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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃

@ntpnate.bsky.social
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Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool.

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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 9m
And I haven’t even finished the shopping. I swear it comes earlier every year.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 10h
BRB, trademarking AIForce real quick.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 12h
This is the bad place.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 12h
New “My fellow New Yorkers are so literary” just dropped.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 12h
They’re re-Coupang their investment
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SRtwofourfour @srtwofourfour.bsky.social · 13h
Old Heurich’s Senate Maerzen (recreated by Right Proper) is excellent and local and #notanIPA #drinklocal reduce beer miles
Orange beer label matches beer and background
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 13h
Rapist buddy system
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Matt Erickson @thematterickson.bsky.social · 13h
Happy Leif (sic) Eriksen (sic) Day to those who celebrate. www.youtube.com/watch?si=EJw...
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The Muppet Show - In the Navy
YouTube video by Scooterpiety
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 13h
xkcd.com
Duty Calls
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 13h
Listening to the teacher’s union on education: captured by interest groups Drafting policies to benefit your millionaire donors: responsive to constituents
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 14h
That doesn’t make it less illegal. It would be just as illegal if they were standing around a drop box in Idaho.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14h
i think this gets at the crux of it. It doesn't matter if they are actively preventing people from dropping ballots off, or if they're there by accident, or what--their presence could still be viewed as intimidating, and the solution is for them not to be *anywhere*
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 14h
Saw a “The National Guard isn’t performing election interference because DC doesn’t have Congressional representation” take in the wild from a big account and… It’s a good thing it’s almost quitting time on a Friday because I’d be getting an involuntary Bluesky vacation otherwise.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14h
they don't have to for it to be intimidation
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Mike the Mad Biologist and Trump's Press Corps Approver @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social · 15h
Will use this an excuse to plug this:
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 14h
Prayers up for James Talarico, safely detained by the Marshall of the Psych Ward.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 15h
can't drop off my ballot in the mail due to USPS fuckery can't drop off my ballot in a ballot box because national guard are blocking access can't tell them to leave because we don't have statehood great fucking country we're in
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 15h
I kept it together up to “I’ve been nothing but loyal to this brand for over 8 months.”
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 16h
"There might be a mine here" minesweeper.mikelacher.com (thanks @alexjaffe.bsky.social)
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Triple-A Minesweeper
Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 17h
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Jessica Sidman @jessicasidman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DC needs more fun, original bars. Enter Astro Zombie, a tiki bar with pu pu platters and "spaceship diner" vibes in the former home of Little Serow... washingtonian.com/2026/10/08/a...
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Astro Zombie Tiki Bar Will Have Pu Pu Platters and a "Spaceship Diner" Vibe
The Astoria cocktail bar team is bringing tiki to the former home of Little Serow near Dupont Circle.
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Mummy Molly @mollymarie03.bsky.social · 17h
Does anyone need or know someone who needs girl clothes, 18m-2T? I have a lot to pass along to a good home.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 17h
Ten years ago we had Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Now we just have thugs.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 17h
Crews hits like his bat is fungible
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 17h
You might say she’s functioning less as a judge and more as a mascot. (I’ll see myself out.)
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 18h
I would have settled for impeachment, but I can respect his wishes.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 18h
1. This piece is great, Fionn is a great coffee writer 2. I know I just talked about how I don't need hope to move forward, but "hope for coffee" might be the exception, lol 3. This is the kind of work that a robust dose of government funding can help along, we should do that
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 18h
Weird accent though
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Avery Kaplan @averykaplan.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
Over @trashkittycomics.bsky.social my article on trans characters in Marvel Comics was republished! Read it here:
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Like trans people IRL, Marvel’s trans characters have already been here
Just like trans people IRL, the trans characters of Marvel have been here (and aren’t going anywhere)Recently, rumors have circulated that Gwen Stacy, AKA Spider-Gwen, is depicted as trans in the rece...
