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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WASAAAAAABICON!! Come see your boys Amir and Joel Oct 9-10-11 in Jacksonville! Joel on Fri/Sat and Amir on Sat/Sun! Visit Jax.wasabicon.com for info and tickets!! And use code HAZBIN for a $5 discount!
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NORNOR♥️💖🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 @nougatnoura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Astar in heels 👠👠 'v')~☆ #astarion #bg3 #fanart
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Rugrats Peanut Butter & Jelly Ice Cream Sandwich (1997-circa 1999): Peanut butter ice cream with a thin layer of fruity/berry jelly in the middle, sandwiched between two soft cookie wafers, and complete with Rugrats/Nickelodeon branding
An ad for Rugrats pb&j ice cream sandwiches. Tommy, Chuckie, and Angelica pop out, smiling, around a tan ice cream sandwich in a blue wrapper, below the Nickelodeon logo
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🫀 24k gilded yaoi triptych @lucii-fur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
loved to the point of invention (hair sticks and claw clips) [ #jayvik ]
viktor is looking over some blueprints, shirtless, with jayce at his side wearing his blacksmithing apron. they're both sweaty from the forge. jayce is staring at viktor, not looking at the paperwork at all.

Viktor: Jayce, I need your opinion. This diameter should work in theory, but in practice I keep having to increase it by a few centimetres.
Jayce: Hm... That is odd, yeah.

jayce reaches into his pocket, looking for something.

Jayce: Have you - hold on one second - have you thought about changing the metal? Maybe you're having a density issue.
Viktor: I mean, I could... I tried to account for that already, though. And then we might have an issue of uneven heating. Do we have anything with a similar melting point?
Jayce: I think we do... Or I could work on mixing an alloy. (Oh, there it is!)viktor keeps talking, crossing his arms. jayce is holding two hair sticks between his teeth and is gathering viktor's hair into a loose bun.

Viktor: Ah, but then we have a problem with the conductivity!
Jayce (muffled): D'we?
V: Probably, considering I ran the numbers for this and not anything else.
J: You can j'st run them ag'n.
V: Ugh, but I don't want to - what are you doing?

jayce admires his handiwork (and his husband). viktor is unconcerned with his hair and has no idea what that was about.

J: Nothing.
V: ?
J: What do you think about using brass, love?
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Capybarra is just exhausted.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If only it had been this way. Justice denied 👇 👇 👇 👇
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Shrimp 🦐🍤 @seasaltshrimp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I bring #RadioFurb fanchild, you're welcome #HazbinHotel
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あなま @anatyanman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#huskerdust
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Marsha Eaton Wh;y ;doesn't congress stop this guy??
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ME: It's a Superman movie where he comes to earth during prehistoric times PRODUCER: Keep talking ME: called Jurassic Clark HIM: Get out
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Professional boykisser @numberoneraptor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyone - Gator Days
Anyone - Gator Days

Characters

Seth - Otter - The assistant principal at his daughter's school. Used to taking charge but is capable of being silly. Daryl's husband and Hannah's dad.

Daryl - Bear - A big fellow who looks intimidating but is pretty friendly. Has a dry sense of humor. Seth's husband and Hannah's papa.

Hannah - Goat - A highly competitive kid. She strives to be the best and to be helpful to others. Daryl and Seth's daughter.

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Panel 1

Daryl is buttoning up his shirt in the master bedroom. A picture of a forest scene that their daughter painted is on the wall above a dresser. Seth has a brilliant idea that Daryl is not going to find brilliant.

Seth: Want to hit the beach today?

Daryl: No, I hate the beach.

It's mainly because of the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

Panel 2

Seth doesn't really have any qualms with this but feels like teasing his husband a little. Seth makes the cutest face he thinks he's capable of making and pursues to the topic further.

Seth: You won't go for your beloved husband who loves you?

Daryl: I won't go for anyone.

Panel 3

Hannah suddenly enters and she also has a brilliant idea.

Hannah: DAD! PAPA! Can we go to the beach?

Panel 4

Seth, Daryl, and Hannah have arrived at the beach. Daryl has set up a blanket that he hopes will act as a decent barrier between himself and the sand. Hannah is rushing to the sand with a shovel, a bucket, and sand castle ambitions. Seth had a feeling that things would turn out this way but teases Daryl a little more.

Seth: I thought you wouldn't go for anyone.

