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I don't even know who I am. Why would it be anyone else's business? I know nothing about baseball, I just learned there are red and white socks.

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Mike Brohman @mijabro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Draw me like your French Bulldogs
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Spooky LuluLenin @lululenin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
both people can be bad.
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 02/07/2026
Important primer for Deltarune
SO YOU WANNA GET INTO DELTARUNE
M BROTHEKS
KARAMAZOV
THE DIVINE COMEDY
THE KEY OF SOLOMON
ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND
THE BROTHERS
KARAMAZOV
VERTIGO
PEAKS
TWIN PEAKS
←
THE PORTOPIA
CASE
THE HITCH
HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
KUMOTSU
THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
5
KAMAITACHI
NO YORU
TSUKIHIME
MULHOLLAND
DRIVE
CAVE STORY
↓
YUME NIKKI
EMBODIMENT OF SCARLET
HIGURASHI:
WHEN THEY
METAL GEAR SOLO 1
METAL GEAR
SOLID 2: SONS OF LIBERTY
MOTHERS
ロFF
deltarunc
MOTHER 3
OFF
UMINEKO:
WHEN THEY
CRY
"Optional:
• Ciconia
• Undertale
- Homestuck
• The Bible
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 01/09/2026
Read Theory
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22/08/2026
Sometimes I feel like the potential of multiplayer is more exciting as a game design concept than it is to actually play
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anybody who’s still advocating putting these tools anywhere near a school is not doing so despite the cognitive collapse they cause, but because of it. dx.doi.org/10.2139/ssrn...
Abstract
Using 30 months of panel data on 26,811 Chinese students in grades 7-12, we study how generative Al affects homework productivity and learning. The data combine monthly closed-book exams, high-school and college entrance exams, and homework scores and completion time across nine subjects. We exploit staggered Al adoption in a difference-in-differences design. Al adoption raises homework scores by 18% and reduces completion time by 30%, but lowers monthly exam scores by 20% within six months.
High-stakes entrance-exam scores fall by 18 and 24%, with the full penalty emerging only after about two years. The losses are largest in social science subjects, followed by STEM and languages, and are especially large for junior students, high-achieving students, and boys. The learning losses are concentrated among roughly 80% of Al users whose behavior is consistent with homework outsourcing, as indicated by exceptionally short homework completion time coupled with high homework scores. Al users who maintain similar homework completion time as non-Al users experience small learning losses.
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Chernobyl 'not great, not terrible' meme, caption: "steep learning loss in only 80% of AI users, not great, not terrible
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026
the correct terminology is breastsheeting women
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Holy shit
At this point, Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled.
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
four most terrifying words in the english language. i like will well enough but i will not be following back because i want my feed to have other people in it
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 29/07/2026
Organic eggs have worse impact on climate than eggs from caged chickens
theguardian.com
Organic eggs have worse impact on climate than eggs from caged chickens
Adopting organic free-range model in UK could lead to greenhouse emissions equivalent to 2,316,000 tonnes of CO2, study suggests Organic eggs are twice as bad for the climate as eggs from chickens living in cages, research suggests. According to the study, switching the UK’s entire egg production to an organic free-range model would lead to greenhouse gas emissions equivalent to 2,316,000 tonnes of CO2 (tCO2e), while production through a fully caged system would emit 1,184,000 tCO2e. Continue reading...
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Did (fantastic) Mr Fox write this?
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 09/07/2026
Welsh pop singer Bonnie Tyler dies aged 75
abc.net.au
Breaking: Welsh pop singer Bonnie Tyler dies aged 75
Welsh pop singer Bonnie Tyler, ​famed for 1980s power ballads such as Total Eclipse of the ​Heart and Holding Out ​for a Hero, has died.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Horse 🐴 playing with pups
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 06/06/2026
🐂 “Lemmy” — By ArtFe / Kev Paxton in Scotland 🇬🇧 Material Magic (10 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/06/06/s...
