 100th floor of the north tower: you there plane, what day is it? 19318
Reposted by marty,Anti-Komedian Aktion @carrierwave666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Dutch Protestanism call that Calvin & Hoobbes 082
marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026whats the funniest American town or city that 9/11 could happen to now? indianapolis? 21390
Reposted by marty,Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I am fucking wheezing right now 442097491
Reposted by marty,✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 28/02/2026it’s 3/29/49 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 8/15/53 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 3/9/57 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 7/15/58 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 9/17/70 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east 36812
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023i will never forget the howard stern show covering the action as it happened, and the glee in their voice as they blamed brown people in the middle east & their endorsement and encouragement to bomb the middle east into the stone age 1384
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023Trump, Obama, Clinton, and Bush decided to race to decide who was the fastest. Trump went 1st and he ran from the start to the finish line in 23:34 minutes. Clinton went 2nd and got 15:28 minutes. Obama went after and did 10 minutes, thinking he may have won. Until Bush did 9:11. 1315434
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023all of your reasons for not liking 9/11 jokes are valid but have you considered i dont care, and also, it is a pittance for what this country - the most bloodthirsty country on earth - deserves. 4557
Reposted by marty,marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023There are only two reasons why you shouldn't tell 9/11 jokes but they both completely fall flat 07813
Reposted by marty,mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every day, I hope for my Umbrella Man moment - making some obscure political point, only for the prestige to happen nearly a decade and a half later in front of Congress, leaving a paltry number of commentators entirely nonplussed by the affair. Oh and I hope they bring back the Minions® Frosty®. 051
Reposted by marty,USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus. 482048458
marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026I think I'd agree back then, but the every day of it all I find myself unsurprised at just how many of them there are in every aspect of culture 150
marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026the further i get from it (especially with the extended leaves) the less i remember but it definitely fell like an Anything Can Happen Website (derogatory) like an inverse russian roulette, only one chamber was empty 390
marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026no heat at catherine i was looking for another post but actually forgot the timing coincidence 😭😭 1120
Reposted by marty,Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 11/09/2023ig i have a high tolerance for dark humor so i’m not offended by *most* 9/11 jokes, but what does cross the line is people making it about themselves. i was agnostic about Marty being banned but then timing his comeback and 2nd ban to coincide with 8:45-9:15 is sicko and self-absorbed. 283
marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026excited for tomorrow to celebrate that time i got banned on bluesky, nothing else notable for the 11th of september afaik 260
Reposted by marty,Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Guy who looks like he’s about to murder an entire schoolbus of children, “Why do they always come with fucking violence!!!!!” 0132