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Matthew Harrison

@nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social
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Daydreamer. Vegan. Amateur photographer Nerd. Lover of nature Slightly sarcastic. I hate AI. All photos are taken by me, myself, & I unless stated otherwise. You might remember me from that thing I wasn't in b/c I'm not famous.

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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 8h
The one time I want my work to ask me in early is the one time there's no reason for them to do so.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 14h
i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
did my graduate work here
A building with columns and it says at the top THE HATER BUILDING
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 19h
Last man on earth, posting to his timeline: Haven't seen anyone in awhile. You don't realize how lonely this world truly can be. Last man on earth, an hour later: wow, no reposts or likes. Petty.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 19h
🎶 Boys and girls of every age / Would you like to see something strange? 🎶 Me: You're damn right I would.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 19h
"Whatcha thinkin' about?"
A black & white cat laying on her side looking at the camera. 
She has green eyes & laying on a white & red blanket.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 22h
"Hey, wood, you smile?"
A black smiley face drawn on a tree trunk.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just added some Biscoff cookies to mine.
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Bob Ross Points and Nods
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gang, I had the best photoshoot ever & it only lasted less than 5 minutes. These 2 never stay on that platform at the same time for long before one gets knocked off or leaves. Today, not only did they stay in one spot, but they also did a 180 together. It'll never happen again. 🥲 #puppyphotography
Calypso, a 5 yr old Shepherd mix, standing on a platform & looking forward with Apollo, a 1 yr old Hound mix, laying next to her & looking down.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How many Cabinet members could RFK Jr devour before Trump notices?
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Natalie Harp's giant bag isn't carrying anything scandalous. It's just Eric Trump playing hide-and-seek with Don Jr.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Netflix, chill."
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love old movies but I've probably seen this the most from start to finish.
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Jimmy Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life: 'Never Born'
Alt: Jimmy Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let's see if this sweet potato gets flagged as adult content.
A pile of sweet potatoes. The top one looks like Georgia O'Keeffe painted potatoes instead of flowers.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump suggested tonight that Iran could "take out" American cities: "It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They can take out a city. Let them take— let it, let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A sunset from 8 years ago. lol #sunsetphotography #themoon #photography
A sunset that goes from a deep orange to a bright yellow to light yellow to light blue and eventually ending at a dark blue at the top of the photo. The moon can be seen as a white dot in the top left corner. There is a group of trees on the bottom left & a few trees scattered as your gaze moves right.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Any band need a new album cover? #fog #blackandwhite
A black & white shot of a road that goes off into the distance, which is shrouded in an early morning fog. Street lights line either side of the road.
📷 Me
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, sure, spooky season is great and all but it makes spotting the goblin that keeps following me around that much harder to spot.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus, dying on the crucifix, looking up towards the sky, "Please... God... let someone else go through this."
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Set record for longest serving GOP Speaker of the House✅ Went to prison for sexually abusing teenage boys✅ Highest ranking elected U.S. official to serve a prison sentence✅ Would love to see that last record broken soon🌅🇺🇸
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"ARENT THESE HATS FUN, MR. PRESIDENT? YOU LIKE HATS, REMEMBER?" 😃🥳
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1970's Nightwing.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
The best job in baseball is the organ player who gets to be like ok, send me this year’s pop hits
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Met a new friend today.
A cool AF kid goat drinking water from a big trough. You can see their reflection. A cool AF kid goat smiling cuz they're the coolest. Obviously.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/03/2026
🤗
crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading

i want them to pay for what they've done
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOW THE ACTUAL ****?!
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today, we are all college students.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Muse, why is Mark Zuckerberg the saddest boy in the whole world?"
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Strong New Step-Dad Who Doesn't Like Kids energy.
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is sad news. Simon was a big help with this story that showed Howard Lutnick apparently lied about his business entanglement with Jeffrey Epstein—a story that deserves more attention. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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New details from Epstein files reveal Lutnick had years-long business tie with sex offender
The commerce secretary apparently still hasn't come clean on his connection with Epstein.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🌽
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Star Trek: Borg Queen (Alice Krige)
ALT: Star Trek: Borg Queen (Alice Krige)
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phantomblair.bsky.social @photoblair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Misty Morn. #NiagaraFalls #Sunrise #Photography
The sun rises over the Niagara River, behind the Horseshoe Falls.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds like it'll be a tough case to crack. Bats better enlist the help of Superman on this one! Good luck, Clark!
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, what am I doing? It's October. Why am I not playing my Halloween playlist?
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would highly recommend adopting one or two dogs. Calypso, in her new Friday the 13th T-shirt.
Calypso, a shepard-mix dog, in her new Friday the 13th T-shirt (black, with red trim at the bottom, and Jason's white mask with red designs around it.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hold my calls. I'll be out for lunch.
A regular ol' shroom popping up in the middle of green grass. It almost looks like a tiny water tower.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zoinks! Another previous Halloween costume idea which also was my favorite one to date. It was also the easiest one to do. lol A former coworker had tagged me with the nickname for awhile so I figured, "why not?" #Halloween #naturephotography #Shaggy #ScoobyDoo #fall
Me as Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. I'm in brown pants & a lime green t-shirt. To further the similarities, I'm tallish with brown hair & dark chin hairs, I constantly have the munchies, and I'm thin. I'm peaking out from behind a tree in a forest preserve. There is a small green plant in front of me. I have a look of concern on my face.
The caption above it reads, "Did you hear that, too, Scoobs?!" 😬

My amazing wife is the photographer.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What you reach for when you forget to replace the toilet paper:
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forgot I lowered my office chair so I could play with my dog & nearly busted my ass when I went back later to sit in it.
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A black squirrel visited my parents today so spooky season has officially begun.
A small black squirrel on wood chips with their back to the camera. They peer over their right shoulder at me from behind various lawn plants.

Small edits done on my phone. No AI.
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Police Squad!" Hands down. A shame it never had more.
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Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) Laughing
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Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶 And when I'm back in Chicago I feel it. 🎶
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Joe Keery Djo
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's pretty great when a dickhead realizes the importance of consent in the milliseconds that a bullet enters his skull.
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Rob Dawdy @rdawdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I overthink therefore I am.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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Ian Weissman, DO @drianweissman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In a small kidney cancer trial, nine people received an experimental vaccine tailored to their own tumors. None experienced a recurrence during a median follow-up of roughly three years and four months after surgery. www.sciencealert.com/nine-patient...
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Nine Patients Received a Personalized Kidney Cancer Vaccine. None Had a Recurrence.
How do you teach the immune system to recognize a cancer cell? Researchers are taking clues from the tumor itself, selecting unusual protein fragments and putting them into a vaccine.
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