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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 19h
Soldiers positioned at voting locations is not legal behavior. These are Mississippi National Guard troops at a DC ballot dropbox yesterday. We demand the governors of Mississippi, Florida, and Georgia get your soldiers OUT NOW.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 19h
Some ~personal~ news: After five years, I have been laid off from @the-independent.com. I am grateful for the time I have had there. With that in mind, I am absolutely looking for new work opportunities, especially ahead if the midterms. My email is EMGarcia2009@gmail.com. My signal is emgarcia.85
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 19h
In their defense, they do have a Target on their backs.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 19h
You may be unfairly underestimating the odds that all three are true.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 20h
A narrow victory over his challenger Stalin Mao.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 20h
What do you know, the cops were right, there is a shoplifting epidemic.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 09/10/2026
FYI DC folks ⬇️
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 22h
Buddy, I have news for you about how basically every non-English first language immigrant group has initially established itself in this country and continues to do so as they find their way here. (Which most Lutherans were.) (I also don't think that's quite true of the modern Thrivent.)
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The phrase “lost the Mandate of Heaven” springs to mind.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
excuse me?
I'M A LOAD
MASTER
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tom Emmer has a bona fide opponent in @chapinforcongress.bsky.social who in addition to being a good guy just by virtue of not being Tom Emmer, is a legitimately good guy.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also their salsa is terrible
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 09/10/2026
2023 ACC Champion Brock Glenn leading Western Kentucky to an opening touchdown against Missouri State.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think it’s great that we’re going to take a guy 99% of the world forgot about and make him a martyr on live TV.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 09/10/2026
Breaking news: Arlington County sued to block construction of President Trump’s planned 250-foot triumphal arch, arguing that the administration failed to adequately evaluate potential environmental impacts of the project as required by federal law.
washingtonpost.com
Virginia county sues to block Trump from building his arch
Arlington County’s all-Democratic board argues that the planned 250-foot-tall arch needs more review.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whoa. @haleaziz.bsky.social has the scoop on a truly insane plan to use some military training ships for deportations, with people presumably shackled or locked in cells for days at a time as they transit to Central and South America. Each journey would be staggeringly expensive — and dangerous.
nytimes.com
Trump Administration Considers Using Ships to Deport Immigrants (Gift Article)
Journeys to destinations including El Salvador and Venezuela could take days and cost millions. Officials cautioned that discussions are still preliminary.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“You know that building next to the memorial for a famine that killed millions? It’s a TCBY now.”
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ed Sealover?
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Troy McClure Laughing
Alt: The Simpsons: Troy McClure Laughing and Then Looking Worried.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is as clearly as I've seen this spelled out. If the PCSA smelled off to you but you didn't know quite why, this interview offers very lucid proof that you were correct. defector.com/an-antitrust...
What you're saying is, the antitrust exemptions in the NBA, MLB, NFL, etc. are allowed as a result of the collective bargaining process, whereas the PCSA seeks a similar exemption by circumventing the collective bargaining process. Is that correct?

Generally, yes. When we talk specifically about labor markets, all of the restraints that we see in labor markets of our professional sports leagues—the salary cap, the draft, the limits on player movement, every single one of them—to the extent that they're exempt from antitrust law, are the products of good-faith collective bargaining between the management group and the players group, and exist in a collective bargaining agreement that was reached through good-faith bargaining.

What is being proposed with the Protect College Sports Act is to establish the exact same types of labor restraints, specifically a salary cap, specifically a number of years of eligibility to compete in college sports, and specifically limits on transfers, but not to do so in collective bargaining where there are representatives in the room, on behalf of employer and employee, but rather through a legislative bill, which seems to be negotiated by a number of different constituent groups, none of which is a representative of the players in any meaningful sense, and absolutely none of which have been chosen and selected by the players as a union representative.
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/10/2026
Iowa city council debates proper time in meeting agenda to "undo the curse that was just put on our city."
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'It Is Done. Hail Satan:' City Immediately Regrets New Religious Liberty Law That Allows Prayer at City Council Meeting
Iowa city council debates proper time in meeting agenda to "undo the curse that was just put on our city."
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