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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 15h
Scene from the movie Men in Black with a head and shoulders shot of Vincent D’Onofrio as an alien wearing a human skin, where he is just starting to look like the skin is slipping around his actual head
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 16h
vas deferens vlogs glans glances
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will no one hook me up with this turbulent priest
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
uh every horror movie about a corrupted priest begs to differ
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do you want to summon demons? because this is how you get demons
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’m too vanilla to know
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’m about to release my new phvlogcast
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i see you and raise one phablet
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not until you toss a miniature sheet cake at them
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I suppose it could be journalists covering duck reproduction as opposed to a hydraulic smusher
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ducky scar wash would be marginally better
a screenshot of the top of a mobile browser open to a page for “Ducky’s Car Wash” with the url duckysexpress.com
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why aren’t tuning fork and pitchfork the same thing
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maybe they were 8-inch post-its
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
to live and die on this hill
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sounds like you’re going to die on that hill
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1/67, worth it
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i could but i’d have to turn in my jazz card after
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i didn’t want to give you the satisfaction
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’ll allow it, although it would be cooler if it were someone actually improvising over it instead of just chopping up and repeating the original solo on the other hand the 4/4 version of the Mission: Impossible theme in the first movie was the hemorrhoid cherry on a shitstain of a film
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’ll allow it, although it would be cooler if it were someone actually improvising over it instead of just chopping up and repeating the original solo on the other hand the 4/4 version of the Mission: Impossible theme in the first movie was the hemorrhoid cherry on a shitstain of a film
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@morrisasherman.bsky.social agrees
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/uuc7C0yuaAY?...
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SHOW-GO - My Dance (Beatbox)
YouTube video by SHOW-GO
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
things still generally suck but it’s kind of nice that nobody gives a shit about “philosophers of the new right” anymore
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THEY/THEM… HA HA HA… THEY/THEM! - SICKOS
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
psychetecture for neural nets
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a nuclear arsenal implies the existence of a nuclear arse
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Bruce Wayne over Zoom
Image of Bruce Wayne from Batman the Animated Series in a nice suit from the waist up / utility belt and bottom half of the Batsuit from the waist down.
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
couple timing bobbles but kinda liking the tone i'm getting from this reed www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXPO...
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Month 15 - Work Song
YouTube video by Narciso Jaramillo
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oranges AND lemons? in THIS economy?
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a picture of Tom Servo from MST3K in a theater seat
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
been there, dreaded that
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i have a gamboling problem
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 17/09/2026
When will the people who argued in April 2025 that Democrats should stay silent on immigration own up to being frankly just disastrously wrong about the politics of mass deportations? Their punditry basically bordered on enablement
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we only have mean, median and mode
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no kink-shaming, senator
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
new tune youtu.be/38rvtcwhuw4?...
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Angine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this whole thing is male affirmation underpants
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it’s the words on the inside of the waistband that really make it
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you say lead and i say lead you say read and i say read lead lead read read let’s call the whole thing homographs
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
shut up and take my money (oh wait it already did) the adaptation to a competitive 2p board game looks perfect. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bit...
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Baba Is You: The Board Game & Party House: Deckbuilding Game
Two sensational award-winning video games — Baba is You and Party House (UFO 50) — leap off the screen and onto your table!
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that’s numberwang
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
DFs are always DTF
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
brookylned
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
finally an actually good SNW episode
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hamlet
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 12/09/2026
Posting my porn on main. www.etsy.com/listing/4429...
A massive antique drawer unit with 370 (THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY!!!!) drawers standing alone.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here is a nice mushroom
A large and beautiful bear’s head tooth mushroom grows from the flaky bark of a dying maple tree in a sultry summer swamp. All photos by me
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nj @notwebsafe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bob Barley
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