Reposted by JemmaWildFyr / Zoe @wildfyr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You're telling me a vibe coded this "PC Port"? 1192
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We were supposed to see Steve Hofstetter this evening, but that cancelled because of the hurricane. Instead, we went to see The Play That Goes Wrong, and laughed our asses off! 000
Reposted by JemmaMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50167995510
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ugh. This storm has barely started, and our power is already out. Dumb hurricane. 110
Reposted by Jemmatinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/10/2026please stop showing me that horrible woman every 5 posts 3914
Reposted by JemmaJoe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This made me laugh 95121172269
Reposted by JemmaMichael Kartawinata @lazypandaart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Elon Musk hiring someone else to play video games for him on livestream is probably the best allegory for this. They don't see the point of playing a game. They see playing as a choke point, an unnecessary process that must be gutted in order to achieve results faster. 5773
Reposted by JemmaBillie Jean Sweeney @billiejsweeney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bacon: “The problem is that lots of liberal activists and elites are having their perspectives shaped by the nyt in 2026.” Me: For the past 4 years, the nyt has consistently misshaped news about trans ppl, promoting medical falsehoods and repeating right-wing fabrications. 212840
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#My9Albums I did the thing. Chronological order. This was tough for me. Music has never stopped making me who I am. 💙 130
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My favorite thing about coming to Birmingham is eating Sushi Burritos at Wasabi Juan's. 🥰 010
Reposted by JemmaAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026My favorite news today is that Riley Gaines lost in court, and there’s no fifth place in court. 1126090643
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Getting an epidural this morning. Looking forward to being pain free for several months. 🩵 010
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My son just set a new PB on his 5k, and shaved 1:42 off of his previous best! 26:01! 🥰🎊🏁 000
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My sister is an entitled, self-important, unbearable person to deal with. I'm exhausted from it. 😔 I've been low contact with her for years, and she's reminding me why as we deal with my mom's affairs. 110
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Finally my turn for a shower. I'm so gross and exhausted right now. 000
Reposted by Jemmapunkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026thinking about how accidentally calling samus "metroid" isn't uh. that far off anymore actually 351136138
Reposted by JemmaLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck 662230449
Reposted by JemmaRich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 17/09/2026I don’t think I’ve ever met a single experienced professional in software development who wasn’t surprised that anything works, ever. 0462
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I got gifted a couple of really awesome bracelets from a couple of really sweet people! 🩵💙 020
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Made it inside! Currently standing in the third row of humans, and will stay here as long as my bladder allows! Got my earplugs ready! 🩵💙🎶 120
Jemma @nottodayjemma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Made it to The Masquerade. In line to get my ticket scanned! 020
Reposted by Jemmaromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189745291
Reposted by JemmaJasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026that’s wild. he’s tanking damage for us. 8178521113
Reposted by Jemmaonion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit 16277301034
Reposted by Jemmadorian @doriantaylor.com · 04/09/2026my rules for system design: 1. try to avoid designing a system 2. if you find yourself stuck designing a system, make it a small one 2861954
Reposted by Jemmageist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Scurvy: for when life doesn’t give you lemons. 224776
Reposted by JemmaJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP. 81214466323
