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Bayliss Wagner @baylisswagner.bsky.social · 14h
BREAKING: In Nebraska rally, Trump just suggested he would be unbothered to see Iran "take out" LA or San Diego: “They could take out a city,” he said. “Let them take—Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That’s—this is a very small price to pay."
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 14h
Wow, Jesus is the same height as Gabe Poirot: 5'11 in reality, but rounds to 6 when feeling insecure in his masculinity
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 16h
Haul them AND Congress somewhere else.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 16h
I wish some truly unspeakable things that are not usually in my nature. I don't think any of this would have happened without them and I don't think we have a chance in hell while they remain.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 16h
Classic fox, don't let your guest get a word in edgewise If there's one institution that needs to burn,
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 20h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 20h
adjustment disorder maybe? my therapist kept trying to cbt me in that situation and I'm like ma'am my issue isn't negative thought patterns, please do something useful (there are other modalities that might have helped me)
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"this would not have worked in practice" then why are you talking? who needs your fantasies?
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jfc are yall being serious right now? surely germans wouldn't bother their neighbors, property owners would go peacefully, & everyone would feel swell about this arrangement just set up near the camps (and the people who murdered your entire family tree) to enjoy german efficiency! what the fuck
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does everyone think they're built different, or do they just accept they might od/get tainted prod and die from their drug of choice
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An Actual Scamp @anactualscamp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel truly blessed to have narrative focused players who are bad at math. I can jingle any cool flavorful thing I find that may suit them and get such sparkles in their eyes. A wonderful feeling.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm starting a collection of astronomical hit pieces.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're good. I got someone to throw food with me as a tribute. I hope my accomplice wasn't too uncomfortable, but Dad would have loved it, and everyone knew it.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Far right terrorist Samuel Alito says he has lost friends over his decision to vote to overturn Roe v Wade aka women’s rights. Good, he cost women their lives and autonomy, the fascist scumbag deserves to lose everything including his freedoms.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk how it is for the boys, but there's almost nothing left from this side of things.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
now i have *hospital* on me which is even worse
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wish i hadn't skipped shower yesterday. stinky sad useless lesbian who crawled through dry cat piss to get help.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
spent so much time in the er today and am still shaking, teeth chattering intermittently 13h later despite getting the good drugs, I'm sure that's fine hope it doesn't fuck up my upcoming surgery pre op told me "just stay healthy til your surgery date" 🫠
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The host in particular chases dick like crazy. She'd rival anyone and isn't shy, creates groups and solicits randos constantly. Whatever's happening makes no sense to me. Or rather it does, but it's conjecture and it's impolite to say.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh. I go to a WLW meetup where we were recently referred to as 'the lesbians' bc nobody else is actually w other women? Feel weird about it now knowing we stick out at an event supposedly designed for us. Tbf...idk if they're hets or just bisexuals who haven't figured out they need to L2 approach.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This gives me fluffy bee vibes
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My brain doesn’t want higher order tasks. It wants to sit under a tree
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
onion boutta get canceled for ageism by 90 somethings
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
posting this on every unsecured wiki instance on the Internet
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Dustin Moskovitz @moskov.goodventures.org · 03/10/2026
Thanks for posting. I was waiting for the grantees to be contacted yesterday before replying. This grant was one in a batch of 65 prioritized to me via SFF by recommenders that I chose to trust. I did further screen them, but not well enough. This was deliberately outside the cG process...
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
alarmed that people don't seem to know why russia has a problem with hitler glorification; I'm not a history buff either, but
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's some spooky action at a distance
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
staples + balloons is the perfect business model
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
come git ur cryptids for halloween yall
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
haven't exploded a single one since I started setting voice timers, highly recommend
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
are they...are they giving polling places social security database access? what in the name of big balls + elon's team of script kiddie children is that nonsense? and if not, what's even the point?
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/10/2026
its hot garbage for a variety of reasons (real ID costs $20 extra, disenfranchises those without permanent residence, meant to solve a problem that doesnt exist) but jfc what a privacy nightmare
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yup, no AI with my perpetual either. I'm mainly there for my beloved OneNote (which doesn't have the save location problem, nor a Libre equivalent) and use the others sparingly. In any case, it's amazing how much Microsoft is fumbling their bag right now. All they had to do was keep cashing checks!
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Office doesn't really bother me except 1. it ALWAYS tries to get you to save the cloud instead of your last location, and 2. @&#*ing hidden formatting behavior. But I keep a permanent license for Office instead of a 365 subscription, which alleviates cost + a lot of the other BS I hear about.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow I don't think I've ever seen a clarinet jam Underappreciated instrument tbh, while I never need to hear another sax solo again
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know my way around Linux and like it a lot, but utterly depend on software that isn't compatible and doesn't have an acceptable equivalent. The Everything search app makes the above problem just annoying instead of dealbreaking.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can't even begin to guess...sure doesn't make me want to try them out
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god i hope they don't find out about the rest of my diet
please stfu and let people with tummyaches eat their saltines in peace, what is wrong with denti sts
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
now it might be in your documents folder, or a placeless collection also called "documents"
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
read google pixel as google pickle and got excited google, please hire me for more great product ideas 🥒🥒🥒
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ha, no kidding
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are generally pushing harder/fully at a waiting stop than a momentary, not-quite-rolling stop, but it won't trigger then. Honestly not sure if ours is messed up, none of our experiments to make sense of it have panned out
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man I'd love it if mine worked properly, or I figured out how to trigger/not trigger reliably. Sitting for minutes at a drivethu or a long light, it stays on. Anything I need to do fast, even if I barely stop, It'll be sure to flip off for a split second when I need to accelerate 😭
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
30y later...
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