Lemmy by ArtFe / Kev Paxton in Scotland, a Highland cow sculpture made from rusted agricultural chains, standing among yellow daffodils with long curved horns.
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Wayne Woods @waynewoods.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If you consider transparency to be an attack on your integrity you may as well be waving a big red flag.
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 04/06/2026
EPA pushes back on need for real-time data on antibiotic use in Tasmania's salmon pens
abc.net.au
EPA clashes with Greens on need for real-time tracking of salmon antibiotic use
The director of Tasmania's Environment Protection Authority rejects calls to release real-time information on the amount of antibiotics used by salmon producers, despite the companies already providing that information to other government bodies.
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Michelle @catfi9ht.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...
howtogeek.com
Microsoft keeps reinstalling Copilot, so I found a way to rip it out of Windows for good
You can get rid of all those stubborn AI components for better privacy and performance.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
No, it's good that there's no corresponding investment in new drilling because we're cooking the planet. It's just that there's not going to be an economically stimulative response to this crisis via increased production, it's a pure transfer of wealth from US consumers to oil company investors
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
scheduled post chocodogger American Bully
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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
HELLUVA BOSS SEASON 3 ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Junji Ito living his best life, drawing kpop band IVE's new album cover I'm legit in love with this
cover for IVE's new album "Lucid Dream", with the band drawn by Junji Ito in his usual black and white style
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
80 billion dollars. that's how much money they lit on fire. but he'll keep his job
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
yep right here
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A Lady Bear @bearfacedlady.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!
Screenshot saying 2nd January 2016. Today my friend asked me to nip round hers and put some dried cat food through the letter box as they're away and were worried they forgot to set the auto-timer-feeding contraption and the cats would be hungry.  So I bought some Go Cat (herring and salmon with extra vegetables), went round and started flinging bits through the letter box. The door opened.  I'D GOT THE WRONG HOUSE.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Here’s to 2026
David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/12/2025
Website Task Flowchart xkcd.com/3175/
Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.
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Ink Witch @ink-witch.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your laat saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/12/2025
See whip cane
Whip cane
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The OG JT @theogjt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman sitting at a desk and talking to her .
Alt: Monty Python sketch "Look, I came here for an argument!"
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
People get to like what they like. I don't gatekeep. If you liked Rogue One and I didn't, not everything is for everyone.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 21/11/2025
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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Glgrdsklechhh @nagromw.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
“The left has to give up immigration, the right has to give up the free market.” Dude, that’s not a compromise. You’re just a fascist.
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Accountability
4 frame comic. a street reporter approaches a man wearing a big hoodie, asking : sir! how much do you think
we should hold feminism
accountable for the male
loneliness epidemic?
he replies : 
there is no meaningful
difference between the
rates of loneliness between
men and women*. the reason
we're always talking about
men's is that they're making
it everyone else's problem.
A note under the frame adds : 
*in fact, several studies (graham &
ong, 2024; cigna & morning consult,
2021) suggest that more women
experience loneliness than men.
In the 3rd frame, he says :
according to research*,
the primary reason that
men isolate themselves is
because they feel incapable
of living up to rigid gendered
expectations. the far-right
exploits that vulnerability
to radicalize young men.
another note under the frame adds a source :
*the state of american men 2025,
equimundo: center for masculinities
and social justice.
in the last frame, he makes a peace sign with his fingers and says : if anything, feminism is
the solution to men's loneli-
ness. let's deconstruct the
gender norms that hurt every-
one, before these techno-
fascists divide us even more.
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Shooti @bambooshooti.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
#ResistanceRoots “The liberties of none are safe unless the liberties of all are protected.” — U.S. Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas
U.S. Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas in 1944. Photo by Yousuf Karsh for LIFE magazine. Fun fact: FDR considered Douglas as his vice presidential running mate in 1944. If he had, Douglas would have become president.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/10/2025
me enjoying a internet web content post
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Theory: cats can have ADHD too
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Ilya Kuvshinov @kuvshinov-ilya.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Fenneko’s Halloween Costume
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