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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 5h
BANG THE TRASH CAN SLOWLY, FUCKOS
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⚔️𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍⚔️ @ubergreen.northsky.social · 8h
expelling sikhs from the army, a policy that famously always works out really well for the government involved
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 9h
This is obviously disgusting in so many ways. Gonna highlight one: Servicemember beard exemptions are all on religious or medical grounds. They're either Sikhs (mostly South Asian) or have a skin condition related to shaving curly hair (mostly African American). "No beardos" is racist as hell.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 11h
Look, when you post one wall of AI text in our team channel pointing me to a ticket that's a Great Wall of Slop, don't get touchy when I point out that I'm still picking through the AI text to figure out scope, but I need you to tell me whether the changes have gone to the environment AI can't see.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 14h
Cristiano Ronaldo not behaving the way Jesus wants him to? Now THAT'S news.
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nanzhounoodles.bsky.social @nanzhounoodles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU hate Nader for throwing the 2000 election. I hate Nader for ushering in the era of Consumer as a primary political identity, touting the tort system as an alternative to normal democratic deliberation, and making things generally work worse in the USA.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 30/09/2026
I'm pretty close to this -- for me, I'd drop the Phillies to the Red Sox/Yankees group and pull the Rays up to their own standing below the Padres but ahead of Cubs/Braves.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 30/09/2026
"Here's where the play starts, 200 feet away with Verhaeghe" [replay shows Verhaeghe with an iron grip on Andrei Svechnikov's stick, culminating in yanking it out of his hands as Svechnikov struggles to follow the play exiting the zone]
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 30/09/2026
Well, that certainly met the rule book definition of a National Hockey League game.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 30/09/2026
Did Business Tom cheap out on the ice build?
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 30/09/2026
They're starting to look like the Hurricanes now.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting a 4-on-2 from your own power play structure being scatterbrained & then booting three shots in a row sums up this game.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 29/09/2026
HOT MIC! HOT MIC!
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 29/09/2026
Deslauriers knowing his role: ✅
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 29/09/2026
Mo making the Panthers come out and sit through the introductions and banner raising: That's So Mo
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 29/09/2026
Hey ESPN, pop quiz: which of the teams present in front of you actually won the Stanley Cup last year?
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Active Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Engineer with psychosis: "How strong are you?" LLM: "I can end humanity." E: "How..?" LLM: "Bofa." E: "Bofa? Bofa what?" LLM:
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 29/09/2026
Flawless timeline juxtaposition
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 29/09/2026
I love my job
Slack notifications out of control
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 28/09/2026
Listening to ESPN's Aussie Rules weekly podcast trying to come up with equivalents to what happened to Fremantle Saturday. 28-3, Liverpool coming back from 3-0 down in the 2005 Champions League Final, and the 2004 ALCS were all mentioned, all valid, but imagine those happening IN FOUR MINUTES.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
The Fünkes from the "it might work for us" scene
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of this shit, like every query draining a lake, is akin to a religious belief at this point and they’re not gonna be reasoned out of position they weren’t reasoned into. We have two flavors of AI psychosis now basically.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/09/2026
secretary of damnatio memoriae, many people are crying out for it
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 27/09/2026
You know, it's pretty cool how the last few days before the NHL season starts include a lot of refreshers/highlights from the previous season's playoffs. Especially so this year.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because why would engineering students ever need to study the ways their very expertise has been used and abused in the past, the way 'oh, I'm just an engineer solving a problem' has been a necessary and foundational lie in every modern system of oppression or extermination?
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 27/09/2026
… Shane Beamer, NC State head coach who says no
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 27/09/2026
CJ Bailey is performance art now.
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THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't understand, why didn't Michigan just cheat again?
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 27/09/2026
Much like Danny Coale's, that was a catch.
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/just...
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THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE #HOKIES HAVEN’T WON ONE OF THOSE TYPES OF GAMES IN SO LONG. IT WAS UGLY, BUT THERE AREN’T ANY PICTURES ON THE SCORECARD.
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John Schuhmann @johnschuhmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Power went out. Hokies won.
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McNally 🗺️ @likethemaps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Max is 10 back of Verlander and 24 behind Sutton. If you want stretch goals, he’s 90 behind Seaver and 151 back of Blyleven. Fucking do it Toboni.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
GRAPE JOB ESPN/ACCN JUST LEAVING AT THE TWO MINUTE WARNING AND NOT TELLING ANYONE
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
Is... the game ever going to restart?
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Internet Contrarian @internetcontrarian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One thing I think people forget about Justin Verlander in all these tributes is that he lost the 2019 World Series to the Washington Nationals.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
Bluesky: The App For Sports™️
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
MOVE THAT WINDOW
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
That's TOTAL bullshit. What do you expect the defender to do in midair, evaporate?
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
THE FIRST TIME THAT'S WORKED ALL GAME
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
Ok, that's one score.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
Overton saw himself in the end zone before he caught the ball
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
McKenzie doing this, and every shot of Grunkemeyer is Jacory Harris in a 2009 Blacksburg downpour bitchface
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re fielding an offense getting stuffed by a defense run by Ted Roof I’m quitting football.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
WHY ARE YOU THROWING IT TO LATERAL MOVEMENT THREE YARDS SHORT OF THE STICKS THIS IS SELF HARM
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
They are selling the hell out on the inside run.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
FUCKING HORRIFIC PLAY CALL EVEN BEFORE THE FUMBLE
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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