Daryl: She's more important than anyone.
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
AAAAA MY CUTE GUTS APRON IS HERE AFTER LIKE A MONTH OF WAITING
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don’t know which cartoonist created this, but it’s spot on.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Phantom Ice Cream Bar (1990, 1996): A vanilla ice cream bar with a strawberry filling, coated in a dark purple candy shell. Originally released by Hershey's Ice Cream to promote the legacy comic book character in 1990, And then re-released to promote the live-action Billy Zane film in 1996
A comic book page-style ad, with The Phantom standing, arms crossed at the top, above a jungle and skull-shaped cave. A large ice cream bar on a stick sits in the middle, purple on the outside and white and red inside. Next to it reads "Unique and delicious ice cream treat"
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Vivienne M @vivziepop.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Dude, universe? I’ll take as many “Hide Away” fan music videos as you can throw at me. I’d appreciate it so much more.
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🌈Kayla (Kighla) @dojoloachz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Stolitzberries
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🩷🍒Zee🍒🩷 @itsalola07.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Let those big brown eyes corrupt you. #ocs #JerSal
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This brought me joy.
A photo of a stovetop with a casserole and an open bag of chips right behind it. With the stove dials in the background, the bag looks like a giant excited mouth with eyes very happy about the casserole. Next to the photo is digital art recreating the photo as an actual super happy creature holding a casserole
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✖️ƬIΛ➕ @silentzound.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hazbin Doodle Dump 🐀 + sparksduo #HazbinHotel
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The war will be over when I feel it in my bone spurs. #PutinPuppet
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
international women’s day
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
sorry for not keeping in touch i literally have nothing to say
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𐂂 BMM 엽 ❦ @vvinterart52.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Blake (out of *nowhere*, aggressively): WHY ARE YOU THE PISS KING Me: WHAT Blake: The fans call you the piss king? Me: (sigh), ok, first of all, I'm pretty sure it's the piss ROOM... #ThisIsAmirica #Fundathon2025
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Thrilled to meet an Arkansas Abortion Support Network staffer yesterday, and people are LOVING the stickers they gave me to have at my table. If you want to support their vital work, join me & donate @ www.arabortionsupport.org or use their Amazon wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Arkansas Abortion Support Network
AASN works to reduce barriers to abortion access for Arkansans through abortion funding, transportation support, and community outreach and education. We also provide free Plan B, condoms, and pregnan...
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the astrologer (commission) #art #ocsky
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Professional boykisser @numberoneraptor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Chicago is a good movie and I'm surprised it's taken me this long to see it
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Fleur 🔜 Thailand! 🇹🇭 @fleurthetiger.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A yote and a tiger become friends! 🐯🐺 @coyotepayote.bsky.social
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Professional boykisser @numberoneraptor.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Adam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 04/01/2026
Finished CUREPEDIA by @simonprice.bsky.social & I have to talk about how *amazing* this book is. I read it from start to end - A Forest to Zoology - which is absolutely not as designed, but reading cover to cover it forms the most incredible, sprawling, comprehensive, mind-bending band history ever.
Hardcover of Curepedia by Simon Price.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/01/2026
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
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Liana ✦ illustrain't @ commissions open @herssian.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
still a monster in the end #art #oc #crescentborn #illustration
Profile illustration of Erin in front of a dark background, the sclera of her eye a vibrant red.
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Josh Ketchen @creativeoutpouring.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
dragon. painted with crayola kids paint and colored pencils
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とろ (toro) @tartar-venison.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The two of them, worn out after Episode 8 🍎“What happened to you, getting that badly hurt? Poor little fragile Bambi” 📻“I’m not nearly as fragile as your judgment. And besides, you’re the one who can’t even move anymore, aren’t you?” #hazbinhotel #appleradio #radioapple
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Rion @rionior.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Dead man don’t talk #voxval #staticmoth #hazbinhotel
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Professional boykisser @numberoneraptor.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Zsaffryn Terra @zsaffrynterra.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
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Professional boykisser @numberoneraptor.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Last PJ Sunday of 2025 is a banger
I'm wearing a shirt that says "Me If I Was Written By Vivienne Medrano" and PJ pants with my face on them
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I like how bus and truck sounds always remind me of Pod Racers because of one Star Wars sound design featurette i saw 15 years ago
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
“i literally told you this last week” me:
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Saba 🏳️‍🌈 Kofi tiers ✨ @ace-of-dragons.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
!!!! oh lord I've been spotted
photo of the back of a chair where you can see the ears and eyes of a fluffy black cat staring at the camera
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