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marty,

@numet.al
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he/him, monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, blueskys most oppressed user ™️, voted aol's wife guy of the year, liberation through armed struggle

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marty, @numet.al · 09/04/2025
im like if a guy logged off
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 11/09/2026
scrooge leaning out the window of the 100th floor of the north tower: you there plane, what day is it?
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
me 9/10-9/11
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
unheard of levels of being Locked In
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
paternal family from there 😭😭😭 double tap that shit
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
door dash steak nuggets from arbys
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
hit jersey just to prove no one is safe
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
please hit plano west HS 🙏🙏
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
Beaumont Texas
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
fell to my knees in the middle of this 9/11 candle light vigil
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
oh they fuck up and hit Sandy instead 😭
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
looks like one of those red bull air shows
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Anti-Komedian Aktion @carrierwave666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dutch Protestanism call that Calvin & Hoobbes
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
are you fucking high
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
no shemp bc he jumped out 😔
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
whats the funniest American town or city that 9/11 could happen to now? indianapolis?
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
you think that donkey and shrek ever explored each other's bodies
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✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 28/02/2026
it’s 3/29/49 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 8/15/53 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 3/9/57 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 7/15/58 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 9/17/70 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
me retweeting old 9/11 posts ✈️ ✈️ your feed 🏢 🏢
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
i will never forget the howard stern show covering the action as it happened, and the glee in their voice as they blamed brown people in the middle east & their endorsement and encouragement to bomb the middle east into the stone age
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
the fucking balls on this dude, unreal
former president George W Bush at his paint station, with a picture of the twin towers burning being painted by him. Unsure if it's a photoshop.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
Trump, Obama, Clinton, and Bush decided to race to decide who was the fastest. Trump went 1st and he ran from the start to the finish line in 23:34 minutes. Clinton went 2nd and got 15:28 minutes. Obama went after and did 10 minutes, thinking he may have won. Until Bush did 9:11.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
all of your reasons for not liking 9/11 jokes are valid but have you considered i dont care, and also, it is a pittance for what this country - the most bloodthirsty country on earth - deserves.
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marty, @numet.al · 08/02/2024
POV you're a plane on 9/11 but too late Ernest P Worrell on a golf cart has you beat
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
now watch this drive
george bush discussing the events of 9/11, and then hitting a tee shot.the first explosion of sept 11, 2001
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
There are only two reasons why you shouldn't tell 9/11 jokes but they both completely fall flat
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every day, I hope for my Umbrella Man moment - making some obscure political point, only for the prestige to happen nearly a decade and a half later in front of Congress, leaving a paltry number of commentators entirely nonplussed by the affair. Oh and I hope they bring back the Minions® Frosty®.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
god damn 😭😂
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
charlie kirk tweet from 2016 "we bow down to iranian radicals and apologize"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
I think I'd agree back then, but the every day of it all I find myself unsurprised at just how many of them there are in every aspect of culture
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
the further i get from it (especially with the extended leaves) the less i remember but it definitely fell like an Anything Can Happen Website (derogatory) like an inverse russian roulette, only one chamber was empty
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
lmao
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
that'd be quite the twist
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
hey jerry you want to be my 10,000th follower
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
hope he's safe and well
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
☠️
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
if i was that good i wouldnt be working two jobs
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
no heat at catherine i was looking for another post but actually forgot the timing coincidence 😭😭
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✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 11/09/2023
rip marty, 9/11/23 8:47am - 9:29am
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
RAMerican Cheese
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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
ig i have a high tolerance for dark humor so i’m not offended by *most* 9/11 jokes, but what does cross the line is people making it about themselves. i was agnostic about Marty being banned but then timing his comeback and 2nd ban to coincide with 8:45-9:15 is sicko and self-absorbed.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
women hold up at least 70% of the sky
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
he did wind sprints beforehand to get across that he meant business
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
oh duh i forgot. venceremos and death to america of course
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
excited for tomorrow to celebrate that time i got banned on bluesky, nothing else notable for the 11th of september afaik
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Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guy who looks like he’s about to murder an entire schoolbus of children, “Why do they always come with fucking violence!!!!!”
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
sorry brother :/
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