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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just got the new masudore EP in the post and immediately ripped it trying to get the lyric book out of the flap 🫠

A copy of Iwaou, latest EP by Mass of the Fermenting Dregs. The cardboard digipak case is torn in the bottom left corner.

A meme featuring Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo against a black background. The text in alternating italic lowercase and bold impact fonts reads "i wish all DIGIPAK a very DIE"

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

So I'm driving four hours either way Great 🫠

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What a week for honorary Muppets 😢

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Good heavens, karaoke on Canal St this weekend is going to be intense

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Shigeru Chiba in his two-minute cameo in Digimon Story Hacker's Memory: "Hello, I'm Shigeru Chiba doing that voice what I do. Here's that one squeaky line I'm contractually obligated to do so you know it's me. Ok peace out." ✌️

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Finally going to see this at the weekend, a full bloody year after the US!

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Anyone else annoyed by the new spotify update adding lyrics above the playback controls, so the album artwork hops up and down between songs depending on whether the lyrics are available? No? Just me?

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Yet another record delivered with a massive fuck-off tear down the spine. 🫩 Why are we still shipping records inside the sleeves in this the year of our lord twenty twenty six

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I read Year 1 last Christmas Eve and now I am doing Year 2 properly from day 1 and you should too

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

It's genuinely crazy that this is what they used and they never patched it

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Super Noatic! @xenogears.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

It's called bubsy 4D because you play it and ask 4D refund

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Your cousin. Margaret Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Odeon: Why doesn't anyone come to the cinema anymore? 🥺 Also Odeon: Pay us an extra £2 to sit it the back half of the screen, just fucking because.

A seating map of an Odeon cinema. The top five rows closest to the screen are labelled "standard". The bottom four rows furthest from the screen are labelled "standard plus".

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I showed this to my gf and she did the thing before she even saw the third panel lmao

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

listen guys stop virtue signalling, eurovision is for everyone

4 panel comic

Panel 1: Presenter saying “Eurovision is for everyone. Black, white, rich, poor

Panel 2: Weird little guy leans into panel and says “A-And people who blow up children?”

Panel 3: presenter chuckles softly

Panel 4: presenter smiles, hugs little guy and says “Yes, AND people who blow up children”

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

me: I think I'll go see that new looney tunes film this weekend! UK cinemas: no the fuck you won't

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

New record day! 🥳 Shout out to @blackscreenrecords.com who kindly agreed to ship the records outside of their jackets. Everything arrived in pristine condition, and they even saved the hype stickers! 10/10 customer service!

Five record jackets displayed across the floor with the records themselves placed below them. From left to right:
Metal Gear Solid - The Vinyl Collection
City Pop LOVE - Beach Blue
Dragon Ball Z - Best Collection
Dragon Ball - Hit Song Collection
Chilli Beans. - Self titled

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

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Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

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