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Ainsley

@notthechef.bsky.social
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Disenchanted with the human experience. He/Him

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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bridge Zone 2: The Hedgehog Reason
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
smack him to his bum
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just got the new masudore EP in the post and immediately ripped it trying to get the lyric book out of the flap 🫠
A copy of Iwaou, latest EP by Mass of the Fermenting Dregs. The cardboard digipak case is torn in the bottom left corner.A meme featuring Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo against a black background. The text in alternating italic lowercase and bold impact fonts reads "i wish all DIGIPAK a very DIE"
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So I'm driving four hours either way Great 🫠
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 26/08/2026
[sadly] …pation
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What a week for honorary Muppets 😢
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good heavens, karaoke on Canal St this weekend is going to be intense
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cure headaches by replacing with different, more pressing head pains
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shigeru Chiba in his two-minute cameo in Digimon Story Hacker's Memory: "Hello, I'm Shigeru Chiba doing that voice what I do. Here's that one squeaky line I'm contractually obligated to do so you know it's me. Ok peace out." ✌️
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You know the one
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what is a club if not a big stick
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Good For Her You Go Girl
Alt: GIF of Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development saying "Good for her"
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
poinpy, my beloved... 🥺
static.klipy.com
Doctor Who Actor Cries, Proud & Touched
ALT: Doctor Who Actor Cries, Proud & Touched
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The anniversary edition took a lot of artistic liberties...
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There was an incredible game by the developer of Downwell called Poinpy. Very similar gameplay but flinging upwards rather than down. Once the Netflix Games license was up, it got pulled and vanished into the aether, and Devolver can't even do anything about it.
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Good. Die.
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If they had a shredder decency, they'd forgive you
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ravaged by the passage of time
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
kind of disappointed it's because of the woman smoking in the manga, it was funnier in my head as a completely unrelated psa
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ah yes, famous Take That member Hewey Louie Dewey
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sick
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can you be knighted twice?
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
God I remember playing that in my teens! I can't believe I was getting into two concurrent streams of Bulmerisms at the same time and never even knew it
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
He's ok but he died
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
She's been getting out of hand ever since she became a moon princess
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Instantly when you hit the post, or just cutting out the transition when you hit the required speed? Because I'm definitely down for the former.
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Manga panel from Naruto. Sasuke is holding Naruto by the neck with one hand, and is drawing a sword from his back with the other. His arm is fully extended, but the sword is only half drawn from it's sheath.
A speech bubble from above Sasuke's head reads: "I'll let you live, Naruto. My arm is too short and I can't get the fucking sword out."
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a cartoon character wearing a straw hat and smiling
Alt: A gif of Luffy from the anime One Piece, running towards a cliff and leaping off in a star pose
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It's here on the releases page, it's one of these six files. Fucking guess.
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I can't believe you've done this
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Push pineapple, shake the tree
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
These ones absolutely fuck sallysbakingaddiction.com/marshmallow-...
sallysbakingaddiction.com
Brown Butter Marshmallow Crispy Cookies (A Gooey, Chewy Favorite)
Chewy, gooey, crispy-edged brown butter marshmallow crispy cookies taste like a brown-butter-infused rice krispie treat in cookie form.
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Finally going to see this at the weekend, a full bloody year after the US!
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Anyone else annoyed by the new spotify update adding lyrics above the playback controls, so the album artwork hops up and down between songs depending on whether the lyrics are available? No? Just me?
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Scan has a brick and mortar store, but it's in Bolton
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
But to try and tell me that "new items in Japan are never shrink-wrapped" is beyond belief. Every record I've ever bought from Japan has been shrink-wrapped. Dozens of them, from the big Sony releases to the independent labels. The absolute gall.
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Get a load of this reply from the seller: "Items in Japan are considered sealed as long as they wear their original plastic resealable sleeve" Maybe that's true, I don't know. This one was clearly cut at the top and didn't have a resealable flap, but whatever.
Screenshot of message from Discogs seller:
Hello,

We're sorry to hear about this.

Please understand that in Japan, where our HQ are located and where we source all our items, new items don't come out from pressing factory the same way as in Europe or the US. Items in Japan are considered sealed as long as they wear their original plastic resealable sleeve. New items in Japan are never shrink wrapped, neither vinyl records of CDs, expect maybe a very few box sets.

However for the seam split, this must have happened during the transit. Can we offer a 25% refund on the item (£6.55)?

Best regards,

Felix | Dub Store

DubStoreUK
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 25/01/2026
Badger, from Bodger & Badger (a puppet badger), with a speech bubble to make it look like he’s saying the post below
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There are some really good ones near me, so I try to where I can, but Japanese City Pop is sadly a bit niche for the little independents!
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yet another record delivered with a massive fuck-off tear down the spine. 🫩 Why are we still shipping records inside the sleeves in this the year of our lord twenty twenty six
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is devastating news for my wallet. (Thank you)
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I saw him live once, he gave a little speech about working with Scatman John in the 90s and got the whole MEN arena to join in that one "I'm the Scatman" riff. Dreadful as it is, I find it very hard to hate.
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Literally double the price in the European store 🥲
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
If anything they seem quite content to let them put us down
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ratigan angry
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A second lanyard
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Ah we're a couple of days behind so I hadn't seen it come up yet, thank you!
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Ainsley @notthechef.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I've been wanting to introduce my partner to the wiggle he songs for ages but we've only read years 1 & 2, and I don't remember when wiggle he 1 originally came out. How much context would one need to properly appreciate them? Also, Merry Christmas!
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